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>What's the best way to give a little kid memory loss?
I was driving my 1st grader sister home from school yesterday. She asked to go to McDonald's . I told her no but she kept asking. As a joke I told her if she shows me her private parts I'll bring her. I just realized that was an awful joke. I feel realistically I can't make her forget.
>>17078634
The fact that you went along and said that leads me to believe you're a pedofile deep down. Seek help. No "normal" person would have even thought to say anything like that, you should talk with someone about what you've done.
bait
>>17078643
I'm not .
lol you're FUCKED m8
You could have immediately given her a concussion. Or the roofies/chloroform you keep in your van for the other kids.
Not guaranteed though. Plus you might end up accidentally killing her after you accidentally rape her.
How is that even supposed to be a joke? Christ, you are one creepy motherfucker.
>>17078780
I don't know, it felt right at the time
>anime picture in the OP
if this isn't bait, then you need to be able to tell the difference between loli in anime, and a real-life child.
>>17078839
I'd rather explore what made you think this was a right thing to say?
>>17078634
You're fucked. Also you are a pedo, even if you think you're not.
>>17078634
Did she show you her private parts?
>>17078975
Why do you want to know???
Oh give me a break, loli-anime-girl.jpg... really? There are better ways to get attention you silly fool.
>>17079203
That's the name of it....I like loli and when you type in "loli " on Google search you don't get any hot/sexy loli stuff even with safesearch off which is puzzling. I never changed the c file name.
>>17078634
youre not a pedo, just an idiot. Just give the kid a couple beers and she'll forget everything
>>17078634
This >>17079235 OP, make her drunk. And then, do your thing.
>>17079160
To know the extent you took being a fucking weirdo?
>>17079244
Oh funny ..i'm not a child molester ..
>>17078634
>>17078634
You can't.
If she tells someone, you are fucked.
Tell your parents that you made that joke FIRST on your own, and then never make such a stupid joke again.
>play around with niece
>later on she jumps on you and rubs her crotch in your face right in front of her mom
Ha-ha, what the heck got into her, right?
>>17078634
Ya dun goofed, OP, but your tactics are wrong. You don't hide things like this: you tell the parents before she does. She's in first grade; her accounts will be sketchy and vague at best, and her parents' imagintions WILL fill in the details. Much to your detriment. By telling them first, they get your version, with your details, and this will go much better for you.
>>17078634
Pedoshit you wont be able to
>Initiate traumatizedhamstermouse.gif
Dude.....it came outta ur mouth cuz it was in ur head. U been thinkin it. U need to redirect ur head watch some different porn, go cold turkey on the loli. COLD TURKEY. Im figuring u like the idea of fucking adult wemen as well, so go find one. Buy one or harpoon a whale if u must, but get laid one way or another. Good luck.
>>17078634
I have a feeling this isn't the first time you've done this, or at least thought about it.
>>17078634
Just being molested might be traumatic enough to make her forget.
>>17078634
Haven't you ever watched "The Hunt"?
You're fucked mate, better prep with a dildo now for all the ass fuckings you will get in prison.
>>17078634
>>17080440
I've thought about but, but this is the first iv e acted out. I've gotten really angry at her and wanted to hit her but I don't.
>>17080594
You do understand this isn't normal right? You should get some professional help.
>>17080602
Yes I do, but I don't want to go to jail becuase I wanted help.
>>17080684
As far as I can tell you haven't done anything illegal yet. It's better to seek help now before you do something you'd regret. I don't know where you live but physician - patient privilege should protect you from anything you may have done.
>>17080710
I'm pretty sure if he has done anything they will tell the police but if it's just thoughts most will probably just try and help
b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8
good shit tho i loved the original request, was too interesting to ignore. you just shouldn't have gone for it all w/ straight up pedo shit from the start.
should have introduced that later as an embarrassed confession of what you really did
gr8b8m8 but yer still a lying pedofag
Starting them out early is always for the better! This way when she finally grows boobs she won't be as shocked when people tell her to show her tits. "Tits or GTFO." Congrats man.
Joking aside and if what you said really happened then you need some help.
