What can I do about my faggot neighbors letting their dog out to bark at 2 AM?
>>17166212
Kill it
Earplugs
Not a solution, but it'll help.
>>17166212
Rent a van and Drive it out to Monticello.
Kek, this is a REAL /adv/ thread.
Stink bomb. They'll want to go inside and shut up, real quick.
Give him this
Chocolate – You’ve probably heard this before, but chocolate is a definite no no for your pup. And it’s not just about caffeine, which is enough to harm your dog by itself, but theobromine and theophylline, which can be toxic, cause panting, vomiting, and diarrhea, and damage your dog’s heart and nervous systems.
Grapes and raisins – This is one that lots of dog owners are unaware of. Grapes contain a toxin that can cause severe liver damage and kidney failure. We’ve heard stories of dogs dying from only a handful of grapes so do not feed your pup this toxic food
just keep calling the cops and complaining about the noise
>>17166212
record the barking and then play it at double the volume with your speakers pointed at their bedroom.
>>17166212
>>17166212
It's Friday faggot.
>>17166332
This OP
Other than that, if the dog is friendly, and they don't watch the dog, get some of that really nasty fart/skunk spray, coax the dog over with a treat, and spray the dog down with it, that way their dog smells like shit and bothers the fuck out of your shitty neighbors??
Idk, shitty advice, but only thing I can think of without you having to confront your neighbors about it, or harm the dog.
>>17166332
Holy fuck, this.
And then please record for reactions. This is actually gold level revenge.
