Should I send it?
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A girl invited me to an edm festival. We're both gonna dress up as lifeguards for it (I don gotta explain nuthin). I just got my stuff in the mail, and I figured that I might as well do something more than just a lame pic of the clothing.
Should I send her >pic related?
>>17108871
fuck it
I sent it
wish me luck guys
>>17108891
I was going to tell you not to
>>17108892
why not?
>>17108894
>>17108891
U dun goofed
>>17108892
>>17108923
tell me whyyyyyy
>>17108871
>dem nipples
OP i would lick you from head to toe, jesus she netter like your photo. women can be fuckin weird.
>>17108925
>Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Lookin' like that, you have no reason not to send her pic related.
Good luck
>>17108871
How short is your torso senpai don't send this shit lmao
Manlet kys
>>17108871
OP here
she replied
> lol sick visor
I said I thought it really completed the look
> agreed, it really pulls the outfit together haha
> kinda upset I didnt get one now
said I was sure she'd look goof either way
> gonna look hella legit in my one piece swimsuit *laughing crying smilies x 3*
haha ya, I mean you were an actual lifeguard
> hasn't responded yet
> tfw I have no text game
>>17108951
>>17108955
I may be a manlet, but she's shorter than me so i dont give a fuck. Post pics of yourselves faggots
>>17108955
lol this, his bed has the same height as his hips
dont act like you didnt post this to brag OP
>>17108976
they're just being butt hurt cuz ur hot. sorry about the lack of text game though. hopefully things go better when you're there.
>>17108976
>I may be a manlet, but she's shorter than me so i dont give a fuck. Post pics of yourselves faggots
And depress you even further? Stick to lame texting methods to this girl anon and don't worry about me. I am doing just fine in the women department and getting a girl to deep throat my dick as I type this up right now. Fuck off faggot.
>>17109005
>wakes up from his dream all wet
not op, but i had to break it to you.
>>17109014
better save him, I am a lifeguard after all
>>17108976
Seriously why is your belly button so close to your nipples like an equilateral triangle lmao.
You only have like four abs looks like a window lol.
All your girl commenting on is your visor haha when I send girls pics of me they come back with "niiiiiice" or straight to nudes.
Seriously tho don't go to the festival you gonna look dumb as fuck dressed as a jr lifeguard all alone when she ditches you for 6'4" Chad.
>>17109042
show us ur abs
>>17109042
> t. jealous dyel
>>17109042
he looks good. why are you being such a dick? and arnie only had 4 abs. most girls only really want a guy that is taller than her. most really tall guys are lanky anyway.
>>17109014
Sorry for the long response we went two rounds just about now. What is the deal with the OP? She still didn't respond back kek?
He's in good shape. Likely in better shape than 90% of the people here. Just because he's short is not a reason to pick on him.
>>17109083
God damn your fleshlight has to be pretty thorn up by now.
>>17109093
Fuck is a fleshflight virgin? No I banged a real girl. Maybe when you step out of your dungeon once in a while you might experience it.
>>17109023
bwuahahha
>>17108976
OP you seemed fine in there until the:
>haha ya, I mean you were an actual lifeguard
Next time it's:
>we'll see
>>17109066
>>17109069
Don't have to prove anything to you bruh im not the one on a one way track to the friendzone. Just tryin to help you save some face, from your post and texts you haven't banged this chick yet and doing matchy dress up isn't going to get you any closer. I can give you some real advice if you want but you're gonna have to shake this insecurity that's pouring through every post.
>>17109100
>i banged a real girl
Yo boy love dolls don't count, hope someday you'll get your dick wet tho.
>>17109103
FUCK ME that would have been a great response
actually I said
> hell ya, I mean you were an actual lifeguard
>>17109110
>I DONT HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING TO YOU I CAN SIT HERE AND TALK OUT OF MY ASS ALL DAY
good for you.
>>17109110
oh ya? whats your real advice Adonis
>>17109125
stop being short breh its embarassing.
manlets when will they learn
>>17109125
Body wise, shoulda gone with shorter shorts, at least 17" or less on the outseam, rest below the hips to show some v-cut. Also fix your posture. As for the girl, man you're kind of in to deep with this one, she's too comfortable with you like she knows exactly where she stands with you and where you stand with her. PUA shit would be to shake things up a bit but I hate that game so usually I'm straightforward with my intentions and willing to walk away if need be.
>>17109167
This
>>17109114
I guess the concept of pussy is so foreign to you that when someone else says they had sex you feel angry and say they fucking dolls. Sad.
>>17109172
i was being satirical
>>17108871
Are you really going without a shirt? It's very possible you're going to be getting a lot of negative attention for that. And where's your whistle?
OP please stop responding to the troll. you're fucking hot and hes clearly jelly, but the more you respond the more insecure you seem man.
still i wish i could just bend over and let you have your way with me. no homo though
>>17109191
its an EDM festival, all the hot guys are shirtless.
>>17109193
>Tells OP to stop responding to troll
>Trolls OP about letting him fuck him in the ass
This whole thread is ass cheeks.
>>17109201
>OP will never post his ass cheeks
>>17109193
>>17109201
its honestly hard to tell who's a troll nowadays and who's actually retarded
>>17109219
>>17109201
>its 'trolling' to want ot have sex with a muscular man
>>17109231
no no I was talking about the jelly guy
>>17108871
The fuck is a Chad doing on 4chan?
>>17109173
>>17109115
Thanks man. Girls have always told me that my phone/text game it tight. I like you, you seem like a down to earth guy who tries a lot harder than most people on here. Nice work on the body and the date, you should be good if you want to get it in.
Who are you going to go see?
You taking any drugs?
>>17109438
Adventure Club mostly
other people there are Ghastly, san holo, and other people
can't do any drugs since I get tested, but I'm gonna drink
