ITT: we confess
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ITT: we confess
No. Bad idea.
You first OP
>>17248014
everyone thinks i lost my virginity at 19, i actually lost it at 22.
>>17248017
Come on we need to confess from time to time, it doesn't have to be horrific
>>17248034
My brother is getting married to the girl I fucked a month ago, and it is kind of getting to me
I'm actually 100% okay, and even somewhat proud of being a virgin at 20. For context, I'm a grill.
>>17248051
grill?
I pay my girlfriend's younger cousin 20 dollars for real massages(nude underneath a towel and oils) and she gives me happy endings
>>17248138
I plan to fuck my niece if she ever asks
Maybe I'm not as okay as I told you I was.
>>17248051
I'm ok with being a virgin at 23. I want to save myself for something really serious.
>>17248138
hahaha you go for it buddy
>>17248145
nice
how old is she?
and i would love to fuck my gf's cousin
i may see if i can get it out of her when i get a massage
>>17248146
tell us your story anon
A married man wants to leave his wife to date me.
>>17248174
Do you want to fuck him?
I'm also spinning two plates while having a fiance and they don't know of each other. One of them loves me.
>>17248174
they all say that honey
>>17248176
I have had feelings for him for almost a year, so yes - I also want to fuck him, eventually.
But he's still married so I'm not flirting or doing anything else with him, for now.
Confession: I get a boner for little girls but I don't want to be a pedo
>>17248155
She's due in November
>>17248014
I have spied on, hacked the accounts of, and otherwise clandestinely observed and monitored all of my good friends.
I don't do it because I don't trust them; I specifically don't do this with people I don't feel I've repeatedly validated as people I can trust and actually care about. It's not a sex thing either; otherwise the only people I'd do it to are my attractive female friends and I'd be a lot less comprehensive in my research, since a lot of this stuff is definitively un-sexy. I even try to avoid focusing on their sexy stuff specifically because that's not the point of it and if I'm ever discovered, I don't need an archive of my friends' nudes or whatever marking me as a pervert instead of whatever the hell I am.
I don't really know why I do it. One knows, she thinks it's weird but fine "so long as I use my powers for good" as she puts it. Another I suspect knows but doesn't care, because his patterns indicate the idea that he might know he's being watched and is at least moderately entertained by the notion.
The only time I've ever done this to someone I wasn't particularly close to was when my observation made me suspect infidelity in their partner, so I extended to them. I was right, which I believe may have unfortunately just validated my bizarre hobby in some corner of my mind.
Everything I say is a lie.
>>17248394
Even that statement?
I have a pretty fucked-up fetish that I've kept from every girlfriend I've ever had. Still keeping it from my fiancee. I don't intend to ever act on it or tell anybody about it (except on here), I'm taking it to the grave.
It's not one that would make you go "eww", it's one that would make you question whether you could trust me as a person.
I've fallen for a girl I'm related to (third cousin). I'm sure the feeling is mutual
>>17248407
It's panties, isn't it.
That or a tooth.
>>17248410
I'm not really sure what "a tooth" even means here.
>>17248409
>third cousin
Pretty sure that's the one where it stops being creepy.
>>17248412
You killed them and kept a tooth.
>>17248417
Yes. That is it, you figured me out.
>>17248422
I knew it.
>>17248395
No, it was a confession. The point is that it's honest.
I'm a pedophile and I think my gf (19) suspects it, I'm not sure if I should make a fake fap folder with my softer fetishes (prob still hardcore for her) for her to find.
>>17248425
But how am I supposed to believe you, when all I know about you is that everything you say is a lie?
>>17248407
This interests me. Please elaborate.
>>17248014
I've been in love with this girl for over 6 months. She is amazing and I cannot think of anything other than her. I am trying to get her attention but i suck at this. Am I a stalker if I leave a CD confessing my love for her outside her house? Id put the CD below the keypad for the garage door. I swear I am not a stalker, I love my nugget
>>17248489
Why not ask her out?
>>17248428
Dumb question: If you're a pedo, why do you have an adult gf? Does she look young for her age, or are you into adults too?
>>17248489
Don't let this be you.
http://www.viruscomix.com/page458.html
>>17248501
Some ppl get off on more than just young lads
>>17248489
1. Go up to her.
2. "Hi, you're cute, suck my penis."
3. ???
4. Nothing happens.
>>17248431
I might have been upstaged a little by the pedophile >>17248428 but basically I have a cheating fetish. NOT a cuckold fetish, kinda the opposite -- the thought of cheating on my partner behind her back is a huge turn-on, so is the thought of sleeping with, say, a friend's girlfriend. Some combination of the risk, secrecy and betrayal of it is just super fucking hot to me. I have no idea why.
Despite that completely dominating my inner fantasy life, out here in the real world I firmly believe cheating is one of the worst things you can do to someone and I'm never going to do it to my fiancee (I've wondered whether having extremely strong beliefs on that is why I have the fetish in the first place.) Even if she'd hypothetically be into it, unfortunately all the morally OK ways to explore the fantasy do absolutely nothing for me, open relationships are bleh and some kind of cuckquean arrangement just strikes me as creepy humiliation roleplay, which I'm not into at all. For whatever reason it doesn't work unless it's an actual betrayal.
And I absolutely never want to tell my fiancee about this, can you imagine if you asked your girlfriend if she had any fetishes and she told you, "Well, actually, probably my biggest turn-on is cheating on you behind your back. Oh but don't worry, I'm way too moral to actually do that and I know I have enough self-control to never slip up!"
>>17248505
What is that anon?
>>17248510
>>17248496
You know what? Why could i not just do that? Who knows.. Things could turn out ok right?
>>17248518
A Subnormailty comic. Here, I'll just post it.
If you've never seen Subnormailty comics before, be prepared to lose your afternoon. You won't easily be able to stop reading them.
>>17248528
>>17248512
Thanks for the detailed reply, and yes, I can absolutely understand why you never want to reveal this to her. I have also heard that even in open relationships people tend to cheat (for example by going for a person they agreed was off limits) because as you said there is the appeal of the hidden fruit and you cannot satisfy that by creating less boundaries.
Does it ever bother you that you're stuk with a fetish you never actually want to fulfil?
>>17248155
i've seen a porn where this exact thing happens and he DOES get to fuck her. It's one of those nuru videos i think.
>>17248518
Best case scenario? You ask, she's into you and you get to have fun. Worst case scenario she's not into you, you be sad for a little while and you move on because fuck it.
Your current stance is just you obsessing over an idea you don't fucking have because you've tricked yourself into thinking you don't have the balls to do it, when you totally have the fucking stones and are just holding yourself back because you don't wanna fail. A couple weeks of sad aren't worth a lifetime of doubt and worry.
>>17248014
I visit the strip club once or twice a month. Many of the girls know me there on a first name basis. They give me hand jobs and blow jobs. Some have offered to meet me outside of the club. I've considered trying to date one of the girls there but she is an alcoholic and a party drug abuser. I'm just a fool.
I have a passion for grannies
>>17248014
Sometimes when I'm driving and there are no other cars around, I don't signal before changing lanes.
>>17248512
>can you imagine if you asked your girlfriend if she had any fetishes and she told you, "Well, actually, probably my biggest turn-on is cheating on you behind your back. Oh but don't worry, I'm way too moral to actually do that and I know I have enough self-control to never slip up!"
>>17248535
Honestly it bothers the absolute shit out of me. It's not fun carrying around this huge secret (I mean, it's not like I killed somebody, but it feels like a big secret to keep from your loved one.) Despite swearing off it more times than an addict trying to quite smoking, I still sometimes look up relevant-themed porn (Did you know there's a whole sphere of people who have blogs where they write about cheating on their partners? Yes, it is horrible.) and I live in fear of the day I forget to clear my browser history. Even if there was no chance of my fiancee ever finding out, I'd really just rather have it gone, or at least replaced with a fetish I could actually fulfill at some point, so every couple months I do a little googling to see if anybody claims to have a way to 'kill' a fetish, but so far nobody except the fucking NoFappers has, and I tried that and ... it way, way didn't work.
>>17248417
>taking a tooth as a trophy
truly plebian
the part of skin behind the knee maybe
dental is how people who are roasted to skeletons in housefires get identified.
>>17248556
You know that dimple above the asscrack?
I'd take a piece of that.
>>17248554
That's a rough deal. I can very much understand the guilt. Even when you know it would be inaccurate, it would be hard not to picture the reaction of your loved one to that news. And hiding the evidence because you know it would evoke strong emotions in them feels shady even when those emotions would not fully mirror the situation from your side.
I wish I could give you good advice, but all I've heard from lack of fetish appeal is either having tried it and being turned off by that (or well, usually more strongly, having a really negative experience and realizing the reality is not for you at all - and even disregarding you never wanting to go there, in case of your fetish there's a very real risk that this would just cause tortured pleasure like many cuckolds experience, not one-sided disgust like for people who think they look shit during sex until they smell shit during sex or whatever) - and that the intensity of a fetish can lessen by being open about it, seeing as most fetishes thrive on some element of secrecy and taboos. Again this seems largely useless for your specific fetish. All I can really recommend is trying to lessen its relative importancy by actively cultivating your other interests and trying to gain more. Something doesn't have to be a full blown fetish for you to like the idea of it and add it to your sexual wish list, and that in itself I think could make the cheating thing less pressing because it adds other (even if they are weaker) desires. It also might be worth examining for yourself whether there is a way to partially get some satisfaction from it. You could do the thing where you take turns roleplaying as someone else (not in the bedroom, as in, dressing differently/surprise new haircut, going to meet them somewhere and act like you don't know them and are going to have a one night stand) and when it's her turn, imagine that she is someone you are cheating on your fiancee with.
>>17248415
I'm sure, but it still poses a problem
>>17248579
Obviously this might have exactly the same issues you mentioned but she might look very differently (wig, different make up, fake tattoo, you can go pretty far if you want to with those things) and play her part of a stranger with a different name and backstory. Pretty sure you could also play up the "oh no miss I have a girlfriend at home" without her being alarmed, in that role, because it allows her to go full seductress.
But that's really the best I can come up with.
Also, I can definitely see how that might feel as a slippery slope or give you a dirty feeling afterwards, but I'd reflect on whether to cut out porn featuring this theme. It already is a forbidden fruit and if you don't allow yourself to even masturbate to it, it is doubly off limits and potentially doubly interesting. Maybe it's worth trying marathon masturbation sessions until you can't get it up anymore for that, even if just for the day, to normalize it more. Just a thought.
Is it weird that i have nothing to confess, only to hide?
>>17248512
>>17248554
That's my fetish as well. That and being the one who women cheat on their partners with.
I used to do that kind of thing. I don't have the stomach for it anymore. Hard to shake the sexual attachment to it, though. Still turns me on. It's terrible, man.
>>17248585
Not really. Just distance yourself from unsupportive family.
>>17248501
I'm into adults too and my gf does look young.
Perfect age for me would be 12 - 16.
But I'm attracted to all ages under 35.
Im gay.
>>17248733
that's pretty gay
I'm obsessed with my crush to the point that I sometimes stalk her online. I've Google'd her name and checked out all her social media. Even discovered some New things.
I feel disgusting for it, but I can't help it.
I hurt the girl I really like and in turn hurt myself.
And I pushed my friend to attempt suicide.
I regret this actions completely and think about them frequently despite both of then taking place years ago.
I have a LDR gf I see about one weekend a month, sometimes every other month. I have been with her for 2 years, and cheated on her 4 times, which ofc she doesn't know.
This girl is the sweetest gf I ever had, and within one more year we might have some opportunity to move closer together. But in the meantime the sexual frustration is killing me. I used to sleep with girls basically every week for years, partly FWB, ONS or actual relationships. I don't know how to continue this without destroying what I have, this girl is literally everything I wish for.
>>17248014
i'm still not over my gf losing her virginity and fucking 4 dudes completely while I was away at boot. but I'm doing my best.
sometimes when im down and I think about it I want to call her a slut and a whore for being so reckless. but feel somewhat responsible for having her so emotionally attached to me before having to leave.
we have had talks a few times where she cried and cried and I can't help but go easy on her bc I love her.
I'm kind of feminine in demeanor and I'm really short for a male. I often times think I'd be better off if I just went hard in the paint for cross dressing. I wouldn't mind having some cute hair...
>>17248808
C U C K
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I consider buying a premium for tinder.
It is much easier for me to get dates that way.
>>17248814
she was an unfaithful bitch while I was away, but she's the best I've been with in 26 years and counting.
not sure it's worth dumping her and starting over if that shit will never happen again.
>>17248833
Past behavior is the best indicator for future behavior. But it's your funeral. Maybe you should look into ways of meeting non-shit girls
>>17248833
Everytime you do something it gets easier to do it again.
I'm not saying she will cheat you again but i am saying the excuse she needs to cheat you now is weaker than the one she needed for the first time.
Put off going out with a girl who fucking admitted to being into me because I hate my body so much. I didn't want to try anything until I was looking better for some fucking stupid reason and now I'm pretty sure I fucked it up. I know there's a couple billion other women but bloody hell this was a fucking idiot move on my part.
My boyfriend and I had a week downtime in which we gave up on our relationship. He got oral from two different girls in that time period and told me. I never told him that I messed around on cam with an ex. I feel as though he would overreact specifically because it was an ex who he dislikes, though I honestly only did it because he broke up with me and I felt betrayed and lonely. I guess I will carry this secret to my grave.
>>17248800
If you two are really good at communicating and being honest with each other, you could always propose an 'open' relationship of sorts that is completely of a sexual nature. Perhaps ask her to give you the freedom to mess around as long as there is no romantic attachment- just until you two are able to be together.
>>17248833
If she doesn't let you have an orgy with 4 woman you're a cuck.
[spoiler] she is gonna cheat again [/spoiler]
4 guys, jesus christ, im dying
I dropped out of school when I was 14 and none of my friends and family knew about it. I sent fake report cards, spent the day out of the house, you name it. It was going well until my mom asked when graduation was, I ended up going for my GED and inviting her to that graduation thing and surprising her there. Went better than I expected and now I'm going to a community college keeping up the ruse for everyone else. It's not so bad actually
>>17248813
Pic?
I'll admit, I've had body dysmorphia for practically half my life and my girlfriend is pressuring me to get marred within the year. I love her to death, but as much as a manlet I'd be, I want nothing more than to transition. Hell, the doctors told them I was a boy for the first weeks and planned to name me Oliver until they realized they made a mistake.
*Married
And the doctors told my mom I was a boy for the first few weeks of pregancy, to elaborate
Killed a puppy when I was youger with a molotov cocktail and strangled a cat because some bullies forced me to.
I hate myself so much
>>17248054
girl
[spoiler]lurk moar summerfag[/spoiler]
>>17249051
>>17249053
>the doctors told my mom I was a boy for the first few weeks of pregancy
Medical technology can't determine the sex of the fetus until about 20 weeks in. Were these new-age spirit doctors, or are you full of shit?
>>17249254
No fucking idea. To be honest, it may as well be something my mom told me for the hell of it (I have the feeling she's picked up on my dysmorphia), but I found it interesting.
i think i'm female-to-male transgender but I hate trannies and tumbletards so much i don't want to be associated with them. Besides I'd never be a real man anyway.
>>17248155
How old is your gfs cousin?
I have a fetish for self destruction.
im chubby ):
>>17248409
Homs is that you
I made the girl I like cry.I was joking around in class about one of her secrets.Like talking indirectly about that topic without properly mentioning it.SUddenly, she snapped and RIP
i'm still a hetero virgin in case some of you actually believed my bullshit story
>>17248808
How long have you been together?
So... She lost her virginity to 1 of these 4 men, and then, basically, just went through dick like a nigger in KFC?
Also, have you slept with her yet?
>>17248769
i do the same thing I now know his favorite restaurant. I feel so weird about this.
I don't love my boyfriend anymore but stay with him because he's a good friend.
>>17248512
I've only recently realized that I have the same fetish. I ended 1.5 year long relationship thinking I was over the girl because of having these thoughts. Then a bit later I was in a 10 month relationship where most of the time I was questioning wether or not I cared about the person because I kept having these thoughts. It ended where I realized I do care about them but the thoughts are just strangely arousing and that's it. No harm though as the relationship ended because of a planned move across the country so it wasn't because of that again thankfully.
More random shit:
I should be bi because I enjoy futa and traps but just not in 3d. I also enjoy muscular (to some extent) women and butt stuff. Wherever I think of physically doing stuff with a guy though, I feel sick.
I don't know anyone IRL that would be okay with most of my fetishes which makes me uncomfortable. I imagine that people would not want to be friends with me if they knew all that stuff.
>>17248512
I also have this fetish and I have a gf who's super curious about the kind of shit I'm into, obviously I would never tell her and I wouldn't dare to actually cheat on her but still, it's there and I don't know why even though whenever I think of Someone cheating I get angry and generally just uneasy.
>>17250183
holy fuck
please answer this bropi
>>17248769
>>17250199
I did the same thing. I now know what all of her siblings look like and I have a rough idea of who they are as people.
I haven't done any more internet stalking recently though, because I googled her name once and I found her mother's information online (her mom's a school teacher), and that included their home address. Not only did it freak me out that such information can so easily be found by the public, but it also freaked me out that I have become so obsessed with this nice, sweet girl who I'm pretty sure views me only platonically that I eventually came to the point of finding out where she lives.
No more of that shit for me.
>>17248974
You must be pretty damn smart to somehow be able to keep up something like that.
Why the hell didn't you just go to school?
Also, what country are you in? Didn't the school call your house to inform your parents of your absences? What about truancy officers visiting your house?
When I was like 4-5 I went on vacation with a family friend. Their son was a few year older than me. We slept in the same bed because of room. He convinced me to get naked so we both did. We ended up touching each other. The end.
>>17248014
Nice try, FBI ;^)
I lied to my boyfriend that he was my first. I wanted him to feel as if he the first man to stick that thing up the pooper. Also lied about his cooking, you try not to say something when you see pieces of the egg in your scrambled eggs.
>>17250731
>see pieces of the egg in your scrambled eggs.
wut
I don't love my boyfriend as much as he loves me. To me he is just a physical substitute for my online friend who I have a crush on and likes me back. I even call him by the nickname I call that online friend.
>>17250979
The anon meant the scrambled eggs contains bits of eggshells.
I accidentally killed a puppy.
I took a picture of my sisters vagina while she was sleeping.
I was a huge asshole in my teens and ruined many nights that should have been fun.
I resent my fetishes, I want them to go away.
>think myself as a horrible person
>reading this thread makes me feel like a saint
I shitpost. A lot. And I keep making up stories and roleplaying as characters on this board and /b/.
I haven't used a condom in years. Just got tested, still clean.
>>17250089
Why would you lie anon?
I like masturbating and putting things inside me, but I absolutely hate sex with another person.
- I have ultra violent intrusive thoughts
[intrusive; not intentional, and I wish I didn't have them ]
- I hate myself because I hate the fact I hate and distrust humanity
- I used to troll a forum dedicated to a celebrity I actually liked, but the people there made fun of a disability that a family member of mine coincidentally had so I trolled them the board for 2 years on and off as a result.
- When I was homeless I used to yank it in public restrooms, because... you know... you can't go forever without yanking it.
- I've jerked off to all sorts of weird but not illegal porn; shit id never tell anyone about
- Even though I've been diagnosed with severe/"major" depression I have never felt depressed; same is true for my anxiety diagnosis
- I don't care about world tragedies anymore; humanity pretends to either be helpless or creates environments that result in drastic consequences... so...
- I don't think there is any scientific validity to psychiatry nor psychology
Am I the most fucked up person here?
>>17251089
you sound pretty chill to me
I'm paralyzed by the fact that I need to apply for a job now that I finished my University. All I did the last week was to parasite off my parents and cry.
>>17248051
Post your voice. I'll read your cards if you like.
>>17251089
>I don't think there is any scientific validity to psychiatry nor psychology
Both are fucking scams. I went them for years and wasted thousands of dollars. Now I'm worse thanks to them.
>>17251046
>I took a picture of my sisters vagina while she was sleeping
kek'd hard
>>17249972
Nope
>>17250307
Break up with him. By staying you are just harming him and you'll feel more guilty about this as time passes on. Besides it would be worse if you found somebody new and you broke up with him at that moment to go with other person you actually love.
I ate the last tart.
>>17248585
Pretty sure 3rd cousins is the point where legally it's no longer incest. Some people would be slightly put off if they knew but your closest common ancestors are 2 of your 16 great-great grandparents.
I don't think it's exactly scandalous, unless you have one of those families that every distant relative frequently gets together and she's on that same side of the family.
>>17250312
I like futa and buff women too anon, but not traps though. I can't tell you exactly why we like it but it's possibly because of the fact that a woman can have masculine treats. I am hetero but those thing turn me on pretty bad.
I hope the shooting in Orlando wakes people up to the cancer the LGBTQI agenda is on society.
I hope the shooting in Orlando wakes people up to the cancer the LGBTQI agenda is on society.
If the shooter wasn't a Moslem then it just have worked, but unfortunately it's going to direct anger onto the wrong issues. That is, gays will avoid being exposed for the cancer they are.
>>17251230
Forgot to add; legal or not, the only way it would be truly fucked up is if by 3rd cousin you mean your 1st cousin's granddaughter, you sick fuck>>17251230
By going to /b/ I discovered I had a specific bestiality fetish, I just get brutaly aroused when a girl is fucking a dog or a man is fucking a mare. I haven't fapped or seen anything about it because I wan't to forget it. I just don't know why it turns me on, watching beast hentai or whatever related to it doesn't do anything for me, I don't like it but the moment a naked chick gets railed by a big dog i get a ferocious hot boner. I hate it.
I also have thoughts about beating random people up for some reason. It's been like that since I was like 12 and I'm 20 now. When I was in highschool and I was walking I had thoughts about full force punching in the face the person that walked next to me. I've obviously never done it but it weirds me out.
I've done a few internet tests about depression and each one said that I had a "mild depression". Whether this is true or not I have no idea since the internet is not a really reliable source but I don't rule it out either. I may have some other mental disorders too.
>>17249081
excellent
I'm not a good person.
>>17251250
Its actually a second cousin once removed. Daughter of mother's second cousin
