Are you ballsy enough to be an idiot and say "Hey would you ____ like to be my friend?" That's usually how I do it and it sound dumb but it works

Join a club and find people with similar interests as you. Otherwise just joke around and try to maintain a good attitude and be open with people. It is hard but it's worth trying

>>17103417
I tried!

I applied to every club in the university even the religious ones!

The only one that accepted me was Kendo that I actually want to try starts in August.

Dont push yourself to much, trying to hard to fit its annoying, just maintain a good attitude, be nice 1it them, but dont go behind them like a creep, also remember to say no when its necesary, they will come at you soon when you create a warm atmosphere around yourself

Maybe if you get a fuckin life it might help just say hi to them or start stalkig them you dicktwitch

pay then to be ur friend then ask fir sex
????
PROFIT
works most of teh time

I'm pretty sure most people don't want to be friends with someone that needs a friend -- that's called being needy and it is unattractive.

if you're in a liberal arts or non-stem class I'm sure group projects are a good place to make friends, and if you are STEM, then take a philosophy class or poly sci so you can make friends via "group studying"

also pay must be 200+
i accept bribes 2
fuk me raw

If you suck enough dicks, you might become popular among the gay boys

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>>17103425
I don't know, maybe get into doing drugs and invite people to smoke weed, get into sports and chasing pussy

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