Graduation speech

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Graduation speech 2016-05-23 14:18:56 Post No. 17174007
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Graduation speech Anonymous 2016-05-23 14:18:56 Post No. 17174007 [Report]

I'm holding a graduation speech in High School in less than a week and I haven't even begun writing.

Help me it needs to be funny, entertaining and all that I've watched a bunch of YT videos and they've really helped me but it's not enough!

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Anonymous 2016-05-23 14:27:19 Post No.17174024
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 14:27:19 Post No.17174024 [Report]

>>17174007
>I'm holding a graduation speech in High School

What does this even mean?
Please tell me you are not the valedictorian...

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Anonymous 2016-05-23 14:32:26 Post No.17174031
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 14:32:26 Post No.17174031 [Report]

>>17174024
No I'm not just holding a speech

which part of OP was confusing?

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Anonymous 2016-05-23 15:12:22 Post No.17174110
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 15:12:22 Post No.17174110 [Report]

>>17174024
Op make talky words in magic voice stick. Room clap hand when done.

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Anonymous 2016-05-23 15:17:59 Post No.17174119
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 15:17:59 Post No.17174119 [Report]

>>17174007
If it was me:
>graduation speech
>lame
>no importance whatsoever

option 1 lazy:
Google the "graduation speech" and use first pick with less than 10 sentences.

option 2 super lazy / rebel:
I would just go to the podium and say:
Thank you all for everything!
Bow and walk away.

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Anonymous 2016-05-23 21:14:37 Post No.17175207
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 21:14:37 Post No.17175207 [Report]

>>17174007
Be realy cringey and shit. Adults love that

>whiles there's talk of building walls, our generation is tearing them down! [Mindless uninterpreted percentages about minorities]