I want someone to give a shit about me, I'm tired of being the only one.
It's a good vibe when others give a shit about you but it shouldn't be a need. You should be self-sufficient, you should be able to give enough shit about yourself that you don't depend on hand-outs. Do you give enough shit about yourself?
>>17116674
It's pretty tiring actually. But yeah
>>17116639
http://rentafriend.com/
>>17116689
That really, really seems counter intuitive.
>>17116703
how so?
you rent a friend who help you meet someone, he might be a scumbag that plays with peoples lonliness but not being alone will make you seem more approchable, hell you are paying the fuker, make him do the dirty work
>>17116711
Nah. I think I'll let pride stop me from being the guy that pays for 'friends'. I'd feel less pathetic paying for a hooker.
>>17116723
ok then problem solved
>>17116731
I'm not paying for a hooker.
>>17116733
you are always paying for people to like you, invite anyone to do something thats completely free and dosent require any skills and see the results
>>17116741
Huh? I've always been a firm believer in mutual contribution and enjoyment.
>>17116744
so you want to get laid? go to graigslist and look for single men in your area.
>>17116639
OP i'l be you friend but you've got to be willing to do crime with me.
>>17116750
I never said that. Also I'm a straight guy.
>>17116752
I'm not really a fan of crime. Sorry
>>17116760
so let me get this straight you want friends, but aren't willing to break any laws.
>>17116765
Yup. Breaking the law has never been my friend.
>>17116733
Paying for a hooker used to be a rite of passage, when did it turned into loneliness equivalent
>>17116770
It might not be a rite of loneliness, but it doesn't sit well with me, since I only enjoy sex with people I love.
>>17116767
try getting a bf or gf then OP, if you don't want to be thick as thieves with me.
>>17116750
>never said that.
what about
>mutual contribution and enjoyment.
>>17116760
thats ok we can skip te crime and go straight to the punishment
>>17116776
I meant more in a platonic sense. I'm not too worried about tfw no gf. I was more just looking for people in general. I'm watching a lot of Bryan Fuller television and it's making me a sad bitch.
>>17116771
who the hell falls in love at 12?
>>17116779
look for someone as lonely as you then
>>17116787
Not a terribly bad idea. Or maybe it is, I can see us going into a tailspin of loneliness that ends in ruin
>>17116783
Oh no, I'm 27. I've had a lot of sex in my past, the whole 'detached' thing didn't really cut it for me. I much prefer sex from a wholesome relationship.
>>17116795
>Not a terribly bad idea.
ok then
>>17116750
>>17116798
You cut my answer short. Plus I'm not gay
>>17116795
OP I already offered to be your friend and even suggested a fun hobby for us to partake in CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES.
>>17116802
>Plus I'm not gay
so?
>>17116809
Well, I'd imagine if someone advertises as a single male on craigslist, they're secretly wanting some bi action at the very least.
>>17116805
Sounds strenuous
>>17116820
well you shouldnt judge something just because you didnt like it the first time
>>17116822
You're right. So are you suggesting the gay sex or crime spree?
>>17116820
Fine OP, you don't want to have fun committing crimes, what are your hobbies then. Use one of those to make friends.
>>17116825
gay sex but it could also be a crime depending on which country you live in
>>17116826
Pretty slim to be honest. I write, and really enjoy tv and movies. I'm trying to get into fishing.
>>17116830
That's true. Luckily I'm a canuck where people can have all the gay sex they can dream of.
>>17116846
There are a lot of Canadians on this board
My dad lived in Canada for a while, he told me it gets so cold that you barely see people in the streets.
Is it true that you have massive playrooms to make up for the time inside?
>>17116855
It depends where you live. When I'm situated it doesn't get colder than -10 or so usually, but just east of here it gets to -40. We tend to have bigger houses I guess, not me though, I live in an upgraded tin can.
>>17116846
Shit op guess we can't go on crime sprees I live in britbong land. shame we could of watched zootopia together.
>>17116862
That is a shame. I would have snuck in candy for the gang initiation.
>>17116858
>it gets to -40
Holly shit
No wonder you are all so gay, at that temperature I would do anything to stay warm
>>17116863
You're pretty funny op, you'll do fine.
>>17116872
I appreciate the vote of confidence, but I can't shake off the impending doom of a shitty life. I'll cross my fingers though.
>>17116689
How can this even be real
