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Is there actually a way to make your dick longer without getting surgery pls help
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use a vacuum 30 min a day for a year if you want solid results.
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Cocksleeve? How big are you?
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No. Even surgery doesn't really work: the result looks bigger, but doesn't work like one of that size should.
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>>17132425
I've never actually measured my d before I'm guessing 5 inches I want to be at least 6-6.5
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>>17132421
Best way is to chop everyone else's dick shorter.
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>>17132421

That will always be one of the hottest pictures on the internet.

So sorry your little peenor can't reach far enough between those amazing PAWG asscheeks to breed that luscious cow.
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Isnt this board SFW?
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>>17132421
I would slap, squeeze, knead, and manhandle the fuck outta that massive butt while I did my best to rub her asshole off with my tongue.
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>>17132421
Pam?

>>17132435
5 inches is perfectly fine, no need to go crazy with surgeries or any shit like that.
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>>17132421
There is no way to make your dick bigger. If you're fully grown, that is the size you have. You can get surgery, but it's not advised. Most of the time you just end up with a dick that looks bigger but doesn't work properly.
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Use what you got mane.

Here's a few simple tips to help with it.
1. Chop down, or trim the jungle. A snake looks bigger when the trees it lives in ate smaller by comparison
2. Lose some weight, when you got a few extra pounds on you, the dirt also grows on the mound of your flagpole. Hiding anywhere from 1 to 1.5 inches of your dick.
3. Lay off the porn. You start to compare it to those that you see and start to judge yourself unfairly. Especially if you're a brit and have nothing to watch but the BBC. Terrible channel.
4. Learn to measure it, if you really need to know what your dimensions are.
5. Relax, you're average. Nothing wrong with that, don't fall for the memes.

If you need help in the sack, use your hands and mouth. Foreplay is overlooked by many. Sure it takes time, but there's an odd satisfaction when I spend like 20 mins working my gf without using my cock, then she cums after 5 mintues of penetration. It's nice because that usually gets me a bj.
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>>17132520
>a bj

Sigh...the luxuries of having a small/normal sized dick.
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>>17132421
How girls can have asses like this and still believe they are only meant for sitting on/pooping and not to be used as a fuckpillow is beyond me.
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>>17132520

This is a great post.

Especially #5. There are plenty of dudes with TINY dicks that still get laid on the reg.
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>>17132421
Do you think you could enjoy being a trap, OP? Lots of guys with small dicks opt to go on hormones, grow a nice ass and maybe even some breasts and let men with big dicks pound their butts. You might enjoy life more as a girly fucktoy than as a man with a small weiner.
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>>17132520
Losing weight is fucking HUGE.

I've only lost 30 pounds and my fat pad has gone down significantly. I'm also quite a fat fuck though so for average/skinny people that might not be an option.
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