Fuck /adv/, I need help. It's Mother's Day, my moms boyfriend is going back to Indiana, and she hasn't got jack shit except a thank you and an I love you. I don't have any money either. Wtf do I do? Pic unrelated
Steal something. You're already at the store. Are you telling me your mom's not worth it?
how about baking her a cake?
>>17122531
He has no money
We're leaving the store now. And There's fucking nothing at Walgreens. I don't the no we have shit for a cake either
I have no skills in baking or crafts. So I can't do that
>>17122524
Just look at her and promise to take her out somewhere special when you get a job or have money. Bring some tears into this if you can. She will hug you and say "it's okay, I don't need anything" sincerely. Then just get her something whenever you can afford it.
>>17122551
That's what I was thinking. I'm plotting out when I should tell her. We're on our way out of Beloit
Tell her the present is still shipping that should buy you some time
Motherfucker, go outside and cut some flowers from someones front yard and write her meaniful letter. Everything thinks you need to buy your mom something or do something extravagant. She just needs to know you are think about her and you care. And that will make her whole world....
Unless she is a cunt, but either way she made your ass so you owe her that
We just had a moment, and she told me she doesn't want anything anymore, and she's pissed at my sister because she's too wrapped up in herself. I feel like I was the bigger person by apologizing and recognizing that it was Mother's Day. Thanks for the help guys