I stole my roommates alien fleshlight because he was in the hospital and now hes home and i cant put it back. He doesnt know yet. Wat do.
Bitchin chili recipe for repayment
>>17072225
Wear it as a sock
>>17072225
>posting shitty meme recipes
I had the perfect solution to your problem but now I won't tell you because of that.
>>17072229
Thanks. Its litterally the only thing on my tablet that isnt porn. Idfk wether or not this is a sfw board.
>>17072225
>hey bro, here's your fleshlight back that I borrowed. I washed all the jizz off after I came into it. Thanks for the "hand" (remember to wink knowingly), bro.
You're welcome.
>>17072226
Cocksock*
Done>>17072245
Hed kill me. I tore it. My fetish is fucking toys with toys
>>17072252
Wear it as a glove
Meh, if you have the money, you could always buy another one and be front about it. That or be front about it and repay him. Either way, it's up in the air. You clearly don't mind using a fleshlight he's used before, so perhaps he'd be fine using it anyway.
>>17072262
Too small
>>17072225
Hello OP.
Well, this is a somewhat tricky situation. What I would recommend is that you stretch that fucker as wide as you can and start pulling it down over your head. Once it covers your entire face, pull it off again. You have now been reborn
>>17072274
>Alien pussy
>>17072225
You could use it as a wallet for all your coins
>>17072308
How much is that? 1.87? Lemme finger da pussy real quick for change
>>17072225
You could also use it to store your bananas
>>17072245
HAHAHA WOOOOOOHHHHHH!
>>17072316
That is definitely my fetish
>>17072225
Brohaim! I don't know whether I'd hand with you or not. You got kick ass recipes, but you'd whizz where I jizzed. We'd be great for some freaky girl that likes that shit. You can have her after I creampie her 5 times...
>>17072225
Or use it when you handle hot pans
>>17072327
Im gay. I have a boyfriend. And we fuck on the regular. I aint fuckin no pussy, real or fake. I just put dildos and shit in fake pussy.
>>17072271
>t I borrowed. I washed all the jizz off after I came into it. Tha
>>17072245
>>17072225
jesus this is hot. wish id catch my roommate using my boyfriends fleshlight... though id have to buy him one first.
>>17072329
Bazonglo
>>17072336
This is op. I didnt fuck it. Thats not for me. I put my dildo and buttplug in there. Just to see?
>>17072346
bummer. still kinda hot tho. same dildo u used on your ass?
Op here. Just realized he puts cornstarch in there when hes done. So i put in some more cornstarch and some water in there for him. Just put it back btw.
>>17072347
Yeah. Kinda ashamed to admit it but i dont really wash em. Ive never seen shit or anything on it.>>17072347
>>17072252
>breaking another man's plastic vagina
You fucked the fuck up, fucker. There's a good chance he'll notice it's ripped before the next time he'll use it, which means there's a couple things you can. Cough up the $50 or however much it was and hope your ass doesn't get kicked out, or hope he doesn't confront you and get ready to lie if he does. If your retarded ass actually used it then look up how to properly clean and dry the toy unless you want it getting moldy, which is an even bigger sign that you used it. You should probably clean it regardless, since God knows how your grubby hands managed to tear it. If you don't keep his stuff properly clean then risk him getting his dick infected if he can even still use the damn thing.
I'd personally suggest getting on your hands and knees to apologize, and promise to cover the damages on top of buying him a new hole unless you want your sorry ass kicked to the pavement. Why you would do such a stupid thing is beyond me.
>>17072355
topkek
>>17072364
I pay the rent he just lives here on welfare.
>>17072364
OP should also service him orally
>>17072375
Hes my brother but i totally would.
>>17072355
>some water and cornstarch inside
>fucked it with your unwashed toys
You're a fucking retard. The cornstarch goes outside and around the hole to keep the outer material from getting sticky or covered in lint. Water inside will lead to bacteria and mold developing. You have literally created a scenario where he runs the risk of getting his dick dirty (should he use it again) because of your inability to think like a rational human being, and now there's no way he won't know someone fucked with his stuff. Not only did you break it, because one it gets ripped it doesn't stop, but you fucking soiled it.
>>17072391
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>>17072421
Did I fall for a saucey copy pasta, anon? You can tell me.
>>17072439
Yes
>>17072439
No you didnt. This is oc, and all true
>>17072444
Prove it
