Okay guys, don't laugh at me here, but I think I'm

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2016-05-01 02:00:26 Post No. 17094573
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 02:00:26 Post No. 17094573 [Report]

Okay guys, don't laugh at me here, but I think I'm dating a werewolf. I noticed that very late at night, usually around midnight, he always leaves even if it's in the middle of sex. Also he gets really hairy, and when he comes back after the times he leaves, all the body hair is gone and his clothes are dirty. I think that what he does is chain himself against a tree while he transforms, and he loses his body hair as he does it. This can be confirmed by the chain marks around his neck I saw yesterday.

How do I deal with this?

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 02:04:58 Post No.17094588
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>>17094573

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 02:06:24 Post No.17094594
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 02:06:24 Post No.17094594 [Report]

go to /x/, they tolerate this roleplaying shit

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 02:07:43 Post No.17094598
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werewolves change at the full moon, not every night at midnight

I think you're dating a pumpkin.

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 02:08:07 Post No.17094599
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 02:08:07 Post No.17094599 [Report]

>>17094573
I'll humour you.
Try just treating like a literal dog, like giving meat or even petting. Who knows....

But really tho, what kind of pot are you on?

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 02:10:53 Post No.17094609
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 02:10:53 Post No.17094609 [Report]

the real question is can you take the knot

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 02:13:31 Post No.17094620
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 02:13:31 Post No.17094620 [Report]

>>17094609
HAHAHAHAH DEAD

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 02:21:33 Post No.17094658
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 02:21:33 Post No.17094658 [Report]

>>17094573
Lololol maybe come to terms with the fact you probably have issues with beastiality

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 03:43:36 Post No.17094924
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:41:12 Post No.17095083
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:41:12 Post No.17095083 [Report]

Someone is domming him. As in he has a dom, and no matter what he is doing, he HAS to stop when the dom says so and go to them. Probably why he has chain marks on his neck because it's something to do with bdsm.

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:08:42 Post No.17095179
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:08:42 Post No.17095179 [Report]

>>17094609
>>17094598
#rekt

But seriously, give him a silver necklace for his birthday

But seri