Why is it so hard/rare to get a girlfriend with big boobs?
All of my partners so far had smallish chests (which were great) but I really want to have a girlfriend with big boobs to hold me while I suck on them to satisfy my mommy issues.
Idk there where plenty of boobs in all my relationship
http://www.growbreastsnaturally.com/chi-breast-massage-for-breast-growth.html
this may be worth looking into for the future
>>17096236
Simple, all the bigtits are taken by first-come-first-serve bases.
I know because I've talked to 5 women with nice sets of tits. 4 are married, 2 have kids, and the sole remainder had a boyfriend who she's actually cheating on.
If you don't mind used goods or christmas cakes, go for it.
>>17096249
Yeah I have serious doubts any of that works
>>17096259
I suspect it would only make them saggy because you tear the skin all the time
>>17096247
Then I'm jealous.
>>17096249
Will try that with all my future partners. Hope it will bring results. Thanks!
>>17096255
I thought so. Have to catch them when they are young.
>>17096261
I don't know if it would tear the skin unless you're doing something very wrong. I've played with mine most of my life because boobs are fun and it hasn't made any difference
>>17096259
it actually does because it stimulates expansion of the luminal cells in the alveoli, similar to pregnancy. Its the best way to get a non-pregnant woman to start producing milk without pumping her full of hormones but it does take a lot of time and dedication. I did it with my gf and while her breasts didn't get THAT much bigger there was a noticeable increase. Really though we did it primarily because of a lactation fetish, not a particular attraction to huge tits.
>>17096264
>catch them when they're young
Unfortunately, you'd still lose. I'm sorry. That is a myth. Even the fresh meat won't be fresh, as the other lions would eat it much quicker than you.
>>17096267
And this is just hot.
>>17096267
I meant over years and not like "injury"-tearing. More in a "wear out" way. Tf? Why would you play with your boobs all time? Mine are mostly in my way, annoying me in one way or another or i forget they are even there...
>>17096259
You have to use puereria merifica and flaxseed oil in accordance to her cycle in order to maximize estrogen/progesterone uptake
Just get a chubby gf...
>>17096255
it really depends on where your sampling from. even at my college with 6-1 males to females, there were a suprisingly high number of single girls who had large breasts, and a couple who i think had upwards of an L cup
too bad she was a fucking incompetent moron, maybe one day
>>17096236
>Why is it so hard/rare to get a girlfriend with big boobs?
Where do you live? I did my erasmus in Poland and it would've been difficult to get a girlfriend without big boobs. Now I live in Spain and the girls here are pretty flat. It's sad.
>>17096267
>I've played with mine most of my life because boobs are fun
>tfw no Amazon gf
>>17096279
>Why would you play with your boobs all time
Not all the time, just sometimes when I'm bored or in the shower just because they're there. They can also be annoying for me too, it's a love hate relationship
>>17096460
i only touch them when i groom myself or i'm masturbating... well, to each their own i guess
Mainly because skinny girls with big tits are always being pursued, so they develop a defense mechanism against most guys. If she doesn't already kind of like you or find you interesting for some reason from the outset, good luck.
My big - titted little gf initially noticed me because she thought i was cute but decided to blow me off because she also thought i was a rich playboy (pretty wtf to me, but not the first girl to think that for some reason), then she fell hear over heels for me once she found out that i was neither wealthy nor a chad.
>>17096493
>i only touch them when i'm masturbating
BONER STATUS: CRITICAL OVERPRESSURE
U have 2 choices, chubby chick or fake tits.
>>17096236
You do know that anything larger than a C cup is likely to look a whole lot less appetizing un-bra'd than it does with support, don't you?
>>17096586
small tits often look more deflated, askew and misshapen than large tits
>>17096613
Oh geesh how wrong you are.
>>17096236
Girls just aren't born with big tits any more.
It's all the GMO in our food.
What a great time to be alive!
>>17096619
it's actually right the other way around.
>>17096493
Oddly enough I never touch mine when I'm masturbating
But yeah I guess everyone is different
>>17096617
You're wrong, small tits come in so many varieties of jacked up that you're plainly blinded by your pedophilia. breasts need size and weight to come into their full ideal shape
>>17096643
why not? i can almost cum from stimulating my nipples alone. but i guess that's not true for every girl.
>>17096650
All tits come in a variety of jacked up. The only reason there are so many 'great' tits is plastic surgery.
>>17096659
I don't know, it pretty much does nothing for me
>>17096236
A lot of girls try hard to hide the fact they have large boobs just so they wouldn't be judged as slutty. For an example, they will even avoid low V-neck shirts that look professional on small boob girl because of boobs. Though big boob girls let their puppies out where it is deemed ok, like, when going clubbing, so maybe try clubbing. GL!
>>17096267
>>17096460
>>17096493
POST DEM BIG OLLLL TITTIESSS!!!!
>>17096665
they usually are a pain in the ass. i can't wear any blouses because they aren't cut for boobs that size. if the boobs fit in, the rest of the blouse looks like a fucking tent. and even if i just wear jeans and a fitting shirt it looks a bit over the top sexual. i also can't think of the last time i wore something with cleavage. it just looks cheap af. and don't get me started on all the cute bras that aren't available in my size. to my relive, h&m finally made a rack with exactly 4 bras that fit my size. but damn i wish i could buy one of the cute ones on the normal racks...
>>17096662
oh
ok. that's unfortunate. it's pretty neat. my bf just has to fondle my breasts and bam! i'm in the mood
>>17096674
>they usually are a pain in the ass.
Are you retarded? As long as you have a decent face big boobs can mean the difference between ending up with a pot smoker with a dead end job or a fucking Billionaire war hero who flies a B-2 Stealth bomber for fun nuking muslims with a ripped bod and speaking to you in a Spanish/Italian mix while he save kittens from trees
Why don't women ever think long term?
>>17096674
ah, maybe OP is into skinny girls, so because of the tent effect skips on girls that actually have a tight waist but it's hidden under boob curtain.
>>17096677
Yeah it's a shame, I wish mine were more sensitive
>>17096677
Same here. It's like having two clits on my (small) boobs.
>>17096693
>As long as you have a decent face big boobs can mean the difference between ending up with a pot smoker with a dead end job
Dating a pot smoker with dead end job, here. I don't think even he is happy with the tiny breasts I can offer.
>>17096713
>Dating a pot smoker with dead end job, here. I don't think even he is happy with the tiny breasts I can offer.
My condolences anon
Well always remember at least you are not a nigger
Look for that one good looking introverted guy, those guys go places.
>>17096727
Thank you, anon, such kind words. My dead end pot smoker is a good looking introvert, so maybe my lil tits have something to look forward to! Thank you again!
>>17096745
Are...is...wh.....are you actually this dense?
>>17096758
Did you think I'm being sarcastic/mean spirited in my reply? My fault. I thought the comment I replied to was really sweet in a 4chan type of way.
>>17096776
No no, It was meant to be a little uplifting
But...um.... your pot smoking gf have 0 chance of going places
I'm talking about the meme introverted good looking guy you saw in school but never managed to talk to who is ripped and always got good scores.
He is inexperienced so he might be ok with little tits
>>17096693
>fucking Billionaire war hero who flies a B-2 Stealth bomber for fun nuking muslims with a ripped bod and speaking to you in a Spanish/Italian mix while he save kittens from trees
hey! how did you know my bf?
they are still a pain in the ass
>>17096796
I see though in his case he is both the pot smoker and the shy guy with good grades and abs. I guess this is a bit of a rough time for him, since his friends wear suits and work in offices and he works for his dad, though it still doesn't change the fact he is intelligent, kind, a good human being. I think with a little more confidence and experience he will be going to places and I'll try to help with that.
>>17096828
i think it's the pot that got him down the shit hole
>>17096828
>a little more confidence and experience
Well yeah most of the "introverted" guys who are not ugly bettas are late bloomers and need to build up a little confidence or some just want to get to know the people before they show their true colors
Either way they should grow out of it around college age and let me tell you they hit the ground RUNNING
>>17096831
Also this
No self respecting man would want to look back on himself and say he smoked weed all day as a kid or have that shame on to his child
Now if this kid only smokes weed to get laid or maybe get some important social status and barely smokes that is a different story from the child who needs his smoke pacifier to get through the day.
>>17096279
>Why would you play with your boobs all time?
because its fun.....
do you not like fun?
>>17096852
When you've had them all your life the novelty wears off
>>17096828
Guys who smoke pots and dudeweedlmaos are not introverted at all
What the fuck
Its like the introverts dont even exists in this world according to girls
>>17096839
He smokes weed maybe once a week tops, he likes psychedelic drugs as well (those he does maybe once in 3 months at most, from what I can tell). He does drink any time he goes out, his personality doesn't change but then at least he is capable of talking to other people. First time I met him, he didn't say a full sentence before the 2nd beer. Thank god I stuck around, such a lovely person. So I think drugs (alcohol, weed, cigarettes, etc) are a crutch for him, he doesn't go out of his comfort zone otherwise, so that's how he gets new experiences.
>>17096858
Then hand them off to a man and get to play with some dick and abs and he gets to play with titties
Good swap.
This is kind of why humans are born breh...
>>17096873
>he likes psychedelic drugs as well
Nope sorry this kid is too far gone probably won't recover.
>he doesn't go out of his comfort zone otherwise, so that's how he gets new experiences.
This is what happens when you give kids participation trophies
Idk he can either grow some balls and put the poison down or he can just live the life of a druggy and lie to himself and say he had "all this potential but was just not meant to be"
His decision nothing you can do about it.
>>17096872
Maybe it's a cultural difference then, Europe here, while the weird dudes with rasta hats seem quite extroverted most of the time, I wouldn't say all pot smokers are extroverted, not at all.
>>17096877
Don't give me that condescending shit, I know that I was saying why I wouldn't play with them all the time by myself
>>17096888
Low test chestlet detected
I would give up my life to play with these tits.
>>17096896
>Low test chestlet detected
What does this even mean
>>17096899
Cant satisfy a real man with your small tits
>>17096886
You might have a point, actually. When I met his mum and sister over Christmas, it was quite weird. His sister was clearly the overcompensating kid, yet the mother seemed to adore her son's every action, which seemed very bizarre to me, and made me think he might not only be smart but also have a bit of a snowflake syndrome, which in turn has undermined the ambition within him.
On the good side, while it's hard to get him out of the said comfort zone, I seem to have a managed to do it whenever I've tried. Also he has shown interest in quitting smoking cigarettes, so that's also showing initiative on his part.
>>17096915
>shown interest in quitting smoking cigarettes
ohh god
It just keeps getting worse and worse..........
>>17096236
There's chubby women and fat women with big boobs all over the place.
I'm assuming you are looking for women with thin waists *and* large breasts. In other words, you're looking for those women that won the genetic lottery. If that's true, then good luck with that. They're in the same high demand as guys over six feet and such. And just like those six feet tall and above men, everyone's after their genetic superiority. It's nobody's fault, we're just hardwired biologically to lust after certain physical traits.
>>17096896
THAT looks pretty fake...
>>17096926
But I like medium sized boobs and disgusted by anything equal to or bigger than D cup
>>17096931
>But i like medium sized boobs
Then why did your OP say "why is it so hard to find a girl with big boobs?" Do you like medium or big? Are you even the OP?
>>17096923
Wait, what, how is that worse.
>>17096927
http://www.xvideos.com/video1836132/huge_hooters_boobs_danielle_houghton
I would kill.........
>>17096923
Feel free to redpill me on this topic, because I honestly think this guy has all kinds of potential
>>17096942
Fist Pot
Then Psychedelics
Then Ciggs
The list keeps adding on.....
>>17096946
He needs motivation desu
>>17096943
those are so unbelievably fake... and she works at hooters. meaning that she has no money, so probably bad boob job. be glad you can only see them covered
Why don't you just get with a bigger girl?
>>17096952
Kill yourself chestlet
Those boobs where made by God himself for the most worthy of men.
>>17096962
>chestlet
you're talking to the wrong femanon.
i got boobs like that myself
>rekt
>>17096965
>you're talking to the wrong femanon.
>i got boobs like that myself
I don't believe you
A girl with those girl with those olf titties would be with
>>17096693 B2 stealth bomber man
There for would not having fun, not posting on 4chin
>>17096965
oh no, now you're bringing the tits or gtfo thing on..
>>17096950
The thing is I don't think it would make sense expect one to quit so many substances at once without replacing them with something. I just stopped smoking myself, so I think that would inspire him, but the rest of the substance use I don't know if I honestly need to change, since he is not using anything else daily besides regular cigarettes.
>>17096970
would be having*
>>17096970
>B2 stealth bomber man
yeah, that's me.
he's temporarily on employment. need to keep myself busy meanwhile
>>17096974
>need to keep myself busy meanwhile
Post boobs plox
>>17096970
>>17096972
>>17096982
Since i'm an attentionwhore
Pic related
>>17096992
Post side angle, can't tell if big or pushup
>>17096998
Obviously both, regular bras don't squish them together, but there's also plenty of boob to be squished. But I can't tell if this is real boob with bra+shirt covering it completely
>>17097008
>bra+shirt covering it completely
blue board
>>17097010
What the fuck are you doing on 4chin?
Are all the guys around you fucking faggots or something?
>>17097015
not at all. why?
>>17097017
It's fucking Sunday, most normal people are actually living life not posting on a japanese Image board site
On a side note ...where do dem big ol titties live?
>>17097020
well, need to get my beautysleep to be ready for monday
in your dreams
>>17097021
>in your dreams
Better go take a nap then too
I'm about 80percent convinced this is you so why not help the betas out and post what your Ideal man would be like
>>17096992
B2?
>>17097051
refer to this post>>17096970
So basically what I've gathered from here girls with small tits can go home, eerybody wants big tits, no matter how good the small ones look right?
>>17097063
People learn to settle too breh.........
You wont get the B2 man but you can get a pretty good man especially of you have a nice ass and are not a feminazi
Tl:dr don't be fat.
>>17097071
I have a killer ass, never been fat in my life and I'm far frim anything extreme.
But it seems this all is never good enough because tits?
Whelp, time to save up for a titjob I guess.
>>17097083
>Whelp, time to save up for a titjob I guess.
? Why? The real thing is always better, you end up looking like you have two balloons
Just leave them like that, people like to see them jiggle too..
>I have a killer ass
There you go
Now plz post ass for science to see if you really do have a killer ass or not
>>17097027
>Ideal man would be like
that's easy.
let me describe my bf to you
he's selfless
he's loving
he's not afraid to be vulnerable
he's generous
he's not afraid of commitment
he's emphatic
he's diligent
he's honest
he's faithfull
he's far from being bitter
he's the most wonderfull person i have ever met
>>17096236
Because if they're fine with a nice rack and know it they're only gonna hang out in areas where they're most likely to reel in a rich husband
>>17097083
meh. there are enough top notch guys who prefer small and perky boobs
>>17097098
Sounds like a cuck desu
Also really m8? No physical characteristics?
>>17097104
This too, always some guys.
>>17097098
but is he smoking dope, though
>>17097106
>Sounds like a cuck desu
not at all, senpai. not at all.
attractivity will fade. what remains is his character. why would i bet my future on something i know will be gone in a few years?
>>17097107
definitely not. i'm not >>17096873
>>17097106
>Also really m8? No physical characteristics?
Maybe he's not that pretty but she fucked him, and he was so good she fell in love. It happens. That's why girls don't want to put out so easily, because we fall for the cock more easily than all the good characteristics and pretty features.
>>17097112
pls
only speak for yourself
>>17097108
>attractivity will fade. what remains is his character. why would i bet my future on something i know will be gone in a few years?
So you're the cuck?
>>17097112
>hat's why girls don't want to put out so easily, because we fall for the cock more easily than all the good characteristics and pretty features.
Yeah they settle way to easily.
>>17096659
You are my favourite kind of person
>>17096934
Im not a faggot like OP
>>17097116
>So you're the cuck?
how am i the cuck?
At least you're honest.
Also if you impregnate them their boobs will swell and you can suck their milk out.
>>17097121
>This ruins the boobs
>>17097123
not a single bit
>>17097115
It's confirmed. Huge dick. Case closed.
>>17097128
that would be something you only find out after you are already attached and in some level of commitment. unless you're an easy slut... right, femanon???
>>17097120
Naw as long as he is decent then it's fine.
But I gotta admit, I am really jelly he gets to suck on them titties.
WW3 is coming up anyways maybe he wont be such a pussy then.
Airforce ftw
>>17097137
>pussy
he's not
i only listed the characteristics he shows towards me, that i love
he's also brave, strong and protective
no worries there
Only peasants with horrible taste like big boobs
Noble and intelligent men always prefer dfc to perky medium sized titties
>>17097132
Easy sluts don't get attached, easy sluts don't do commitment, so attachment is out of question. So my theory is- the female is attached enough to fuck, doesn't matter at what time, if the fuck is so good she can't ignore- she can't ignore it, and no shitty things about human attached to the cock matter as much. But that's just a theory, a dick theory.
>>17097152
>DAMAGE CONTROL
>>17097158
>But that's just a theory, a dick theory.
10/10
>>17097158
i've had amazing sex with guys i wouldn't want to see again. and i had horrible sex with guys i loved. go figure
>>17097160
Im a man you faggot
>>17097173
I know faggot.
>>17097173
>>17097181
now kiss
>>17097127
After the pregnancy, I mean. Most boobs end up covered in (more) stretch marks, deflated, bigger areolae and large knobby nips
>>17097171
What about women?
>>17097190
well, mine didn't change. not even now, 4 years after stopping to breastfeeding. they still look exactly the same
>>17097191
what about them?
>>17097198
>denial
>>17097206
no way to prove you wrong, so believe whatever you want
>>17097198
Post them.
>>17097211
i did
>>17097218
>>17096992
>>17097010
MILF
Still ..breh you posting your boobs when you have kids..... breh.....
>>17097098
>Bf
Single mom detected.
>>17097235
>posting your boobs when you have kids
what does one have to do with the other?
>Single mom detected
just not married yet
>tfw big tiddy gf
:3
>>17097239
>what does one have to do with the other?
Breh...just....just....breh.......
>just not married yet
Breh........breh..... just ....breh......
This explains why a bigg tittied milf is on 4hcan...
What happened to people?
>>17097239
>kid
>not married
So how often do you fuck Tyrone anyways, and is your bf into cuckolding naturally or did you force it on him
>>17097251
why so bitter?
i'm not a cheating whore
>>17097250
breh...
>>17097252
The people must know if the baby daddy is the daddy you currently pounding, mam
>>17097263
ofc he is
>>17097251
>So how often do you fuck Tyrone anyways
>Posts boobs on a anime image board site
>Single mom
>Thinks it's ok to do this "what does one have to do with the other?"
Holy shit this might be a race mixer too..... well humanity is fucked
Time to commit collective suicide .....
Right Wing Death Squads when?
>>17097264
So why hasn't he put a ring on it
>>17097270
>>Single mom
except i'm not
> race mixer too
i'm not
>Posts boobs on a anime image board site
so, are you going to be the first one to throw the stone?
>>17097273
he will. next summer.
he was away a lot
>>17097270
Soon my friend
People are waking up
Soon we will return to the golden days of killing all non Orientals or whites
Axis powers return when
>>17097276
>i'm not
It's ok guys
It's ok
We are ok
It's fine
We have not reached ultimate levels of degeneracy yet.
We can still save this
Vote Trump
>>17097287
ok then...
>>17097280
>hes away a lot
Confirmed Carl the cuck as you fuck Tyrone behind his back
Well good thing because you're a woman you can trap him when you give birth to a nigger baby
>>17097286
>non Orientals or whites
What about the Southern cone son?
>>17097291
how sad do you have to be to think that every girl is a cheater? i have never cheated on him and i never will. especially not with tyrone. wtf breh...
>>17097290
Now post ass
>>17097303
The fact you show em titties online does not do good for your argument, unless it's something he is into and he's currently jerking it over your shoulder. In which case, this is fascinating.
>>17097313
>this is fascinating
the more you know
>>17097303
>especially not with tyrone. wtf breh...
>Tfw no qt gf who hates Blacks
Fucking Diamonds man
>>17097312
This
>>17097303
>not married
>boyfriend is away a lot
>posts tits on 4chan
>expects us to believe that you're not a coal burner
Cmon
>>17097297
Pic related
>>17097320
>not a coal burner
tfw aryan masterrace
now fuck off to /pol/
>>17097326
>>17097320
>Pic related
Post your face when Mauricio Macri Annexes Shout Brazil then Argentina/SouthBrazil invade Uruguay and Chile and create the United Confederate South while Trump gets elected and killes off Blacks in a mini race war and sends all the Mexicans back, Marci makes Bolivia and paragyau pay for a Marci Wall, then Spain And Italy join the Confederate South allies and kill the moors, all white leaning hispanics near the North see the doom and aplly for citizenship in the confederates then the Confederates Join with Nother Americans and declare total war on the Middle East and Japan and South Korea com in half way into it along side Putin Russia then half of the troops go rogue and massacre Africa until every nigg nogg is killed then slowly kill their way from the Confederates and North until their path is covered in moor blood and Murica will actually be America now.
>>17097326
Aryan master race tainting your bloodline with niggers
Good job
>>17097363
Breh... chilax she said she was not race mixing.....
She posted tits when she is a mom like a whore but she doesn't know better in this shit society now a days.
Plz m8 just focus on the dream
>>17097354
>>17097363
i'd never touch a nigger breh...
>>17097380
>says breh
>isn't nigger fucker
Stop
>>17097389
You started with the breh crap, reverse albino...
>>17097405
None of my posts did I get ever say that.
>>17097380
>>17097319
Hawt
>>17097405
Naw that was me m8
>>17097410
This is why we need Id's
>>17097421
>Id's
Agreed. It would really improve /adv/
>>17097467
You should see the samefagging SJW on /sci/
Right now we are at 5 to 1 posts here which is rare here but average on /sci/
Idk OP, I'm a 34 GG and I'm a little bicurious, but always disinterested when I see how small some girls boobs are, especially since my only experience is with my own.
>>17097622
For Christ sake post your tits from a better angle you an barely see anything and they could be jst pushups
Take pic with bra with the camera lower or on your back so tits look good and not pushups can be seen.
>>17097622
10/10 would creampie
>>17097622
pls respond
>>17097622
Holy shit, where do you live?
>>17097997
Fucking Beta faggot
Get a life man.
There's this friend I have. She's... Well, old enough to be my mother. She has an excellent pair, I've seen it once. Anyways.
She treats me like a son, she left her ex and she shoots down guys left and right. The only guy she trusts around her house and family is me. She's eternally greatful for giving her clases for free. She praises me a lot and her family knows enough about me, most of it good. I'm treated like her third son.
But I cannot stop thinking of sleeping on her chest. Everytime I hug her I'm happy for a whole week.
>>17098066
>She has an excellent pair, I've seen it once. Anyways.
G O F O R I T F A G G O T
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> She's... Well, old enough to be my mother.
?????? Do you have any idea what kind of legend you would be fucking this big tittied lady
Play with Dem BIG OL TITTIES
