>>17232991
Topkek I wish more people appreciated self-deprecating humor.

By the way, what was the joke? I'd like to use it one day.

You haven't told her you were kidding yet? Are you retarded?

>>17233000
it was contextual so i dont really think i can help you :^)
>>17233004
just... fuck. i know. i shouldve left it as a joke but i drove it too hard for me to retract my statements now.

OP, your only real choice is to just tell her you were joking. If you leave her thinking you actually want to kill yourself it's going to lead to a lot of problems.

>>17232991
Topkek I wish more people appreciated self-deprecating humor.

By the way, what was the joke? I'd like to use it one day.

>>17233055

Sorry lapse in thoughts. Wasn't sure if I replied or not.

>>17232991
Sauce?

I fapped to it before and remember it was based on Alice in Wonderland but I can't find it again.

>>17233534
Found it

Mamono Musume Zukan Higai Houkoku

>>17232991
>i'm a shitty human being who thinks it's funny to emotionally abuse someone who loves me by falsely implying that i'd kill myself

i hope she dumps you for a chad. what a fuckin' tool.

>>17232991
Just ask her for a moment, then sit her down and CALMLY and EXPLICITLY tell her what you JUST wrote, that it was a joke and you have a fucked up sense of humor, jesus dude

>>17234735
And apologize, don't forget to finish it iff with an apology, and make it sound sincere or she won't respond the way you might want her to

Tell her you were kidding but went too far. Do something nice for her to make up.

>>17233669
>falsely
idk man i'm ready to off myself but no one cares

desu it's kinda mind boggling that OP's gf would react so strongly

Tell her you were joking and you are sorry, then suddenly pull out a gun and blow your brains out! That will be an ultimate joke.