How do I dance at bars and clubs without looking like an idiot? Whats the etiquette of dancing with strangers?
I just don't
Walk up to a girl, offer her a drink, take it elsewhere as soon as possible. If she has to dance, make it obvious you dont treat it seriously and do some stupid shit, make her laugh, say I tried to tell you in terrible haha I know roll your eyes and proceed to take it elsewhere as soon as possible
If you really must, just walk up and try to take a turn. Rejections are not common, even if she doesnr really want you, you would at least be some time killer before another guy takes a turn. The actual dancing doesnt matter, go youtube something if youre scared, but in all these years, I dont think anyone even remembers or cares who was the best dancer of the room, you just have to be open to the idea of dancing and flirting
most people can't dance for shit. Just accept that, get drunk enough that you don't care and have fun with it
Drugs. Dancing is all about confidence, and you dont have it. Once youve danced a few times it wont be hard cuz firmiliar territory, buy to start drugs. Either extasy (perfect for dance like no other) or shrooms (might dance, might talk to nature, either way a gr8 night.)
>>17093626
you dont need these exact drugs to dance
just take the edge off with a few drinks, the slight dgaf attitude will help
JUST FEEL THE MUSIC BRO
DONT THINK, DANCE
>>17093466
OMG dance for the sake of dancing. Not to look good. And trust me when you are having fun and goofing around you will look a lot better in people's eyes than if you are the best dancer in the room.
You aren't in a dance competition. You are having fun. This makes you more approachable too.
This is coming from a guy who does hotline bling dances, gets women to join in the fun, and then smashes later
>>17093834
you seem really really Normal.
>>17094290
I'm serious. Women don't want to be impressed. They aren't grading you like some judge in a competition. Girls just want to have fun. They want to lose themselves in you. Not give you a score out of 10. That being said of course judge the surroundings for how weird you can be. Don't be too weird but do be playful. No one likes a stick in the mud.
>>17093466
Be dimorphic (biggest proxy for attractiveness)
Get ramus implants, fix your eye area, do whatever lookism.net says
Then you'll be "good" at dancing
