My boyfriend says you can tell if a girls a virgin by the way she poses and refuses to let me prove him wrong.
I am a virgin and he said if I try the pose it will look too forced and apparently when you have sex your legs naturally are more far apart.
Can someone please help me prove him wrong? You can't tell if a girls a virgin by the way she stands...
You could have sex with me and see if he notices.
No. I was a virgin till 18 and everyone thought i wasnt just because of how i acted.
Would be a simple problem solver for you if you and him went to the gyno. Gyno could look at your vag and tell your bf if you are or not. Thats the only definite way to tell if someone has or not. Not by how they look or how they stand.
>>17097129
He's partially right and wrong
There are some social body cues but acting that it's the end all be all of things to indicate it isn't. There are church girls and covert whores that pose awkwardly and are really sluts
Don't prove him wrong. Jus stroke his ego and pretend he's right.
what a load of bullcrap
>>17097140
Lmao he wouldn't like that
>>17097146
Yeah that's what I thought too
>>17097129
He's right, just Fuck him and see for yourself
>>17097161
Potentially he wouldn't know.
Please be in Ontario
Your legs are more far apart if you have wide hips, which virgins can absolutely have. Is your boyfriend 12, or retarded?
>>17097129
>You can't tell if a girls a virgin by the way she stands..
>you can't tell if a girl has been penetrated between her legs by the way she stands.
You are in the wrong here, OP.
>>17097129
God damn people are fucking stupid.
>>17097129
If you post a voice sample (30 to 40 seconds minimum, nothing prepared or recited), I'll post the infograph he might have used for reference to help you refute him.
>>17097260
If someone else posts the voice sample, will you still do it? What are you using it for?
Got some bad news for you, OP:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18637995
>>17097266
>If someone else posts the voice sample, will you still do it?
Only if she's a female virgin
>What are you using it for?
Occult research
>>17097272
Except it doesn't prove either of the things OP's boyfriend says. 1) It does not make your legs farther apart, and 2) That article is about how women walk, not how they stand.
>>17097279
>virgin
Well, damn.
>>17097288
Because I appreciate your honesty and Hitler dubs, I'll give you a brief card reading if you post your voice and ask me a question.
>>17097279
I'm a male but I identify and a female, also a virgin, is that ok ?
>>17097298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13Nll1jFMQ0
I promise the question is not a threat, just have had mortality on the mind lately. Also, I apologize for my shit-tier voice, there is nothing I can do about it.
>>17097298
I guess it just now occurred to me that the reading wasn't a general one, and the question should be specific about my situation. So should I go away next weekend?
Please still answer the suit thing, though, I am genuinely curious about people's plans.
>>17097217
Lol nope riverside
>>17097231
This.
It was a joke, right OP?
Right?
>>17097256
Why do you need a voice sample?
>>17097272
Yeah I'm talking more about poses
>>17097366
Not a joke and I didn't say that
>>17097315
>3 seconds
Mind making it longer so I can read your voice as well?
>>17097304
I've already met my quota for male virgin voices; thanks anyway.
>>17097129
Okay jodie sweetin
>>17097384
Sure thing. Sorry, I didn't know what to say. Normally I'd try singing or something.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gtqanVKF8V
>>17097315
>"what color seat would you like me to bury them"
>>17097409
Obviously the picture isn't me I'm just using an example as to what poses he thinks nonvirgins use
>>17097425
Yeah, I don't speak very clearly, one of my many flaws. Sorry.
>>17097129
You know, I usually annoy my gf especially when she takes everything seriously. That statement your bf says totally sounds like some silly made up thing just to piss you off. Are you sure he is being serious?
>>17097452
You have a lovely voice, a little bit graspie but cute.
>>17097420
you definitely sound like your hymen is perfectly intact and your best friend is your mom.
>>17097480
I have a baby and my best friend is the baby's father, who still pounds me semi-regularly. But the comparison I usually make for my voice is that I sound like the girl in high school that claims to be a witch, and you think she might be mildly disabled, but you're too polite to verify.
>>17097477
Thank you.
>>17097442
He is right and you sound mad
>>17097533
He's wrong, and you're mad because she called you out on your retarded observation that literally everyone else in the thread understood.
>>17097129
>My boyfriend says you can tell if a girls a virgin by the way she poses
Unless she is posing with a dick in her or you factually know she isn't a virgin, you can't definitely tell by how they stand.
>>17097539
I bet your bf's the kind of guy who thinks he can tell when a girl's faking it, too.
>>17097550
Well, the first half was right in any case
>>17097551
>can't tell
Found the Virgin
>>17097556
What makes you say that?
>>17097315
>>17097322
>>17097420
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ieGG9zNMVB
>>17097140
Lmao same
>>17097553
>>17097580
>>17097584
>>17097568
Thank you! Cremation is cleaner, I think. Also, your voice is nice. Thank you very much for the reading. I think I'm going to go.
>>17097595
>>17097477
He is completely serious I promise I tried to convince him every way that its not true but he says he knows it is
>>17097616
Tell him a bunch of people on the internet called him an incorrect faggot
>>17097619
He knows about 4chan lmao
>>17097616
Sounds like he trolled and you took the b8 XD
You know the rules op
>>17097630
He didn't
>>17097639
Gtfo of here with your /b/ posts this is advice not let's share nudes
>>17097659
Found the beta white Knight
>>17097639
>he doesn't know a blue board when he sees one
>>17097597
Thank you, my voice is what makes me money ^_^
Good luck, lass, have a good one.
>>17097362
Howdy, neighbor; I work in your area.
>>17097129
>I am a virgin
jej. ok
>>17097753
Like in my city or just around there?
>>17097420
lmao you sound like my aunt who lives with her cats
>>17098109
I work in Riverside and Moreno Valley. I'm actually in Riverside right now.
>>17098451
Let's meet up then. Just kidding xD
>>17098499
Wouldn't it be amusing if we already knew each other...
^_^
>>17098513
*gasp* I know youuu
>>17098513
>>17098536
pls be real
>>17098536
>>17098600
It's entirely possible, actually. I do know a girl I've suspected of being a virgin, but I can't imagine her being the 4chan type. Bizarrely convenient timing is all I'll say.
>>17098934
Do you know if she has a bf though
>>17099010
I'm not entirely certain, but I strongly suspect she does, which is actually the reason I didn't ask her out when I met her. Cute girl.
>>17099079
Aww how old is she
>>17099100
I never asked. Your energy feels familiar, which is making me a bit uncomfortable. Goodbye.
>>17099218
Oh..well bye I guess
>OP asks about her boyfriend's weird theory
>a wild voice fetishist occultist appears
>occultist reads cards for a femanon
>occultist might know OP irl and might have a crush on her
>occultist freaks out and bails
breddy fun thread
>>17097146
If you're talking about an intact hymen those can burst from horseback riding or even bicycling.
>>17099644
Yeah so even then you won't really know if someone's a virgin unless they tell you
>>17097129
You have to be 18 to use this site, kiddo.
this is pretty dumb
are you even asking for advice
Virgins are sometimes noticeably uncomfortable when close to the opposite sex. It can translate to a less relaxed posture. That might be what he is picking up. Could also be in his head.
>>17097480
>>17098360
Hehehehehehehe
