WHY IS IT SO FUCKING ITCHY REEEEEEEEEE
I HAVNT SLEPT IN 48 HOURS SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME
I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE I WANT TO FUCKING CUT THEM OFF ITS SO FUCKING ITCHY
>>17238594
Take some Benadryl bruh maybe put some cocoa butter or aloe lotion to cool yo nuts.
>>17238594
get a bath
For now: hydrocortisone anti-itch cream. (But don't get it on your penis if you plan to jack off today.)
But have a doctor look. It could be psoriasis, eczema, or pubic lice.
>>17238594
Stop scratching them.
And stop using soap or shampoo for lube.
>>17238594
If it's that itchy and you haven't slept for that long then go to the hospital, no question about it
>>17238667
I think it's my dog. Going to be perfectly honest here, I am a kissless virgin and I.. well I smeared peant butter jelly on my balls and my dog started licking it by accident
>>17238594
It's called soap and water.
>>17238702
Do you think my dog gave me fungus or smth?
>>17238696
Be sure to tell this to the hospital staff.
:^)
>>17238696
"Accident." Because you clearly had other reasons to smear PB&J on your balls.
>>17238696
op here, ignore this retard.
so recently my cats scratching post was destroyed, so ive been letting him use my testicles, could that be the cause of this? On my way to the hospital now, should I tell them?
I believe it is a infection. You should find a doctor and he can prescribe you asmanathol. And some lotion, Just put a dab on your hand and softly rub where it hurts. It should be gone in about 2 weeks.
>>17238722
>he
Fuck you shitlord, go spread your misogynistic hatespeach somewhere else
>>17238721
op here, ignore this retard.
So recently my spider tank broke and since I needed somewhere to place the eggsacks I glued them to my balls, could the clue be the cause of this?
I am on my way to the hospital and the egg sack has started to hatch and its really itchy
>>17238594
Scabies
Scabies is a definite possibility. OP needs to get that checked.
>nobody has said jock itch
Come on guys.
>>17238972
>>17238988
i dont think its this, i havnt had sex in 1 year
>>17238997
if its this, will soap and water be enough?
