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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nLknXNYYNt
because i don't want to be productive today.
sorry if my voice is weird i cant help it :(
Will you be my GF?
>>17007665
probably. what's your annual income?
>>17007669
kek
how do you tell if a girl likes a guy
>>17007682
Not this shit again
the autism is strong with this one
>>17007689
Which one?
>>17007669
0$
In College.
>>17007669
i thought you had higher standarts. what has happened to your dream of finding a buff guy to go to the nude beach?
>>17007694
Maybe she just needs a friend
>>17007669
I made $1900 AUD last fortnight
>>17007642
How does a person get better at showing affection? I really like someone, I love her really, but I'm just really bad at being loving. I don't know if I can explain it well enough but I'll try. In my mind there's so many things that I want to do but everytime I'm about to I pull away as if I'm doing something wrong as if I'm doing something wrong. But I know in my heart it isn't. It's like I've been shackled. It's honestly probably just my childhood but I want to get better. I know can get better. I need her. She makes me feel good as a person and I want her to feel good, to feel loved.
>>17007682
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00zHBcdQqsg
>>17007692
>>17007694
yeah i'm not actually looking for a 4chan bf. and my standards are pretty high. thought this was kinda obvious but you never know.
i hope college is going well.
>>17007702
wtf is a fortnight. are you from the 1800s?
>>17007699
>Will you be my GF?
i don't think so
ignore me, just posting faeries
>>17007704
fortnight is 14 days
people are paid every fortnight fag.
>>17007708
She didn't ask that lel.
>>17007717
not everywherer homosex
>>17007718
>>17007642
how do you get agirl to like you
>>17007703
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iqS8Kh1lo4
>>17007713
i fucking love faeries. you are a badass <3
>>17007717
don't cal me a fag please.
>>17007718
yes i know?
>>17007719
I was in a FWB with a guy for 5 years, but you are the faggot, faggot.
>>17007721
You're a huge faggot with a shitty voice who jerks off to faeries
>>17007729
wow, somebody desperately needs their prostata milked
>>17007720
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eSRYBvm4u6
>>17007729
you can suck my dick bitch
>>17007756
You're so cute
>>17007756
She genuinely smiles at me and stuff but she's super shy and goes on her phone after lecture so it's hard to ask her stuff
>>17007779
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p3clhII4CC
just talk to her and be friendly. you gotta approach her.
>>17007704
>standards are pretty high
Yeah, that's probably why you are still single. Very few people actually score 9/10s or 10/10s. If you want to continue having high standards then enjoy being a spinster. Your desperation tells me that your standards are higher than you can afford to have based on what you bring to the table.
>>17007884
okay?
thread is for advice not for being a dick.
>>17007894
It's 4chan being a dick is always relevant.
>>17007904
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lcm4JOYKWW
>>17007704
>my standards are pretty high
but you are a tripfag on 4chan so something somewhere must have gone terribly wrong ..
>>17007942
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nLknXNYYNt
You've just helped me in my thread and I thought I'd also come here to show my appreciation. Thanks for doing what you do.
>>17007942
I was being facetious. I just see too many people that could easily be happy if they weren't so shallow. Generally you will not get someone that is out of your league. I just see these people throwing away potential happiness and it irritates me.
>>17007961
fuck settling. i'm amazing and deserve the best :)
>>17007965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VSHqoOCuJl
<333
>>17007968
i don't thnk about leagues and the like. mostly i'm looking for a guy that i know i could live with. most i can't, i don't think. i'm kinda weird and need a specific kind of man for us to function properly as a couple.
Can you read this
>Most of the time, I'm a pretty normal woman with normal interests and I live a pretty average life. Every so often, however, I wake up in a certain mood...I know it's happening before I even wake up... I'll have a dream of a sexual nature and wake up grinding my hips into my bed, pussy wet, and nothing but sex on the mind. I'll try to combat it with some first-thing masturbation, which occasionally will work, but sometimes I just can't be satisfied.
>>17008043
do you have a question or something?
>>17008057
he wants to know if you ever fucked a black guy
>>17008057
can you read that paragraph ?
geez
>>17008057
I thought this was a ask thread. He asked you to read this paragraph, What is so fucking hard. Don't make a thread for asking if you dont deliver. supply it now or i'll make my own thread.
>>17008043
>>17008061
>>17008069
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nDPMmSYrKe
i don't think it sounds so great. i'm not very good at being sexy voice. just sounds wrong to me :/
>>17007791
I know.
I'm going to do it but.
She's straight onto her phone after every lesson every day ect. talking to someone. What do I make of that?
>>17008087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i5GMglqxTk
>>17008079
sound like a nun
How about this ?
>I spend the rest of the day thinking about how I can really get off, I don't want to just cum, I want to have an experience, something new, something dirty, something I would never tell anyone about.
>I had one of these days recently. No amount of porn could get me off the way I needed to that day. I left for work horny and by the time I clocked out, I was literally soaking my panties. With nothing but filth flowing though my mind, I went home and got online.
I started just looking at porn and trying to find something good that I could slowly build up a good orgasm to. I went through dozens of videos and just couldn't get excited about any of it. I needed some company...
>I didn't feel like having normal sex, I really just wanted to masturbate, but I wanted a helping hand, if you will.
>I couldn't decided who to contact. I went on Craigslist and check out the casual encounters, nothing really jumped out at me. Then I remembered my stalkers...
>>17008168
i kinda want to become a nun so maybe that's fitting.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zkkT1QiQTC
>>17008193
being a nun is great
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bFK31PJJWM
Your voice is nice OP, don't apologize for it (makes people expect something other than "geeky american city girl").
Actually helped in a couple ways: reminded me how much i miss people talking like that (been abroad for a while) and reminded me how bad my anxiety's been lately (couldn't make it through several of these).
Anyway, a question: What are you doing with your life? Student, job, NEET, etc?
>>17008087
>>17008102
Don't worry about approaching someone like this on their phone, they may be doing it to fill empty time while everybody else is eagerly chatting away. I'm always checking my email, texts, etc even though the only texts i get are from the phone company.
From what i've heard and read, every introvert does this nowadays. Beats the hell out of standing still trying to act natural or doing the thousand-yard stare into the distance: seems less insane and doesn't stand out as much.
>>17008390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PV723qKvrt
i like nature faeries
>>17008397
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LtWPW3bHmD
>>17008441
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B8Mi2jnCyA
>>17008455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CDH91BDT5W
>>17008467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rQPymuXrCV
wanna join my rap group? you'll be rich and famous i promise
https://soundcloud.com/lordsizzle/uncooked-noodles-feat-lil-smegma-prod-l-a-n-g
ive noticed that most women that are into faeries are middle aged fat women. why are you an outlier to this
>>17008494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09HnNfeuZ4t
>>17008495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HqfgFisujF
>>17008543
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MMzEOsAr1s
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VAyza3PXks
How do you feel about cold iron?
>>17008672
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YQvmS5FueM
>>17008564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JTvL7ngqiu
>>17007642
>Ask a Faerie!
Have you ever stolon an infant and replaced it with a changeling?
Want to add me on Skype then, faerie?
