Cryonics
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Okay /adv/, I want to kill myself and get cryo(ge)nically frozen, 100% serious.
What would be a good place to start? I remember reading somewhere that it's about US $ 40k, but I'm not even sure who to contact, where to go
I should mention that I'm in Germany, not the US
Is killing myself with Nembutal a good way for getting cryopreserved after? (I only want my head preserved)
Also, what financial investments should I make so I'll wake up with some preferably mad dosh
>>17244732
First consultant with your primary care physician. Tell him this. He'll refer you to a psychiatrist who will refer you to a loony bin.
>>17244779
Fuck off.
>>17244779
this
you need help
>>17244779
>>17244816
Kek. You can't be cryogenically preserved if you are this salty ;^)
I'm not sure how you'd make sure they wouldn't just stuff you, and then turn on the freezer whenever your family wanted to stop by.
Seems like a good way to rob people.
>>17244816
>I want to invest in cryogenics
>Why would you want to do that?
>So my life years from now will be so much better
>But you don't even have a life now
>...
>>17244829
But I'm not salty, just telling your spergy ass to fuck off :^P
>>17244835
Don't worry anon, being a doctor you have to have SOME smarts about you, so the likelihood of one saying cringeworthy pseudo-witty bs like that is distant
>>17244732
Cryonics is lip service to families and frightened terminally ill people atm. There's no way we can currently unfreeze the humans we have frozen, and it's possible our current popsicles will never return to life as tech progresses.
The best freezing we have is still heal poisonous and will require nano machines to revive a person.
>>17245308
>heal poisonous
*hella poisonous, autocorrect.
>>17244732
http://waitbutwhy.com/2016/03/cryonics.html
