The image is 100% true. I have never masturbated in my life.
I have just recently began to try to use lotion to masturbate. I sit there for like 5 minutes stroking it, reapplying lotion a few times, and while it gets hard at the start, my penis literally just starts softening up on me. I dont use huge amounts of lotion, just enough to get my hands coated in it.
When I'm masturbating, I don't even start precumming., but I do get hard and even precum when I am just seeing dirty pictures or messaging with a girl on Kik. I know I can orgasm, because I have wet dreams.
Please, please help me r9k. I literally need masturbation advice, this is how autistic I am.
>>17013718
Buddy, next time, don't use one for ants.
>>17013708
Is there a reason why you haven't? If it's due to a lack in sex drive, you may have low testosterone and should look into getting yourself tested.
>>17013708
Enjoy it while it lasts, because once you figure it out it will become an addiction and you'll never be able to quit.
>>17013766
This. If you aren't baiting (literally, no pun intended) then don't get into this degenerate habit. I despise being me for I am a filthy fapper who has failed several times and each time I feel closer to dementia/suicide.
Don't start, better yet get married.
Oh, Im sorry bro, your problem is one of biggest I have ever heard, you should look for government help, they have the obligation of giving you that crucial thing
>>17013708
Well, this isn't /r9k/, but honestly just feel yourself up and see what feels good. Tight grip, loose grip, fast, slow, focusing on the head or the shaft or both, fondling your balls, taint, asshole, etc with the other hand, going at out dry or wet, using different sorts of lubricants (and research this ahead of time, I found out the hard way early on that shampoo can burn like a motherfucker), the list goes on. I've never tried out toys, but that works for some people. Masturbatory aid (read:porn) can be a big help if you find something you are turned on by. If you're on 4chan, you might have weird fetishes, but fear not, porn exists for it.
Also be okay with not having figured it out cause if you don't feel like you need to masturbate, don't bother. My best masturbation sessions are the ones where I catch myself off guard with how much I want to get off and simultaneously find something that turns me on a lot. Worst are the ones I force out.
>>17013708
I didn't use any lubricant at all for probably ten years. I mostly do now, but they're different styles and different experiences, and I'll occasionally deliberately go dry just to change things up.
