My tummy hurts and im not sure why its 4am here I cant sleep I squatted in the bathroom because I thought id puke then felt ok for a while so I came back to bed now its feeling bad again
I don't want to go back into the bathroom tho because its 4am and my dad is trying to sleep
Do you fantasize about your Dad sexually?
>>17156137
Quite frequently, actually.
How is this related though?
>>17156137
No he's my dad
>tummy
You're gay. Problem solved,
>>17156109
Try finding a tum. If you can't find a tum, teaspoon of baking soda in a full cup of water, take small sips for about 5 minutes.
Otherwise, stick a pencil towards the back of your tongue and help your body get it out of your system.
ITS YOU APPENDIX GO TO THE ER
YOU'LL DIE
>>17156166
What's a tum?
>>17156166
are you trying to get people to choke on pencils?
>>17156109
Are you a cute girl like your op image?
>>17156754
One with a tummy ache
>>17156823
Will you be my tummy ache gf