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can a big cock get you laid, just by itself. i'm a 25 year
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can a big cock get you laid, just by itself.

i'm a 25 year old virgin, white, ugly (skinny, balding, bad facial aesthetics) but the only genetic thing i was blessed with is an 9 inch dick.

i understand i can't walk up to a girl and tell her im big and expect anything but her thinking im weird as fuck to happen, but im curious if there's a way to make anything happen with an average looking male just based off the size of my dick as an experiment.

not sure if ill try anything for real but im it's an interesting thing to think about.

made a same-ish thread on /fit/ earlier but got banned for it.
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Wear tight clothes, wear skinny jeans and make your penis visible.
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>>17064666
i doubt people will notice
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>>17064717
Maybe it depends on where you live but many girls (esoecially the whore ones) always look at men's crotches, even at mine but they turn away quickly because I have a small dick, they stare at big cocks.
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>>17064759
i'm European and I haven't really noticed this.

maybe I haven't been looking for it lol.
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>>17064658

A very small % of women want a guy with a bigger dick because of their mental issues.

More women would NOT want a guy with a bigger dick, but also a small %.

Some % of women would want to TRY a bigger dick.

The other majority of women don't give a shit.
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>>17064658
Have your cock surgically removed, then reattached to your forehead. Then you won't even have to tell chicks you're hung.
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>>17064773
how do i run into either a or c.

>>17064776
i know this question is retarded but people i know (male friends) actually joke about how im a virgin with a dick this big, so surely it means something even if i dont believe it does myself.
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Need pic for proof.
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>>17064781
not posting that here. give me skype or something and ill show you, either through pics or on cam.

nothing to gain by lying though because i havent fucked anyone before.
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>>17064780
>how do i run into either a or c.

They generally aren't going to make it known. But a lot of older women (30's and 40s) that never had a big dick would want to try one, esp. divorcees and the like.

You're just not going to know by looking at them; they could be very quiet and want a big dick; or be very loud and not want one.
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>>17064791

And the point is...you fuck them...then what? You're just going to sit there silently? What do you think is going to happen after you have sex?

Just find someone you can relate to you as a friend, don't lead with your dick.
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>>17064658
I have multiple friends who physically cannot handle dicks larger than 6 inches. Some are cumdumpsters and still couldn't. Don't rely on your big dick. Feel confident if you like the way it looks, but also know that many women are gonna be scared and refuse you for being too big, or get hurt when you put it in.
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>>17064658
Post pics of yourself so we can see what you need to improve.
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>>17064658
No. And sorry, but a 9" dick is not a blessing to most girls.
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Maybe on craigslist or some shit.

Otherwise, No.
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>>17064824
This. You'd be quite popular among other guys though. Might be able to earn some money doing cam shows.
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>>17064658
Only advice I can give you is to actually focus on your looks and confidence. Surgery is always an option.
Either that or become rich as fuck so you can get some gold-digger wife rom Russia.
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That girl in the pic has such an average looking face. It's sad cause her body is very above average.
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>>17064658
I've definitely had sex with a girl specifically because of the size of my dick. but that was one girl and only a couple times.
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>>17064658
Fit and 9 beats fit and 6 and I hate tellin people the truth sometimes
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>>17064658
It does not work in your favor at all. At best it is a nice bonus once the pants come off. Technique will trump size
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>>17064759
They stare at big bulges. My cock is a 17cm, but my balls are huge, so I catch grills staring often.

>>17064768
Probably you haven't. The more conservative the society is, the less likely they are to look. Unless you're actually from Turkey.
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>>17064658
> 9 inches
> big
For a white boy, maybe
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>>17064658

The fact that this post isn't even a troll is shocking to me.
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>>17065540
>90 IQ
>smart
For a negro, maybe
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>>17065497
This.
I wear long shirts/flannels so women don't look at my crotch. My eyes are up here, ladies.
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>>17065497
>My cock is a 17cm, but my balls are huge, so I catch grills staring often.

Lay off the porn chump
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>>17065587
why is it shocking?
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Craigslist. Be honest about your size, include a picture but blur your face, just tell them what you want but don't mention being a virgin.

You'll get a reply, doesn't even have to be an ugly woman, just make sure you play it safe.
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get into porn idiot
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Women don't care about penis size nearly as much as men do, you're better of just finding a guy who wants you up his ass.
What women need is emotional security and or feeling like you're a good catch with high social status of some sort, it's not like men who are visually stimulated by big tits and what have you.

There's a reason porn aimed for men and for women are completely different
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>>17065587
>The fact that this post isn't even a troll
>fact
We are on 4chan, it's like being concerned about the realism of sitcom dramas.


>>17066281
A fine suggestion, with a caveat: porn requires more than just a big dick, a small percentage of men has OP's size, amongst them a small percentage can actually maintain their erection during hours of shooting (Jack Napier, Shane Diesel, Boz succumb to this, which is why experienced actresses can have sex with them relatively easy, because they are barely ever hard), unless OP is fine with pumping viagra everyday to an early grave.
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OP, are you fat? Very relevant to what i will suggest.
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>>17066345
>pumping viagra
i'm pretty sure most do exactly that. and then again, porn is cut to oblivion. those are just guys with normal stamina too. it's just presented in a way that looks like they can stay diamonds for such a long time. i'm pretty confident that even op could pull this off
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>>17064658
girls travel in packs, so find one that you really like and get to know her group of friends. no doubt there's at least one sub par or ugly girl in the group, so try your absolute hardest to get a one nighter or fuck buddy situation with her, but make sure she knows you're not interested in dating.

after boning her once or twice she will no doubt spill the beans to her friends that you have an absolute monster cock and if any of the cuter ones are size queens you've got a match made in heaven

shit some of the cuter ones might just fuck you to see if it's true
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>>17066354
My suggestion is this: go on Tinder, OKC, Craigslist. Any dating website that gets people laid. In your profile explicitly state that you have a fetish for fucking girls in a mask (make sure it isn't a weird or scary one). Start lifting so your body looks good and use pics of your dick, you out of the shower, and you naked with the mask on. Be confident in your abilities. Thoughts?
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>>17066354
>>17066370

i'm skinny.
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No, in 7.5" and I am a virgin. That's probably more down to how I know very few women though
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i'm gonna try craigslist lol.

thanks for the tips.
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Yeah I have a very big dick and it's a nightmare. I get very stupid girls to sleep with me and they are very stalkery. I want it to stop but in the same time my dick wants it to go. I am drunk.
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i put up an ad.

let's see what happens.
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Laid? Probably.

A decent relationship? Not by itself.

Just work on yourself as a person and the right girl who can see past your looks will get the nice surprise of a 9 incher.
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>>17068342
i dont really care for a relationship at all.

i honestly just want to get laid.
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a big dick will not get you laid, this is a porn myth. What if a butt ugly girl was like "I have a tight vagina", would that make you want to have sex with them? Dicks are ugly, it's not attractive separate from the context of an attractive person, otherwise girls would just marry dildos
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>>17069404
ive heard so many conflicting things now that i'd rather just try it out.

many people are claiming some women do care even if it's just to try it out once.
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>>17069404
You're half right. A big dick by itself doesn't but women respond to mental and emotional stimulation, so if you know how to spin a tale about how amazing she is and how she's going to feel with your big dick you'll get laid a surprising amount if you work on baiting their curiosity.

I have a big dick and i can get many girls itching to try it simply by appealing to their senses of excitement and curiosity and that's before they even see it.

Work on your whole game plan, the dick is a central theme but you gotta sell it. Once sold they'll be more than ready to try it.
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>>17066726
I have a 8.5 inch dick and posted on CL and I found a 350 pound bitch to fuck me she was 34 I was 18 and she was amazing and I don't even like being with fat fucks and would never date one but Fat pussy is usually neglected thus tight she said I was bigger than her husband and I she let me fuck her with no condom and made me blow my load inside her it was so good im diamonds thinking's about it. I hit her up and she has a bf now but


>mfw I came in that pussy before him

what a cuck
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>>17066367
They do talk, I can attest to that. Boning the least desirable girl isn't wise though because the others may get very defensive if she's upset about being used.

I found pursuing the middle of the pack works best, because the others take more notice. A short relationship works best than a ONS because she will "talk you up" when she's secure, that's when she'll confide in the others about your dick size. You'll be able to tell when she's done this by the looks you get.

After that, if you end a relationship with her it'll be easier to get one of her friends to experiment with you, even if it's just to satisfy her curiosity.
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Expecting a girl to have sex with you just because you have a big dick is like expecting someone to want to drive a car just because it has a big engine. The looks, the overall experience, the smell, there are dozens of other very important factors.

Stop trying to figure out how to get a girl to fuck you just because of your 9 incher. Start working on being someone who can get laid even with a small dick, and be happy that's not the case.
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>>17069624
Eat shit then end your life
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>>17069624
Kill yourself
No one will remember you
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>>17064658

With women? It might help a little bit on Tinder.

With men? Hell yes.
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>>17064658
Not unless you want the queen of sluts. Normal girls don't care, so don't plan on a real relationship coming out of that. You'll end up with some psycho sex-crazed bitch that will look for other dick while using yours.
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>>17070319
again i don't care, i'm literally looking for the queen of sluts, i don't care for a relationship.

>>17070075
i'm well aware how easy it is for me to get laid with men because of my size.


anyways i got a little drunk yesterday and really lowkey mentioned my size to some of my really drunk friends lol.
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>>17070337
Then yes, it's easy. Also the closer you get to L.A. the more likely it will be
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>>17070356
sadly im european.

why would LA be easier? i dont know much about america.
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>>17070594
Im european too and even i know L.A is known for its strong gay presence
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>>17070636
oh getting to fuck a guy is really easy with my size lol, pretty bizarre actually.
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wear a sign around your neck that says "Big Dick"
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Everyone who's saying it won't get you laid are either prudes or have an average dick.

Some women absolutely care.
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>>17070739
Im pretty sure most people can fuck a guy, the requirements are basically being able to breathe dude
Fucking girls however is a diffrent story, that shit is hard

If youre only looking to get laid and dont really mind then go for a girly looking guy, its infinitly easier than trying to get a girl and it cant be that bad
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>>17071218
>can a big cock get you laid, just by itself.
>just by itself

I'm no prude and personally I don't know anyone that cares about it enough to overlook everything else. Perhaps it's hard for you to understand, if we need something big to stuff our vag we could just use dildos. I'm a bit into BDSM and role play (usually sub) and the chemistry factors like mood and emotion are irreplaceable.
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Just get hard and take some pics, then post them on craiglist, see what bites. You're definitely going to get a shit load of men emailing you, but some girl's might be interested.

In general, no girls don't care that much about big dicks, but....most would like to try one.

Don't tell them you're a virgin either, you're going to want to have some confidence.
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>>17064773
This is actual fucking autistic bullshit don't listen to it. At all. I won't present a counter argument, just don't listen to this fucking moron because it's wrong, and probably a girl with a small dicked boyfriend who typed it, or a guy with a small penis.
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>>17071315
I've got a big dick and I have been laid a few times by just taking a pic and putting it up on c/l. It's worth a shot, but personality definitely does come first with a woman, even if they're initially attracted to your wang, they'll still want you to have a good personality. If you pull the insecure virgin bullshit, they're not going want any.

I've gotten laid way more by just going on a date with a girl, then later text them or something and say I'm just sitting around watching porn. then they ALWAYS go, "Lol, so what do you do when you watch porn?" and i say what do you think, i'm playing with my big dick. Then you send pics maybe, and tell them to come over and give you a hand. I used to pull that gag all the time, usually worked, or at least got them interested in sex at a later date.

Keep in mind, in that scenario, they were attracted to my personality in the first place.
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>>17071351
im aware. i consider myself too ugly for dates and i dont have confidence.

again i just want some slut to suck my dick, maybe fuck or whatever.

ive gotten replies on craigslist but so many of them are guys its actually hard to keep track lol.

ill have another look tomorrow, thanks for the help guys, peace.
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>>17071351
>tfw I'll never be able to pull something like that off

Why even live
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>>17064658

Women get cystitis with big dicks. Big dick fixation was created by homos in the porn and fitness industries. Women have about four to five inches of vagina nerves anything more is a waste.
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>>17071937
No matter what the vagina comfortably accommodates it's what she fills her mind with that ultimately leads to having her vagina filled.

There are a lot of girls who are fascinated by a big dick. Even if they just want to look at it or touch it they are indeed attracted by the thought of it. Some won't want it in her but will happily get you off by hand.

You need to have an attractive cock, not one of those mangled, turkey neck, industrial accident survivor style cocks. It needs to be smooth, clean and well proportioned. If it's ugly then you won't be able to sell it.

Likewise if you're ugly or have a poor personality it doesn't matter what your dick looks like.
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