How does one go about figuring out what kind of porn they like?
I want to rub one out and I literally have no idea where to start.
you want us to jerk you off too?
Goto xnxx
>>17167856
Dutch rudder action..... Alright!
>>17167866
>knows what a dutch rudder is
>doesn't know what porn he likes
id stll dutch rudder you bro.
>>17167868
Let go double dutch
>>17167856
Well, if you could instruct me that would be nice, but I've read up all the advice available on the internet and I still can't get it right. I even bought a vibrator.
>>17167868
That wasn't OP. I don't know what a dutch rudder is and I'm not sure if I want to.
>>17167878
You hold you own dick. Other person moves your arm .
>>17167878
are you sure? a triple dutch ruder sounds fun.
>>17167882
Thats called a dutch crew
>>17167887
this sounds hot. i wish gay dudes werent so clingy. its hard to find guys that just want to masturbate with each other,
>>17167851
What are you 12?
nice bunions
Get 10 guys.
2 groups of 5.
Dutch regatta
>>17167880
I don't have a penis.
>>17167897
I'm 22. They don't teach these things in school.
Someone please help
Every time this happens I just get so frustrated I want to cut myself instead and I'm not supposed to do that anymore and my cutter is at work
>>17167851
stroke your dick while browsing the "popular" front page sections of porn sites. whatever makes you go "HOLY FUCK" is the right one. Seriously. This is what I do when I get bored
>>17167923
I don't have a penis.
I have tried looking at porn but I can never focus, I lose interest and continue browsing the internet.
>>17167923 here
Just read >>17167901
Do the same thing, just do whatever gets you off (i've eaten pussy but not once seen a girl masturbate outside of porn so who the fuck knows) but don't really work it hard until you see that magical, perfect video. Works every time and leads to explosive orgasms
>>17167901
Just go to /b/ and look for the pirn when thread
>>17167927
I've never gotten off. I don't even know how to get turned on.
>>17167926
Not everybody likes porn. Even as a huge porn fan I often find myself with that same spaced out, concentration lacking feeling. Sometimes it takes a little effort but once you get yourself going it can be hard to stop.
It may be trashy (and expensive), but if you really really need to get off and cant do porn then try a male escort. HUGE dicks.
>>17167931
I can get dick for free. I don't get off. I just get mad about letting someone fuck me for free, I keep feeling like he should be the one paying me.
>>17167930
I read about classes that women can go to in order to learn how to reach orgasm. It sounds weird but there's something oddly arousing about group masturbation.
If that's way too fucking weird for you, which it likely is, then there are other sources of advice. Try meditation. Focus on your body and the physical sensations it provides you. What is consciousness? Sexuality is a perfect way to explore it. You may be used to the location of your genitals, but try and really focus on what you are actually feeling. It's very hard to explain. If you worry about not reaching orgasm, the key is to stop worrying about anything at all. Let go, because your brain can be extremely overpowering and distract from your genitals.
>>17167934
How big are the guys you're usually with? You may be a size queen and not even know it.
Have you tried anal? believe it or not some people can only get off from assfucking
Hey OP, just a word of advice: When you refer to masturbating as "rubbing one out" it makes people assume you have a penis.
>>17167937
too late, I'm cutting myself with nail clippers
>>17167946
Then what do women call it?
>Go to 4chan /gif/
>open the catalog
>take your time browsing
>if anything looks interesting, right click and open in new tab
>continue doing this until you are at the bottom of the catalog
>proceed to sampling the porn you have opened, closing tabs you don't like
>Take your time watching things, possibly using headphones cause shits loud
>Eventually start using the vibe near your clit when you start feeling turned on
>Vibe should feel good, not overwhelming or 'too much'
>Find sweet spot
>Keep going till you cum
>>17167955
All of it looks awful. It's nasty and off-putting and I do not want to see women put in those situations.
OP, it took me a while to realize it, but why are there dog legs next to human legs in that bathtub pic?
>>17167973
Yes.
>>17167969
Did you even look, or are you just here to bitch?
Go back and either find something that looks interesting or go onto google, open up a private window, and type in something like consensual sex/lovemaking, or guy pleasing women.
You aren't a child, you need to take care of yourself, not throw a fit when something doesn't immediately go your way.
>>17167973
Because he's taking a bath with his dog
>>17167979
I've tried looking. I've tried and tried and tried and tried and I haven't found any kind of porn that doesn't just make me sad and uncomfortable.
>>17167983
Then go to a therapist or doctor because 'sad and uncomfortable' is not how you should feel about sex, that's not healthy.
>>17168002
I got a time to a therapist next thursday and I thought I could make it there without self-harm.
I left my boxcutter at work so I wouldn't cut with it so I took a pair of scissors. They're so fucking dull you can't even make enough of a scrape to draw blood but I hate myself.
here OP, have a favorite doujin of mine, see if it does anything for you
http://exhentai.org/g/629794/96c069b1a2/
>>17168010
We can't help you.
Stop trying to get attention and work with your therapist if you actually want to get better.
>>17168015
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE FUCKING APPOINTMENT FOR TWO FUCKING MONTHS.
Next week is the first time I see this motherfucker and I don't know what to tell him.
>>17167851
what the fuck is wrong with that fools feet? Has he been wearing high heels? Shit. inb4 dog
>>17168022
Again, can't help you. Wait to see him/her, and if you feel like you can't wait any longer, call the proper authorities or check yourself into a hospital.
Getting mad at time not speeding up, or not being able to get what you need off the internet does nothing for you. It does nothing to help except, maybe, pass the time.
>learn to scry
>never need porn again
Also, it's sufficiently engaging and addictive that you could replace a bad habit with it easily.
Does anybody else have to be in a certain "genre" of porn t jerk off?
Like one day I'll watch to jerk it to some yoga pants, others some latinas, some some jav, some big asses etc.
I can never go in blindly and say "hope I find something to jerk off too".
I always have a plan in mind.
>>17169091
I ENJOY masturbating to big dicked shotas and I ENJOY showing my cock off on Omegle and shit, but that still takes me hours to get off to. If you just give me a good pair of titties from Ifeelmyself it's game over in thirty seconds. The only "game plan" I have is whether or not I have a whole day destroy my lower abdomen.
