why do some girls fucking talk like this
like what the fuck am I supposed to say
christ so annoying
>>17239749
If her texts annoy you that much why not call instead?
>>17239749
What exactly about this is triggering you?
There's nothing ambiguous about this. Want specific answers ask less general questions. Fucking care about what she has to say or screw texting her.
the fuck else do you want lmao
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>>17239749
Idk. I get these sometimes. It puts me off so much, that 90% of the time, I stop responding. Sometimes the girl will be interested and still respond like this. I usually just ask to meetup for coffee asap and a # to avoid this bullshit talk. Don't waste your time OP.
forgot to add
>>17239778
This too. Ask more interesting/stupid questions. Open with some bs like "if you had to get a fruit put in your butt, which would it be?" You cannot believe how many "Hey"'s or "How's it going"'s these girls get.
>>17239778
>>17239781
>>17239771
im not a fucking bottom feeder you dips
I dont care if shes tired or went to school today and neither does she care about what I ate for breakfast or if I have a mild cold
if she asked me these questions id sure as hell respond in a way that facilitates conversation rather than making blunt banal statements that lead nowhere
>>17239749
God damn your opening is so generic. Maybe have a reason to text her next time rather than some pointless shit. No wonder you dont know what to say. Also, you called her man. Wtf? And "just juicy"? For fuck's sake
>Just juicy man
kek'd hard
>>17239749
In my experience, you have to be more direct or ask something that will force a response that cant be answered by blunt banal statements.
Since this seems to be Tinder,be more interesting I guess, believe it or not, girls on there really dont care to try to have a conversation.
>>17239830
thats how people talk around here
and I dont and have never needed to say anything special from the get go you wad
im not a little clown that needs to make up for something with some "wicked one liners"
>>17239813
>neither does she care about what I ate for breakfast or if I have a mild cold
do you think that might be part of the problem you're having here?
>>17239813
Girls on Tinder get so many of these lame boring questions that it's no wonder she's giving you one-liners. If you're putting it entirely on the girl to be interesting or push the conversation, you're doing it wrong.
>I'm doin just juicy man
>I'm doin just juicy man
>I'm doin just juicy man
>I'm doin just juicy man
>I'm doin just juicy man
>I'm doin just juicy man
>>17239813
Welcome to small talk 101. Answer every question with simple one sentence responses so to not use more than 3% brain power. This forces the other person use all their brain power to have the entire conversation basically by themself. Good Job
>>17239844
Well if you want this girl to give even a fraction of a fuck about you, you need to prove to her that your different than most guys. How many "Hey, hows it going?" Texts do you think she gets daily? Way too fucking much. I know im coming off like a douche, but its the only way youll learn. Stop the boring ass questions. Start asking more personal shit. And for the love of fuck never say "just juicy man" again. Ever. Unless sarcastically
>>17239749
Because women are idiots and thats why you never seen a female sharkspeare before.
>>17239749
>I'm doin just juicy man
Never ever say this again. Ever.
You both suck at conversing.
>>17239900
Heh, female writer here. Fuck you.
We can have decent conversations, but if a guy gets impatient in less than 10 texts and posts idiotic shit on 4chan, what chance do you think in hell does he have of making it in with us? And just juicy? Fucking really? Makes YOU sound like the typical r-tard that's going to send us a dick pic in 30 seconds.
>>17239995
oh yeah well why dont u conversate wit dis
*unzips*
>>17240008
GET REKT BITCH!!!!
>just juicy man
Is this the best "slides in like butter"?
>>17240543
Next*
Fuck this mobile autocorrect shit
>>17239813
They're pretty fucking boring questions, dude. Either ask her something specific, or have something to say yourself. All you're doing here with these vague as fuck questions is saying "ENTERTAIN ME!!!"
>>17239749
>ask her how she is
>she says 'good'
>BAW BAW NOT ENOUGH INFO
>she returns the question
>just juicy
>BRAVO, BEAUTIFUL, BRILLIANT CONVERSATIONALIST
From this little exchange, we know that she goes to school, and worked hard enough today that she's now tired out (what was she working on? Is she passionate about it? Is it depressingly draining?), and that she enjoys unwinding with social interaction and is probably an extrovert.
What's OP giving her? That he's a faggot who says things like 'just juicy' and expects people to carry the conversation for him via inane 'sup?' tier questions.
No idea if he goes to school or works, no idea if he's a hard worker, no idea if he's passionate about anything, no idea how he functions socially.
You poor thing, OP. This bitch is sure giving you nothing.
>call out on OP's shitty small talk
>MUH GAME IS INFALLIBLE BITCH JUST JUICY MAN
Quit being so autistic dude. Its not that hard.
>I'm doin just juicy man
Oh my, I'm laughing until the next century.
Thanks OP.
>OP complains about girl giving boring answer to his boring question
>>17239813
"It's her job to come up with something interesting to talk about, not mine. I'm a whiny little bitchboy."
Stay juicy
>Doin just juicy man
OP have you ever stopped and thought maybe your the problem
>>17239749
You're just as bad as her. "I'm doin just juicy man". What in the fuck is that?
>>17239813
Dude calm down. She can probably smell your crazy.
>Begins planning to say 'just juicy' to friends
Seriously though, how would one be more interesting when talking to girls? I mean sure, you could ask more specific questions...But I get the feeling answering question after question would get pretty annoying pretty quick y'know
Just juicy.
I've got tears in my eyes
I'm doing
>>17241205
Could I get that with some kektchup
>>17241194
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p_4QVidbKkg
