Yo /adv/. Newfag teen speaking here. I'm barely 18 (my birthday was the 16th of may) and just now the thought of having a "normal social life" hit me. I never even thought about it because i spent 16 years of my life closed at home, suffering of obesity, playing videogames, listening to music and watching cartoons/anime. Now though i lost all of my fat, i started going out of my house more often and also started drinking. I even managed to make some friends. The problem comes when we talk about "having fun". My parents are not used to me going out so much, they're somehow paranoid and i rarely exit at night, and even when i do i feel like shit. All of my friends and unfortunately my crush too talk about smoking weed, having sex and shit like that. Things like this in my previous habits were literally unthinkable, and now i feel like i'm somehow inferior to them. I don't know how to hook up properly with a girl, even if ugly, let alone fucking one. I don't even fap to porn, pussies don't get me erected (and no, dicks neither), though boobs and sometimes asses do the thing. What should i do /adv/? Am i autistic? How do i become less pathetic?
Bump? This is some long shit but please help me
Uhm, i am a weeb who arrogantly ignores peer pressure, so idk.
Go and see what a slut your crush is and get cucked.
If you want to have fun with them you'll have to do normie shit, though. And lie to your parents.
Maybe start slow, ask a friend to guide you, never do hard drugs and drink anything with shady people.
In any case I don't think your peers will force you to join them in their questionable recreational activities, you could sip beer and observe maybe.
If you get drunk, your inner animal may become unleashed and you problem will be solved.
>>17227326
Uhm. I guess next time i'll try getting drunk as fuck.
>>17227226
Relax and try to enjoy things mate.
You are still giving form to the idea about who you are
Also, what you could be lacking is "interesting subjects" so grab a hobby, movies for example; and dont be shy to talk about it
>>17227697
Hobbies kept me captive in my house for 16 fucking years. They're not something i really lack actually.
>>17227226
i was exactly this, i played vidya and anime, didn't hangout, overprotected parents till college.
Now i am not overprotected, cuz distance, but the rest is the same. There won't be anything wrong with you if you stick to this lifestyle, there are more of us.
But you're a guy and you want to fit in this bad, then pick normie hobbies, maybe sports or an outdoors activity. Talk about the Game of Thrones, everybody loves that.
Football idk.
Explore youth, mate, party and you'll figure out what cool kids like.
>>17227737
Hey! Those are some cool weapons. Use them
>>17227226
tips to help
1. listen to your body while drinking. buzzed is the goal. if you start to slurr your words, klick your drink to your teeth or notice the room has started a genital sway as if on a boat = switch to water
2. puff puff pass.
3. on 1 and 2. don't be afraid to say "naw man, ive had enough''
4. wrap it up. every time. unless you Want a kid or disease.
5. don't sweat the small stuff
6. its All small stuff
7. relax
8. let it happen
>>17227834
>>17227697
A quick off-topic question:
do you anons prefer females for long term relationship who had this "experimenting" time over who not or vice versa?
>>17227226
you should fuck a virgin girl so that its less awkward. your friends should be respectful that you dont smoke and not pressure you otherwise theyre not your friends and just want someone to chill with.
>>17227226
If you have real friends, just literally tell them (eg "i've never smoked weed").
Good friends will pretty much always react to shit like that by saying "oh man, you gotta try this good shit first, i know the perfect strain..." "no, fuck that one, he's gotta try mine, it's 10 times better you know that negro" etc.
So you had a sheltered childhood and overprotective parents. So what? Many people like you out there.
College is where you all fix that, and get in on the shit you've been missing so far.
Unless you decide to go pre-med or some shit, in which case God help you.
>>17227852
Prefer not, since I was pre-med and as such missed out on absolutely everything, and if the girl did the same, then it makes me feel better. I don't like being reminded of all the years i wasted studying while everyone else was having fun.
>>17227852
unsure what you are asking
