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your daily evidence of why we should all kill ourselves, right
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your daily evidence of why we should all kill ourselves, right now
>be me
>driving home from work
>regular sunny day
>turning left on a protected light
>suddenly hear ~*~car crashing sounds~*~
>oh shit
>realize my front right fender has been hit
>OH SHIT
>we both pull over
>22 year old fag gets out
>pretty average, 6/10
>admits it's all his fault and apologizes
>realize the fag ain't that bad
>says he doesn't know what to do, it's his first crash
>police parked nearby comes over and says I can report it online, since he's too busy with a "different call"
>do what he says and report it online when I get home
>call fag's insurance the next day and give my statement
>they call again the next day
>fag has claimed his light was yellow
>haha no way
>I explain I was turning left on a protected light
>fag's insurance guy laughs at the fag
>all seems well
>for evidence, just in case, go to the intersection and film a video of the light
>fucking two second delay after his light turns red for mine to turn green
>don't send the video to anyone though
>week later get another call from his insurance
>fag has claimed that I ran the light
>now they want pictures of the damage
>realize I should've called the police when it happened
>worried the fag's insurance will claim that nobody is at fault
>making a claim with my insurance will raise my monthly payment
>just because of some fucking 6/10 fag
>ever wondered why they call it "Mary's Little Lamb?"
>there used to be more lambs. Mary is into some fucked up shit.
>feel like one of her lambs being penetrated with the curved end of her crook
>no lube
Any ideas for what I should do? I have his name, can probably find a Facebook.
Just wanted to get it off my shoulders. Will update as this progresses if anyone is interested.
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Your style of posting pissed me off. Fuck off back to leddet you homosexual
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>uses greentext
>still tl;dr
>seriously stopped reading after like 8 lines
>inb4 attention span
>learn to greentext
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>>17155812
>be me
>long greentext
>I made a mistake so everyone should commit suicide
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>>17155944

will u b my gf
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>>17155948
I don't shave my bits
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>>17155955

I can work with that
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>>17155956
Cali?
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Im not sure I can feign this level of like, weird dirty fat guy with a mustache who goes to young people clubs posting
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>>17155958

Canada :^)
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>>17156030
Sorry bud. Better luck next time.
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He fucked up not you

Go after that fuck with confidence that you were in the right and present a very logical clear description of events

Get him for everything he's got
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>>17156046

Wow rude
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its claim vs claim

>do you have witnesses?
>did the police record anything you or the fag said?
>is there any other evidence that you are in the right?

if not you are fucked and you should learn from this.

If you have enough balls tell the cunt to admit his mistake or youll get the money for the reperation back from him some other way. Be sure to tell him this in a way that is not traceble, like telling him in person or somehitng like that.
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>>17155812
if no street cams, and police have no input to say on it, both of you will be dismissed unless someone is hurt
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