Practice deep throating dick so you can swallow larger chunks of that burger

>>17181107
Got a couple of bananas at home, so I got that covered.
Thanks for the input

At this point, all I think I can do is eat a banana for breakfast on that day.

>>17181106
That's not even that big a meal.

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>>17181320
I'm not american.

>>17181323
Oh, that would be a problem then. Good luck!

>>17181106
Be hungry (skip two meals before the action) and take the race as a free lunch.

Bring some extra water in case there will be all burgers and no water. You can't fail at this basic human skill :-D

>>17181106
Do you have chips as a side or is it literally jut the burger? If its just the burger you should be pretty dandy, given you don't have the stomach of an Ethiopian. Just have a light meal about 2 hours beforehand, I find it helps when eating a big meal. Other than that just smoke a joint and you'll be right.

>>17181336
I don't know if there's any side orders, desu. I'm kinda going in blind, the fb-event didn't say anything useful.

>>17181335
> You can't fail at this basic human skill
I'll eat some of it, that I'm sure of :^)

>>17181106
>Smoke a blunt an hour before the contest
>Get serious munchies m8
>Eat the burger in record breaking time
>Start eating the plate
>The table
>Everyone else's food
>The referee
>See food diet
>Go on a King Kong rampage through town
>Climb the nearest tall structure and swing from the top
>Start pulling out food that you've collected from your pants
>Dunno where all this food came from
>Get overwhelmed
>Brought to trial to answer for your crimes
>Still high as fuck
>"Anon is found guilty for 3 counts of murder and responsible for $420,690 worth of damage to public property"
>"Okay but did I win the contest tho lmao?"
>Profit

>>17181106
If you're serious, I'd go ask /ck/
They actually have strategies, tips and tricks for eating challenges.

Watch Furious Pete