Give me an extremely degenerate way to masterbate. Something exciting
>>17091046
Depending on your length and flexibility try sucking your own dick. Stretch a bunch first, don't hurt yourself. If you can't quite reach or just get the tip with your tongue then try to give yourself a facial or get it in your mouth.
>>17091046
Another option is to try and self fuck your own asshole. This needs some prep work. You need to stretch your asshole out a good bit before you start. Again, use lube and don't hurt yourself.
You will need at least 6 inches and you will need to be able to sustain a partial erection. Watch videos on how to do this and helpful tips.
> Protip: Don't get lube on your shaft because you will need to grip it to get it in there.
It feels more like getting fucked in the ass than fucking ass. Pretty cash though. My dick had friction burns that stung for a week after though. Probably will do again someday.
>>17091046
Whatever you do post the results.
I got bored waiting for a reply that dosen't require an 8 foot penis and just beat off while listening to Coil
Sorry
>>17091046
fapping to bestiality always does it for me
>>17091179
smoke a lot of weed before you do right away
