Im trying to kill myself righr now, no use talking me out of it. I tried slitting my wrists (yes, down the street not across the road) but my fucking knife is dull so now im bleeding everywhere but its.not enough and it.hurts.like a bitch. I have 3 grams of.cocaine 2.grams of.weed and a bottle of drain cleaner,.is this.going to work? I need ideas preferably painless, i still want to die.after failing at cutting myself please help me out here im so tired
>>17207025
You should get that roof linked at leaks can lead to mold OP.
>>17207026
fpbp
>>17207025
Pussying out so easily? Holy shit you're a fag OP. I'd tell you to kill yourself but you've already got that covered
>>17207025
>>>/b/
saged
>>17207025
Why would you choose such a painful way to go out?
>>17207025
>>>/b/
If the faggots still have any balls, they won't be white knights and actually give you good advice on how to kill yourself.
>>17207025
>I want to fucking kill myself
Why?
At least clean your room jfc
>>17207027
reddit meme worst meme
>>17207025
/b/ thread worst thread
>>17207026
>>17207027
You fucking faggots are making me laugh. Help me.off myself its ridiculously frustrating feeling my arms
>>17207025
>3g of cocaine
just swallow it all
>>17207025
>Being so much of a failure you failed to kill yourself when you tried
I see why you tried to in the first place.
Also, see you tomorrow lad.
>>17207025
You won't do it. Stop whoring for attention dickhead.
>>17207025
Never ever give up. Just move on. Life isn't just about lavish living. Get yourself together.
>>17207025
Go fuck prostitutes instead
>>17207025
There's a board on crippled Chan for that.
>>17207025
life can't be that bad dude.
As a kid, I was homeless for a few years, and when I wasn't I was mistreated and neglected. Never got lunch money for school, or a ride to school, but still got forced out of the house.
Here I am 10 years later. Those same parents just bought my 18 year old step sister a brand new car for graduating with C and B grades.
Life isn't so bad bro. It could always be worse. I'm not killing myself, and my life was 100% shit.
>>17207025
>waaah waaah my pampered first world rich country life is sooooo hard :(((((
Fuck off retard, why are you suburbanite ameriturds such pussies?
>>17207025
Also it looks like you'll live another day, make the most of it, anon. What's your story, anyway? How'd it come to this?
>>17207025
turn it around anon...if life is shit make it better
if not then kill yourself then leave a dank meme for the police to find on your screen when they find you
>>17207036
Will it work to swallow it?
>>17207025
Would you recommend a table top water filter like the one in the pic? Am wanting to get a filter and was thinking of getting one similar.
>>17207025
Why don't you simply put yourself to sleep?
>>17207025
Make it look like niggers did it.
>>17207045
It's taken years of pain to get here and im done
>>17207044
TFW i threw a ps4 controller at a 40" 4k tv out of rage and just bought another because i can
MFW you have to not get shot or your head cut off by cartels
really makes you think huh?
>>17207048
Yeah its worth the money. Replace.the filters every 2.months
Why would you kill yourself when you can enjoy the rest of your life partying?
>>17207025
Wanna PayPal me some cash, OP? Could use some help with rent,
[email protected]
>>17207049
How do i do this
do a massive rail and then slit your throat. Cocaine is an anesthetic.
let's see a pic of your bloody arms
your mum wasted 9 months of her time if you an hero...and you go to hell also for all eternity
>>17207025
Snort the cocaine, then drink the drain cleaner. While you're waiting for the cleaner to get to work, smoke the weed and listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my9JrzHlf9U. Hopefully you'll be dead/unconscious by the third track, "Last Dance".
God speed OP.
>>17207056
Stream burgerbro, stream sudoku for us.
>>17207051
Like what? We want to know your plight. In exchange: most painless way to go is helium. But most tanks carry oxygen in them to prevent suicide.
>>17207056
See >>17207055
Not like you need money where you're going right? Might as well help some anons before your glorious departure
>>17207056
How do they do it with dogs or in early human medicine when people simply died from narcosis, how do they do it in prison. Humans explored pain-free death.
>>17207025
>I want to fucking kill myself
Okay, well cya laters!
>>17207025
You're an idiot. Cutting your arms is super gross.
There's a painless way involving a breathing mask and a gas canister. Don't remember further details go look it up.
>>17207055
>>17207061
Its 1 am where am i gonna get this stuf all i jave is 492 cash
>>17207025
>>>/soc/
or /b/
attention whores not needed here thank you.
>>17207025
Dude. You couldn't have just bought a gun?
Wrist-slitters and drug-takers usually do it as a cry for help. Pick up some fucking Kierkegaard or Camus, and find some meaning in your life or something to laugh at.
Hey OP I'm guessing the reason you want to off yourself is because of extreme physical discomfort of using too much coco, combined along with already existing depression. Go to the fucking hospital dipshit, they can help with the pain.
If you're a NEET drug dealing pile of shit get some painkillers for tonight then order some kratom, and take that daily for about 45 days, learn to live dipshit.
>>17207025
You did well brother, the world is a huge shit
>>17207068
Hell, $50 would help, I'll take whatever. No pressure tho, and are you sure you don't just wanna sleep this off and live another day? :/
>>17207070
I cant get a gun im a.fucking.convicted.shit
I'll tell you a few good methods if you start streaming
YOU WILL BE WITNESSED
>>17207025
Use the drain cleaner. To clean your drain. You don't want to die with a filthy drain, do you?
Knife? People use razors you stupid fuck. You can go buy razor blades at your local 24 hour Walmart. Razors can cut through human skin like butter.
Also another easy way to kill yourself is to jump off something high. You could jump off some high bridge or parking garage or something.
>>17207068
You're not gonna get it right now. If it has to be immediate, just rail all that coke ASAP
Hold on, anon.
Since you've got drugs you must be on good terms with niggers. Go meet your local drug dealer and ask him to sell you his hot hi point "problem solvah" for a few dozen bucks. Then shoot yourself in the head with it.
Or do something meaningful with your life and start shooting niggers.
>>17207025
How about you go to the hospital and get some uppers you fucking fool, see if you hate your life when your chemicals won't let you
>>17207076
how ghastly it would be to be found all rotten and your sink is full of mildew..id be glad i was dead lol
>>17207061
Will this work with an 80/20 helium/air mixture?
>>17207061
Yeah, that sounds terrifying. You die by suffocating. You'll be gasping and flailing in your final moments. No thanks mate
He's a burger ffs make him sudoku by cop while streaming
>>17207061
pro-tip
how to kill yourself in 5-7 business days
maybe you can overnight it?
damn dood that free shipping tho
(also you gotta go get the helium filled up cause they dont come filled)
>>17207060
nice
here's another good departure song, too bad it's so short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqh9Hj1Z8o
>>17207025
Is it really that hard to jump off of a bridge? Why do retards cut their wrists and shit?
>>17207084
Can you even read?
You're not Jake Rapp by any chance are you?
if you are going to hell for an heroing
why not just take evil people with you then do it? do you know any pedos or drug dealers?
>>17207084
no that's the point
your body isn't going to register that you aren't getting oxygen so you won't feel the effects of suffocating
you're just kind of fade out of consciousness
like laughing gas but you'll just be gone once you black out
>>17207025
Why use a permanent solution for a non permanent problem?
>>17207025
Bernie please leave
>>17207090
I can, and it's bullshit. It's another fake internet image. Death by helium is painful
just burn coal and die with CO poisoning.
painless, clean and pleasant.
>>17207053
Thanks man, I think I will get one. What brand is yours?
Rip op.
I just wanted him to PayPal me some money. How he's found peace
better idea then killing youself. if you seriously wanna do it you dont care about your well being etc.
so cool, you are absolutly free. do drugs, bang hookers or sluts, travel by hitch hiking, do extreme shit like bungey, or anhthing you have been ever afraid to do. You not being affraid to die is absolute freedom, embrase it, enjoy it, live it. do not waste this gift.
>>17207025
That's your problem there general Maximus dickimus inanus. Cocaine depletes dopamine and fries those receptors. Dopamine is what makes life happy and enjoyable. Put down the drugs and start exercising and drinks water
>I dropped out of college after being addicted to every drug
>I'm now sober and taking cc classes
Do yourself a favor faggot
>>17207053
Actually yeah, that is kind of cool
>>17207096
No, it isn't. Do some research
>>17207099
eh, i wanted to at least have pics of his hands slit open
Didn't post pics. Fucking faggot.
/b plz go
Pic related: you
>>17207104
Geralt, go back to Kaer Morhen
>>17207025
fuck off faggot retard
>>17207096
>Death by helium is painful
>2000+10+3+3
>Haven't even an hero with helium yet
What are you? a deathcist?
>>17207083
It needs to be 100% helium
>>17207025
do it faggot
Post your face if you're really gonna do it. You shouldn't care about releasing personal information at this point, burgerbaby
Do it faggot
>>17207105
>>17207025
I just want to say DON'T go full amok, no matter how tempting and meaningful that might feel...
>>17207109
Shit I forgot to check my privilege. My bad. How many corpses must I fuck to make up for my sins?
>>17207035
smoke your weed and chill the fuck out.
im a pussy and wanna kill myself
you think these guys wanted to kill themselves?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Pd527GN48
>>17207096
being this dumb
>be 20 yrs old and inhaling no2
>tripping super hard
>take rips from cpap attached to reg with friends
>black out and wake up in ER
>almost suffocated without even realizing it
>only pain was having catheter removed (and massive ER bill)
>>17207112
It must be easy to kill yourself in Australia. You just walk outside.
>>17207025
You should share those drugs, OP. After we get high i'll put on a movie or we can listen to music. Maybe drink a few brewskis with your anon broski.
Just smoke your weed and then do all your coke faggit youll be good do it slowly and have a good time and actually quit being a loser and have a fun time and then go find Jesus or go to a recovery meeting or something
>>17207025
take out a whabbi muslim with you
Holy fuck where are the mods today.
>>17207116
>2000+5+3+5+3
>Fucking Corpses
You lifephobic
Everybody know using banana skin as fleshlight is the way to go
Reported you fucking bitch
If you're around 27+ go ahead.
If you're younger, please rethink and give it some more years.
I was standing at my balcony alot thinking about jumping when I was younger.
Things changed, I moved away from it all and restarted my life. It's not great by any means but now I appreciate life every other day.
Also be mindful that society is changing and that the Jew bank mafia either will have to throw the millenials a bone soon or be exposed and taken care of(we're talking 5-30 years).
As gay as this sounds, make some tea and roll up a joint.
>>17207074
Guys he stopped posting I think he did it
just try being happy
>>17207025
NO!
KILL A BUNCH OF NIGGERS BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF
IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, YOU COULD GET SHOT BY SOME PIGS
DONT WASTE YOUR SUICIDE YOU SELFISH PRICK
>>17207025
>now im bleeding everywhere but its.not enough and it.hurts.like a bitch
If you really thought this through I'd imagine you would have been better prepared. I will assume instead that this is more of a living in the moment (or dying in the moment) kind of thing so just ride it out.
Call for an ambulance.
>>17207071
Best advice.
>>17207127
His mom probably just came in and made him turn his computer off
>>17207123
>>17207125
This is actually on-topic.
Most of you fucks are so miserable that self-hatred and suicide are normal topics on here.
You mentally ill right-wing morons.
Post pics of wrist
>>17207025
OP you and I havent had the same life but I can tell you my life has been fucking shit. I refuse to die. I take offense at the cosmos for whats happened in my life & i fight back like it's personal.
I've been seriously suicidal on several occasions. I sat on the railing of a bridge for hours late at night testing myself. (No it wasnt for attn because nobody knows about it). The last time I came close to suicide I said enough and I resolved to fight and fight hard. I promised myself I'd do whatever it takes to succeed and beat life at its fucked up game. I refuse to stay down. And so should you bro.
>>17207025
BWAAAAH!
That's stage 2 mold!
This thread... my sides... oh i'm a terrible person, i'm going to hell
>>17207135
>translation
>I had it worse than you and i still made it through, you worthless piece of shit!
>>17207133
Holy fuck Reddit, please. Do you know where you are?
Stop projecting and step away from that ledge, my friend.
>>17207025
>but you'll probably fuck that up too
this thread is shit
>>17207140
That would be extremely painful
>>17207025
If this fucking faggot can wake up and face the day then so can you OP
>>17207142
For you
>>17207142
for you
OP.
Smoke the weed. Put the knife down.
You no longer want to kill yourself. You're welcome.
>>17207142
>75736378â–¶
UUUU
>>17207025
Do the coke, grab your little friend, find some normies and go out like Scarface.
Obviously.
>>17207084
Nope.
This is a lights out death.
You just black out.
This is like confined space workers going into an area of low oxygen air that has no contaminants. They just stop, fall down and die. No coughing or any of the effects of elevated CO2.
>>17207133
>This is actually on-topic.
No it's not. It's /b/ shit.
Fuck off
MODS MODS MODS
>>17207043
This motivates me. You got to carry your cross.
Should have at least taken out some dindu's or mudslimes
You still there OP? How's it going?
he gone
F
>>17207153
He's high as fuck on that coke
>>17207153
Hopefully he just smonked all the weed and fell asleep. I mean at least wait until trump wins and then decide OP
>>17207084
Although your wrong about that actually being 'terrifying' I don't understand why people who want to kill themselves so bad (Usually due to 'pain') are afraid of pain leading to their death.
This whole painless death shit is retarded. It's very rare to die painless, you are either in pain for a long time and time or die due an extreme amount of pain.
>>17207138
Be quiet faggot.
>>17207025
Helium balloons and a clear trash bag if you absolutely must. Get your house in order first. My friend offed himself last year and I felt like shit about it. I had to try and clean up his porn and drug paraphernalia before his father came up to get his stuff.
>>17207052
>really makes you think huh
I really like this meme.
Does anyone know when or how this became a thing?
>>17207156
That's where I'm at, waiting until Game of Thrones is over / watching the shit storm when Trump is President is good motivation for living at least a couple more years.
>>17207157
Well if you're gonna die at least do it /comfy/ right? Personally I want to die violently.. or just of old age
>>17207025
leave the gas on your stove running, after half an hour, blow yourself up.
>>17207161
>implying trumps reign will ever end.
>>17207025
>call cops
>say that you are going to kill your self
>walk at cops with knife
> prophet
>>17207043
I know them feels bruh
I don't see any reason to kill yourself unless you've gone full blown maxed out credit card living on the street sleeping outside mode.
You've at least got an apartment dude, that means you can go max hedonism for a while still, it's not like you're literally standing alone and broke against the elements or anything.
Why throw away a half-full cup? At least chug the rest on your way to the garbage can.
>>17207047
Nope, and you'll wish you were dead, but won't actually die.
How old are you, OP? I ask because it's very relevant. Also, what led you to this?
We're all anons here so I would be happy to tell you my story if you're sincere.
>I've tried twice
>>17207025
I always thought that the cheapest, fastest and the most irreversible way is to get a good rope, make a hangmans knot, put it around your neck jump from a high position. Obviously tie down the rope properly before hand. Neck snapped, suffocated, quick death. No pussying out. Just remember that this is ONLY if you have absolutely no hope and ONLY if you don't have a way out (like aids, or cancer). What you are doing seems more like a cry of help and attention. I recommend suicide hotlines and consulting a psychologist. It really helps.
>>17207046
>then leave a dank meme for the police to find on your screen when they find you
lel, this.
>>17207162
I completely agree when people are just talking about easy / painless ways to do it. I'm more talking about the people like the OP in this thread that said he's so done with life he 'wants to fucking kill himself' but then complains when a certain thing sounds terrifying. To my it's almost hypocritical (There is probably a better word for this I can't think of due to being high) to say "I want to kill myself right now" meaning you are in an extremely low place / in extreme pain, but then say a method of suicide is too 'painful / scary' to me that says you actually don't want to kill yourself because people who actually want to kill themselves just do it / don't care what happens in their last few minutes they just want it to end.
>>17207164
Then I guess I'll never die? To be honest even if it never ended, the memes/drama around it will and it will slowly and slowly just become normal to have him as President. The whole meme about is how crazy it would be to have him as President so after a few years when people realize he isn't that crazy / that bad and eventually comes out as one of the best Presidents ever it won't be as neet
>>17207025
DON'T DO IT BEN SHAPIRO
>>17207052
kek
All those TVs and no licence. Real fucking gangsta.
>>17207172
I agree. I wish I could elaborate more but I've had a few more drinks since I last posted
>>17207025
if you were serious you wouldnt of posted it on /pol/. do some self reflection. you're no better than a cam whore
>>17207176
I think he's dead.
I'll pray for his soul either way. Whether he lives or dies bringing this up indicates he's totally messed in several ways.
>>17207036
T H I S
I would just snort is gradually over like an hour. You might just have enough fun that you stick it out just for your new found coke habit, but yeah 3 g's can easily give you a heart attack.
Don't sudoku, though, man. That's lame. Look how cute my pupper is.
Dude, if you are cutting your wrists you need a straight razor or a really amazing thin knife- like a fillet knife of GREAT QUALITY.
Follow my guide:
>Take a bunch of aspirins
>Get cozy
>Grab a marker and draw a line up both wrists
>take razor in non dominant hand and start from the top and go down
>you need to cut 1 inch deep
>now switch hands and do the other wrist
wait for the coldness to embrace you and you will die from blood loss
>>17207025
knock knock OP?
I come on /pol/ for lulz and I see this.
you see how shit everyone's lives are here.
for some that are doing alright they try to give advice.
some are just cunts being cunts.
point is, its kind of strange you think you have to go, when there is a community of people that are not so different from you.
they come from all sorts of countries too
from shit hole(*cough*) to the high rollers.
but all of them are in shit in one way or another.
anyway, hope youre not dead yet.
