Yeah, there's absolutely NO way they'd ever suspect that it's somebody with an emotional connection to the individual.

You and your friend sound so very smart.

Obviously they would suspect everyone ya thot, that wasn't the question.

>>17229418
Um, I asked what I could do that wouldn't make me suspicious, of course they are going to look at everyone anyway.
>>17229425
Thank you, my thoughts exactly.

If you have to ask 4chan how to do it, you'd never get away with it.

>>17229428
I am experienced with suicide methods, not homicide.

>>17229411
How about you just move the fuck out? Oh wait you're a child so how about you fuck off instead?

>>17229469
I am moved out actually, I don't live at home but am visiting for a period of time. I am not a child who is like "Oh my God I didn't get the new iPhone so I'm going to kill my parents", I'm an adult with bipolar disorder who has meltdowns on the regular and the majority of them are caused by my family acting fucked up.

>>17229531
As a fellow bipolar anon, please have something to eat, drink, go relax alone somewhere, talk to someone who you enjoy talking to. The thoughts will pass.

>>17229427
Yeah but you'll be the main suspect and your friend with be fucked too, smart kids.

>>17229411
Hello FBI.

>>17229571
Thank you, for being the only one who didn't refer to me as a child or conclude that I was scheming with a friend. I guess only those who share in my thoughts would ever truly understand. I'm ok now, just exhausted.

>>17229869

You can still be a child no matter how old you are. If you're such an adult and your family pisses you off that much, how about not interacting with them?

Thats what we mean by Child.

>>17229869
Spike drink, while asleep throw them on railroad, write suicide note.

Act sad, get an alibi.

Or grow up/ask again on tumblr.

usually happens when you have the emotional intelligence of a cow

Off yourself instead. You think your life is more important, how selfish.