We're pretty close and I know incest is bad but it's concent and she's 21 and it's legal over here so why not? Anyway I don't want her to think I'm weird for having a crush on her but she's irresistible and I don't know how to seduce her. Picture is her. The more advice I get the more pics of her I'll give.
first of all, is she okay with incest?
probably not
>>17116246
You should try and probably hang out with her often so you can slowly yet the waters and try and cope a feel . What's your level of relationship to her right now ?
>>17116288
Also , this is severely high risk high reward . If you fuck up and go to fast , look forward to being excommunicated from the family .
>>17116281
Idk
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>>17116288
It's pretty close. I was a loner as a kid and I have no siblings to so my cousins are my closest and some are my best friends so that's a start at least.
>>17116321
>>17116321
Well, if you guys are pretty close , I think this first part might be easy . Hang out with her , alone , for awhile . Anything , treat her like a gf but don't do all the lovey dovey shit because then she'll think you're creepy . Slowly get closer to her (physically , which like I said doesn't sound too hard if she really likes you in any way to begin with) and tease her , like tickling her . Those are the first steps .
>>17116345
Well we already go on "dates" if going to movies a lot means it is.
text her "how to seduce your cousin" and when shes like "wtf" be all like "oh snap I thought I was typing that into google"
>>17116351
Do you try and make a move on her or do anything suave at the movies ? Cause if not m8 you're not going to further the relationship anyway . The more details the better OP.
>>17116355
Lmao
>>17116363
If I made a move now or previously she would've thought I'm mad. I want to seduce her first.
>>17116386
you posted her here last time, i cant believe how dedicated you are to do this
shes a whore dude, move on
>>17116386
That's why I said you have to go slow and make it more physical with time so you can blur the line and get her emotions riled up (do not do anything with alcohol ) . Like I said , tease , maybe throw your arm around her as a joke and see how she reacts to you .
You can't seduce someone you don't have a personality with seducing to begin with unless you just plan on a one night stand , which I don't think is what you're looking for and you can't exactly lie . The only way to do that is to be love able in the first place .
>>17116392
Ffs fuck off loser it's not your problem so back off.
>>17116399
Don't worry I won't rape her or anything I'm not twisted I legitly have a crush on her so I would never hurt her or anything.
>>17116409
i'll fuck her and you can watch, how about that? you can sit in the corner and jack off and imagine that you're doing it, itll feel exactly the same
>>17116399
A one night stand would be easier I don't want to have a secretive relationship and I don't want anyone finding us out so why not a one night stand?
post moar plox
>>17116412
Hahaha she doesn't date fat slags.
>>17116423
im /fit/ af bro, dw i can dominate her
>>17116412
Are you suggesting that fucking her will feel the same as masturbating? That's pretty shit sex not gonna lie tbqh senpai.
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>>17116425
Sure you are pal
>>17116437
OP, I'm trying to help you here, but you need to work both ends. Say you're going to go to the movies with her tonight. What are you going to do to get this relationship closer?
>>17116471
That's what I'm wondering I'm not taking a massive risk that would fuck my whole life up other wise my life would be ruined.
>>17116526
Biggie Smalls once said
"Stay far from timid, Only make moves when you're hearts in it, and live the phrase skys the limit!"
Stop being such a fucking pussy. Either find a woman that you can "legitimately" fuck without social repercussions or take this thing really slow like I said and get physical with time. Whatever you do, make sure you don't do anything stupid or nothing at all. Ditch her and find a girl, or go slow with her but make sure you take risks and are not some cuck.
Btw, she looks like a britbong. Are you guys from the UK?
>>17116539
Ireland
>>17116550
Pretty close , although no orange hair. Post some more if you have it.
So what are you gonna do?
Be more physical with her that's my best bet.
>>17116563
Good. Looks like you at least learned a thing or two, that applies to all women in general, not just her. If you get a sense that she's not feeling in it, abort, play it off cool and if it's really bad worst case she'll still probably forget it in a week and go find some qt 100% celt girl or some shit.
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>>17116583
Thanks m8.
I don't actually fap to this, I'm on nofap, I just think she's a lil qt. Anyway, seriously don't post this shit ever again and actually do something about your current situation.
>>17116563
Also, when's the next time you see her? It'd probably be good to mentally prepare yourself a bit.
>>17116409
*teleports behind u
Back the fuck off!?!?
>>17116599
Uh huh
Give her some to drink OP. If she tells you to back off say you were just a little drunk no biggie.
POST MORE
>>17116683
Lol, I sware m8, I'll buy you a plane ticket to burger land if you think I'm lieing . I reccomend people try nofap . I feel great and confident in general , but it's definitely an energy boost , although it's pretty hard to maintain with urges haha . I'm on day 14 ATM.
>>17116246
When I was in HS i knew this italian guy who was a product of 2 first cousins. The other people used to call him Geraldo Retardo. Nobody wanted to be his friend, except me, I felt bad for him. Everyday He'd eat the same lunch, 2 breadsticks and a tub of marinara sauce. I bought him a sandwich one day, he looked at it and grunted, he said his parents only allowed him to eat breadsticks and marinara sauce. I don't know what ever happened to him.
pic semi related.
>>17116782
Youre a good man anon hang in there
>>17116729
Energy boost?
>>17116720
Im not posting pics if its shit advice like I said I aint raping her you retard I love her as a cousin and as a crush
>>17116972
It's pretty good dude on so many levels .
There are a lot of anxious betas who do it and feel phenomenal effects . Whether it's a placebo or not (I think it's half and half ) it has definitely helped some people . I advocate everyone do noporn because porn is so degenerate and unhealthy on so many levels , masturbating is a bit more ambiguous , but it makes logical sense too. If you don't masturbate , you're gonna retain the testosterone over days which is what most of them call confidence .
>>17116417
It seems kind of weird you just want a one night stand with her ... Besides the fact you wanna fuck your cousin this bad in the first place . You love her so much but you only wanna fuck her once and that's it ? I don't know , seems kinda rocky, but if she's cool with it and likes it to it could work great .
Are you doing it for the thrill factor , cause you love her , what ?
>>17116984
Wait wait wait... Porns not unhealthy
>>17117006
Dude I cant risk having a secret relationship with her Id rather cut to the chase.
>>17116984
Dude I can agree with no porn forever kind of because porn leaves the fantasies behind but masturbating prevent shit like STDs and prostate cancer once a day is fine as long as you use the imagination but porns not unhealthy unless youre addicted. Humans are just sex objects that eat things and raise mini us thats all. No point in denying it.
>>17117034
Dude like it or not if you actually go through with this and fuck her , she's not going to forget , so it's almost as if you fucked her forever . And , if she actually likes it (which is what you need to fuck her in the first place )well she's gonna want it more so look forward to more fun times in bed .
>>17117042
Try not masturbating for a week , and tell me you'd rather have 1/3 less chance at prostate cancer than what you feel . It's remarkable , besides , you can fuck real women too.
>>17117032
Look up your brain on porn . Porn is a drug just like any other , heroine , greed , political control , etc . Watching porn all day makes you a loser and destroys your want to have sex or relationship with real women and not whores for cock.
>>17116246
Nothing wrong with it. Just use a condom
>>17116583
she's chubby and the fat goes in her midsection and arms s m h
>>17117076
>Watching porn all day makes you a loser and destroys your want to have sex or relationship with real women and not whores for cock.
I wish it actually destroyed my hopes of a girlfriend.
I'm kinda desperated and I fap a lot.
I've never succeded in nofap, but I do think that it's kinda placebo...
