How do I make sure an escort is legit before I go see her?
Come on, /advice /, make with the advice.
Sorry anon, I want to help but in my country prostitution is legal so I just go to a house in the red light district. Man a few weeks ago I was with this girl that was my absolute dream. Blonde hair, blue eyes, over 6 feet, THICK thighs, nice tits. It was absolutely incredible, I have to go back there sometime soon.
It must really suck to try to do this stuff in an uncivilized country like yours, have to meet the girls individually, no guarantee they aren't a cop, they might have diseases, no bouncers to make sure you don't get robbed or beaten.
Sorry op, come to Bremen sometime, I'll bring you to my favorite house.
>>17116891
I normally wouldn't go for an escort, but this one is so fucking sexy I can't help myself. I don't want to catch anything or get arrested over it though.
Anyone have any general tips on meeting an escort?
>>17116828
Can't you look for reviews online?
Also
>LAND OF THE FREEDUMBS
>>17116850
Ask for nudes
>>17116920
Hey it's legal in Nevada.
>>17116931
Only on the bunny ranch.
Pretty shabby advice so far, senpaitachi. Come on. I've never done this. What should I expect when I go see her? Should I ask for a "menu" or just have at her? Will her pimp be there to collect the money (assuming she has one)? How often are backpage escorts sting operations? Should I bring my own condoms? Will she let me suck her tits? I'm dying here!
>>17116958
Escorts will charge you a flat rate for time and tell you what's off the table. That's how it's legal, you're paying for her to spend time with you, not paying for sex. During that time she "decided" to have sex with you just as two adults, not as a whore and a John.
Op just taught me a valuable life lesson. Prostitution is legal in my country. Thank you OP, and may angels accompany your soul in its flight to heaven.
>>17116958
I go to "massage clinics", so my experience is a little different. But I'll try to help.
>What should I expect when I go see her?
A hot whore.
>Should I ask for a "menu" or just have at her?
Whichever you prefer, really. Treat her like you own her. The more experienced whores will know what kind of guy you are and treat you accordingly.
>Will her pimp be there to collect the money (assuming she has one)?
I don't know. Probably not, unless she is a cheap crackwhore.
>Should I bring my own condoms?
Yes, otherwise she might have ones you don't like.
>Will she let me suck her tits? I'm dying here!
Yes.
>>17116907
Wear a condom. Just tell her you want to hang out with her in your hotel room. Don't say anything about sex. Leave money on the dresser in plain sight. Don't tell her to take it if she asks for it. Just let her take it.
If it was a sting then she will want to have you recorded saying you want sex and stating verbally that you confirm payment to her.
If she hesitates about just taking the money or starts asking a bunch of questions then just take your stuff and leave. She is maybe a cop.
I'm kind of nervous. What if I can't get it up?
>>17116891
What is the general attitude towards johns in your country, anon? Like here, any man who pays for sex is a pathetic loser, any woman who finds out her man ever paid for sex isn't considered to be unreasonable of she leaves him for it.
>>17116987
I don't understand this problem. When I am nervous but a little excited I am diamonds. I could hammer a nail with it.
Don't jack it for like 3 days, you will be fine.
>>17116987
Then it will be a waste of money. Choose a day when you are really horny, you really want it.
>>17117003
Naw, man. I know I'll be diamonds when I'm grabbing on those titties.
Theeroticreview.com, don't worry about setting up an account, you can read enough of the reviews to tell if she is legit.
>>17117037
What makes you think she'll be on there?
It's almost time. Just a couple more questions.
I'm paying for an hour. Will this go by pretty quickly or should maybe start at half an hour? Also, kissing is generally a bad idea, right?
>>17116907
You know that the pics hookers advertise with are usually shit off instagram or porn sites, right?
>>17117074
>Will this go by pretty quickly or should maybe start at half an hour?
It will go by quickly.
>Also, kissing is generally a bad idea, right?
Tongue kissing, yes, it is.
>>17117086
If she doesn't meet my expectations, I'm comfortable walking away. I'm not paying for prime poon and settling for haggard roastie.
>>17117090
So are you saying she'll be cool with pecking on the lips?
>>17117092
Expect that walking into this situation is going to get you robbed.
>>17117069
If she's not on there she's either new to the biz or fake.
OP here. Just parked at the hotel. Wish me luck, bros!
Damn, that was intense. We fucked for a straight hour. I came. She came (thrice). Knobs were slobbed, mutual buttholes were eaten (hers was cute and fuzzy). Overall, I'd rate the experience 10/10.
>>17117431
> she came
Sure
The important thing is that you came
>>17117431
>mutual buttholes were eaten (hers was cute and fuzzy)
enjoy your face aids lol
>>17117431
That's disgusting
Ask her to get naked no payment, nothing illegal about it, if she doesnt its a cop, theres nothing illegal asking a bitch to get naked for free
>>17117504
>>17117534
>>17117541
Yeah, no. I barely got hard enough to stick it in, and I couldn't feel a damn thing. Like, is this just sex workers being loose or is sex in general devoid of any physical sensation from p in v. It might have been the condom, because I had her moaning. I didn't even come close to cuming. Also, the bj didn't illicit any strong sensation either and I'm UNCUT.
I really hope actual sex is better than this, else I think I'll keep my limited edition holographic v-card. Ê
>>17117568
sex is ok, its better when its with someone you care about
for comparison's sake I'd say cooking a big delicious meal and eating it is much more satisfying than sex
>>17117574
After tonight, that seems completely believeable. Fuck it, I'm going to ignore women and enroll in culinary school.
