Hi /adv/ I'm an idiot.
I stuck a ping pong ball in my ass and I can't seem to get it out. I've accepted that I need to go to an ER but I'm willing to try anything to bypass that.
I'm tried lubing and reaching in to no avail and I've tried squatting and pushing. I just took a max dose of milk of magnesium in the hope it will push the ball out, but I want to know if I'm basically fucked already.
>>17239677
You'll shit it out eventually
Just go sit on the toilet...
It should just plop right out and don't clench your ass.
>>17239677
>Hi /adv/ I'm an idiot.
No, you're just a flaming faggot.
If it doesn't go out, be assured , ER guys are used to this so they won't give you much shaming.
SOurce: husband of ER gal (they see worse stuff)
Use a spoon or a ladle
Mineral oil enema might help. Depends on how far up they are
>>17239677
Go to hospital....
>take 2 x table tennis bats
>take t/tennis net
>when asked what's wrong say "I can't find my ball and there's only place I haven't looked. Do you mind?"
>>17239748
please do tell
People going to the ER because they stuck something in their ass for being retarded really hits my funny bone
I had a couple ideas for getting it out, but they would involve sticking a hot needle up your ass to burn a hole through the ping pong ball. I didn't think you wanted to do that and I'm too tired to draw a diagram so fuck it.
just go to the damn doctor. and let this be a lesson to you, never put something in your ass that doesn't have a flared base for easy retrieval mmkay.
Open your heart and mind, and your ass will open and the ball will exit
