tl;dr What is the best carpet cleaning product available in England?
Hello /adv/,
I don't often post on here but I'm in some fairly dire straits. Now to filter out anyone who may actually waste their time trying to help me I am specifically looking for an English product to clean my carpet, as that is where I will be ordering from and live. Basically guys, I had a pretty rough night with Stella and at about 8 cans I fucking bitched out and pretty much projectiled on my way to the bathroom.. It went on the doors, the walls and the carpet.. now the doors still haven't scrubbed up quite as well as I would have liked(still spots of absorbed sick) but I'm fairly sure I must be able to scrub them down, possibly even sand if need be, and re-varnish them. The walls had a fucking water soluble paint so I'm now looking at fucking repainting them with some left over colour that matches luckily. Now, I'm actually under the impression that the carpet literally just needs another good scrub with some hot soapy water but I'd rather get some product and do it properly seeing as I'm looking at basically redecorating the fucking hallway.. My question is basically what best(British) product is available to me that would almost certainly bring them back to a desirable quality? I suppose I'm looking at one of those powder down vacuum up jobs but if I was intelligent enough to make that assumption I would not be asking here...
Just an anecdote, I live almost a mile away from anyone, wouldn't have had to worry one iota about running outside to spew and to make it all worse the garden was definitely a closer option, I'm a fucking degenerate... 8 cans.. I used to sink 12 before even getting a decent head on. This whole situation has been making my life suck for the past couple of days, I'm ashamed at myself and rightly so.. Please help me /adv/
Seriously, it's not as bad as I'm making out but point me in the right direction here!
8 beer? I think a 90lb girl could have handled it better
>>17178505
>8 cans.. I used to sink 12 before even getting a decent head on
>>17178510
I know, I'm still making fun of you though
vote no to the eu
get a henry hover (one of those steam ones) and that anti sick talcom power stuff
>>17178547
I'm sorry if you're a yank, your beer is 0.1% abv, I'm just sorry for you
>>17178587
Not American. But even they could handle their liquor better. You've done your country a great disservice 2bh
>>17178592
They were pint cans of Stella, you're really not going to move me on this one... smells like autism
>>17178603
Still unacceptable
>>17178607
smell em autist
>>17178338
Get down your local B&Q and hire a 'Rug Doctor'
http://www.rugdoctor.co.uk/rent
About £22, had to rent one of these when my ex girlfriend (yep girlfriend, man get some fucking balls 8 cans of Stella, you disgust me) threw up all over the lounge after drinking too much Vods in our rented flat. A few goes on this and you couldn't tell, deposit back and everything.
>>17178620
I don't get why you spacks don't get that I'm not happy about his as it stands without your shitposts. I live on an island mate, get your fucking first world barbe and que the fuck out...
Vanish Powerpowder, fuck you for nothing you gormless little degenerate autist fuck ups of society. Girlfriend and vodders my fucking ass, girl could handle that my fucking ass, you sorry little sack of neckbeard shits have had a sip of daddy's dick foam and that's about all.
Please kill yourselves
OP got btfo, can't handle his alc. Light in the loafers, a bit touched as well
>>17178745
>>17178778
Stay mad
You can buy that powder that soaks up sick and other bodily fluids, though you'll have to make the patch wet again which'll stink.
You could also ask around or hire one of those steam carpet cleaners and use a lot of shampoo on it.
>>17178785
>>17178745
I don't get it why do you want to play BattleField2 with op?
>>17178791
HES THIS UPSET! You can't make this shit up! OP is absolutely buttmad!
>>17178812
>>17178811
Because allcaps is cruisecontrol
>>17178825
>>17178836
The britcuck can't help himself! He's proper streamed now! Embarrassing!
>>17178837
>>17178846
The britcuck is going all out! I insulted his drinking pride and now he wants revenge! Everyone watch his meltdown!
>>17178854
>>17178862
How mad does it make you to know I'm a leaf? A leaf is anally devastating you!
>>17178874
>>17178880
OP is in a whirlwind of mad right now! He feels emasculated because he lost his dinner!
someone say fggt?
>>17178892
>>17178905
He can't knock back 8 Stella! I'm communicating with a literal poof!
>>17178338
Let's be real here OP, who'd ya murder
>>17178910
Guh, jeez, can't believe I'm arguing with a LITERAL faggot!!1one
>>17178942
>op is still this upset hours later
>>17178971
Can I just say that I have had the time of my fucking life, you're right man, I'm such a sad lil' bitch... 8 cans *fartsniff* you're right guh... I'm going to become an hero now ok, youhavewon
>other than the fact you've been smacked around like a little bitch wish you stayed angry holmes, peace ;)
oh say can you sniff, my delicious taste farts
>>17178982
>>17178990
Jesus Christ, I really broke you didn't I?
>>17178999
Please stop trollin allcaps, you're trip are over
