If you could tell your
highschool self anything
what one piece of advice would it be
>>17126467
you will never live this again
really think about what you're doing
Fuck more girls.
And start college before ending high school.
>>17126467
nothing. everythings exactly how i like it right now.
>>17126467
Take a year off between highschool and college.
Try and get a job during that year to make some cash and make sure to exercise too.
Major in CSB instead of CompE.
Tbh though although I've had some major rough patches since then, things are on the up and up right now. Impossible to know if a "better" choice in the past would have led to a better today.
Invest
Get some better clothes
stop the drama
you aren't affording it
Senior year is going to be hell. There is nothing you can do about it except survive. It will get better but only when you accept it was not your fault.
is this for high schoolers benefit, or is it fucking ruminating?
>>17126467
dont waste time with actual relationships
fuck them and move on, there are actually tons of girls that want to sit on your dick
Clean yourself up, take better care of yourself. Open up more and get to know people, you're a very magnetic person when you actually try and talk to others.
Be yourself
Follow your heart
>>17126467
Don't be such a fuckin creeper.
You attract nothing but whores, fuck them, and move on.
>>17126467
Don't rely on education to teach what you want to learn, it's too ambitious for that.
>>17126467
Bitch, you arent as well off as you think.
Start hording bitcoins. They're worthless now but trust me, in a few years you'll be laughing.
Go away for college
>>17126467
You and André should definitely buy those bitcoins. And relax, your will do fine.
>>17126653
both I guess
>>17126467
Don't date Sarah, it won't get you anywhere and you'll fuck up your highscore.
You fucking worthless twat. stop being a bitch and get that fucking work done. Also encourage your parents to get a divorce after you convince your mom to invest in uber so she keeps that half a mill.
activism is a cult and they will try to pressure you into being gay
Dump that bitch now
Kill yourself.
It won't get any better.
>>17127212
... story?
YOU WERE RIGHT, STOP HIM!
>>17126467
talk to a counselor or school therapist in private
ask for medication
don't go into any sports
ask for a lot of help
never sign up for social media maybe only three
volunteer a lot
get permit get license get job
don't go to disneyworld, don't go to school banquet
ignore people who are assholes
be nicer to your siblings
focus on school and your career
earn money save money
go to college early or vocational school which ever one
listen to your gut
lose weight gain lean muscle
...
Don't fall for that girl you meet your freshman year of college, in fact don't even mess with being her lab partner. Also, if you can try to go out of state instead of staying to save money.
>>17126467
Whats the UK equivalent for highschool? Secondary? College?
Anyway, stick to your studies, you're smarter than most of your peers, it's the only thing you have. We both know you have the personality and looks of a brick.
I'm going to save you a bunch of time.
>You have antisocial personality disorder.
>Major in biology it will actually make you happy, and do not fuck around.
>Despite how you feel, it is not your fault David died.
>No matter what you do, you will break Heidi's heart, just walk away.
>Break up with Andrea and do not get back together.
>stop trying to impress dad, it will never work.
>mom beats breast cancer.
>pursue Amy, she's pretty amazing.
>>17126467
sorry to scream but I would really scream this: "FIX YOUR FUCKING ANXIETY PROBLEM HOLY SHIT IT STILL KEEPS RUINING YOUR FUTURE " Like I'm nearing my 30s and barely have any damn job experience but I did get a job recently I guess I'm on the right track finally but still. Anxiety I'm still really having to deal with a lot and it hate it so fucking much. Makes me feel so negative about myself seeing what has resulted. I could have been so much further ahead in life and it depresses me.
>>17126467
You do know everything, don't let the small things hinder your progress.
Try to smile more..
(Don't change a thing) Praise be the God that is you and I.
>>17126565
This
Fuck your law teacher, he totally wants you. Teenage pussy is so highly valued that you shouldn't waste the entirety of high school being a virgin.
Take those AP classes, they aren't even hard, just test-heavy, and that's what your good at.
To get into the college your parents went to, you need straight A's. no more of this "B is for acceptable" nonsense
You're never going to kick 4chan, just accept it.
Maybe try to reconnect with your childhood friends?
The vast majority of people are going to drink and do drugs and still do better than you in just about every area, how funny is that? Maybe you should try the stuff yourself, loosen up.
You will not make any meaningful connections in your 4 years here. your best friend, objectively, will be a guy your age from Maryland you play video games with. Perhaps this is for the best?
Do not masturbate so much, you're hurting yourself.
>>17127269
you've had a hell of a life
Don't start watching anime
Porn is seriously bad for you, resist the brainwashing
Eat less, fatty. fatty fat fat. fatty.
Stop Andrew May 2014
Dont act like a fucking edgy cringe austist, flirt with any girl you like they are all reachable, no you are not in love with her she will become fat and pregnant when the school' over just try to fuck her while she is nice and young and the most important one... FUCKING DESIGNE A CREEPSHOT HIDEN CAM AND GET PICS OF EVERY ROUNDED ASS YOU SEE SPECIALLY AT THE GYM DEMOSTRATION SHOW, oh and study math
>attractive people your age are not part of some sort of conspiracy to destroy you
>flirt with girls. You're handsome and likable. You won't piss them off by talking to them.
Read this
>Don't check your voicemail
STOP trying so hard in school, there is no real reward. Instead, focus more on extracurriculars so that you don't leave high school a directionless depressed mess. You won't find your passion in school, so look elsewhere.
>>17126654
This actually boosted my confidence.
>>17126880
Investing in Bitcoin is the worst investment you can make these days
>>17127246
Story?
>>17127260
It's the opposite for me. I'm only smart when it comes to social studies debate and international relations. But I have the looks of an 8/10
Just kill yourself instead of confiding in your friend, the psych ward will fuck you up for the rest of your life. You have bpd. It doesn't get better.
>>17127269
May I ask how David died?
>>17127995
it would've been smart to invest at it's creation when they were dirt cheap since one bitcoin is equal to $463.71US right now. it peaked in early 2014 with a value over $1K
Start lifting.
>don't go to a catholic uni as an atheist, no matter how good the program
Don't commute to college, dorm instead.
Also, start lifting. (LMAO at all the ppl who've said that also)
You will find your soulmate in college. Find her before she gets married this time.
>>17126467
You arent that ugly. Some guys actually do find you attractive. Just stop slouching.
Don't tell her you love her, that text was joke sent by her friend
Just do your damn homework you lazy fuck.
Sarah obviously likes you back, just go for it instead of being an angry lonely fuck. That one blond chick even more obviously likes you, if that doesn't work. Do you think she showed you her fishnet panties just to get your fucking opinion, you moron?
Please...
Take anti depressants, steadily and throughout all of high school. Work harder to get a job to pay for meds.
Go to the new year's eve party J invited you too, don't drop out of highschool and for the love of god, when a girl invites you to study at home with her do it!
Go to a trade school, fuck uni
Don't date younger chicks
Save some money
You should have listened to yourself when you were 13. Kill yourself, You remember that railroad that crossed over the bridge? Yeah I found out it really is tall enough to fatally fall from. Everyone you meet will leave or hate you eventually. There is no 'better self' you will always be this useless fuck. Stop wasting time with Lynn or Laura and fucking jump!
Your not too cool you fucking loser,
>>17127917
Does this work?????????
>>17129479
This moron still thinks like a highschooler.
Drop out, and move to the russian federation with your fat stacks and qt gf.
Quit while your ahead.
>>17129848
...and for fuck sake, learn to fight before starting a fight club you dumb fucker. Those were some of the worst ass-beatings you've taken.
Smoke weed everyday
>>17126467
To my Junior high AND senior high
fucking stop being a xenophobic zealot that always return to mudslime roots, it's fucking 2016
>>17129860
I end up missing out a ton of wonderful thing outside mudslime roots
get a job. that job isn't just about making money. it's about learning how to socialize with people that's not in your grade. learning how to deal with people.
pet your dog a few more times. and record her doing the randomest things. in a few years, that's all you're going to have of her.
She likes you, dumbass, a lot. She's not a model, but you know you like that ass. Fuck what people will say, you won't be getting anything better in the near future. Fuck now or spend the next god knows how long a virgin.
Also try to be more chill and laid back around people.
>>17126467
It doesn't get better.
You don't find anyone.
You will regret being born everyday.
Kill yourself now.
>>17130585
lol
Find a spec and work through it quickly and meticulously, aim very high, the money never stops.
>>17126467
I'd tell myself to seek out the help of a competent mental health professional asap
>Drop out of school
>Get a job
>Save a deposit for an investment property
>Buy said investment property, let negative gearing pay it off
>Buy a few more properties
>Retire at 25
Don't worry about relationships with women. They all end horribly because you attract mentally defective people like yourself.
Please do your homework
>>17126467
Go for a run, pick up heavy shit on the regular, and every dollar you're spending on marching powder, Magic cards, or fucking late night pancakes needs to go into a Vanguard.
>>17128009
Car accident, he was my brother. On his way back from university for Christmas. Bad weather + small car(ice storm) + inexperienced driver.
Don't get married
Make bank money doing porn the minute you turn 18
Fuck girls, seriously, they're not worth it
Be single more, stop relationship jumping.
Make friends. Make sure to make both male and female friends. Seriously, take your art places. Stop doing the furry stuff, you will be addicted well into your mid 20's and someone in school will find a g/fur pic in your locker. Do defense in football and maybe they'll have you on starting defense as well. Stay in wrestling. Focus on moving away to a college instead of staying home.
Have courage to be yourself and say whats on your mind.
If it's cringe or retarded or you get rejected who gives a fuck? You've already forgotten all your classmates and you hated them anyway.
And delete your Facebook messages on a daily basis.
>>17126467
Eat a green vegetable and quit drinking soda as if it's water. Your body somehow will survive the hell you put it through, but Doritos and Taco Bell are not real food.
don't yell at your coworkers on may 5th 2016
it is a very bad idea and you will lose your job
>>17126467
Buy bitcoins and sell when they hit 800
It's not going to work with Eli, Pip, and Adrian. Avoid online relationships in general. And perhaps use the treadmill more.
>>17126467
Nothing. Highschool me wouldn't listen.
Don't date upperclassmen.
Don't become friends with shitty stoners.
Don't become a shitty stoner.
Don't slack off for two years by being a shitty stoner, you'll only make it hell for yourself senior year.
>>17126467
Stop being so shy. Talk to more people. Enjoy the good things instead of dwelling on everything bad. Stop being afraid to ask out the girls you like. Think more about what you want to do in your future.
Stop being so afraid of what people think. Also, don't stress about girls because it gets 100 times better within the first month or so of being out of HS. It gets even better than that a few months later too.
I'm trans... I didn't realise I could transition until I was 19. I'd probably just tell myself about being transgendered and say that starting hormones as early as possible would be a good idea.
My life has turned out great tho so I don't know that I'd give myself advice... I feel like this is the absolute best I could've done with what I had. Anything else would probably be worse.
>>17126789
This.
Do Showchoir. Met someone last semester of senior year that I wish I had known the whole time.
>>17131310
For real tho. Whent from being top of my class to can't pass AP Calc
Take school more seriously.
If you don't even try, you can never get what you want.
You'll meet this girl. Here's her name. When you meet her, don't fuck it up. Never let her go or the memory of her will haunt you forever.
Do drugs
Travel more
Don't get fat
People actually like you, contrary to the popular belief in your head
Have the mindset of a leader instead of a follower
Write more
Get a job. Talk to grills. Don't get to emotionally attached
Cut off all contact with most kids your age.
Focus solely on studying and enjoying yourself in your own time.
Don't work retail.
Start driving as soon as possible and master it.
Buy your own clothing and keep it very simple.
Don't go to that anime club. Play tennis instead.
Make getting the highest test scores your existence.
Don't be afraid to knock any kid out that fucks with you. You won't get in much trouble.
Girls are just as horny and curious as dudes during this time in adolescence but society had taught them that they have diamond lined vaginas that make them gods. Ignore them entirely unless you find a unicorn.
Don't do any events like prom. It's a cash grab by the school and dating is meaningless.
Lift and eat healthy. Fuck sugar.
Lastly, fuck what others think of you. I'm not at school to make friends. I'm there to gain knowledge and be the best.
There is a game that will come out in a few years. It is called World of Warcraft. Do not ever play it.
Don't steal that money from your parents
It doesn't get better
I only went through a year anyways, and I learned in that year I had enough social skills and intelligence I didn't need high school and it was better to go work and feel like I was doing something constructive.
Mom dies, Mackenzie is blowing some dude while visiting her grandma in alaska. But dont worry, she dies in a car crash on her way back. And you're not going to finish senior year because you're gonna get sick. Like really sick. We develop some autoimmune diseases. Also, don't rely too much on you're "friends", they're only with you because of your money and when you're there for them they wont be there for you
dont talk shit to everyone on Facebook
dont be so beta and fuck this girl that clearly wanted it
don't drop out and get ged
You're gonna marry that girl that hates you right now.
Try boxing - way more gratifying than fencing.
>>17126467
cut harder noob
>>17127199
got rid of your virginity u neet
Get fit. Get a job. Fuck college it's a waste of time in your skill set and field choice.
>>17126467
She isn't worth it. Nothing about anything she does is worth it. Don't let her destroy your self confidence and then let her tell you she loves you the same day. Don't let her keep you from your friends and call you awful things for not being with her. Don't let her manipulate you into thinking that you'll never get another girl because you're too fat and ugly. Don't let her control you. She isn't worth it.
Weed and alcohol aren't going anywhere. Go easy on them.
Don't worry about being alone all the time. It kinda fucked our social skills but helped us grow quite a bit.
Keep being a class clown. That experience is actually kinda useful with girls sometimes.
__________
My social blunders really fucked me in high school. They alienated me which resulted in a shitload of lonely weekends at home. Helped me grow though. Not very happy with how I handled my studies but oh well.
Don't listen to your parents, you aren't smart enough to do high level maths. Your subjects should be IT, BIO, modern history and business. You are much more interested in them than you ate in maths and design. Get you documents sorted out in summer right after you graduate. You can go to uni after the army.
Don't hang out with those weebs, the nerds are more friendly. Liandro is an ass.
