I don't want to escape the friend zone, what I'm interested in doing is trying get my friend to let me bang her.
as a relationship it would be a disaster but I really want to get it in just once
is this a surmountable obstacle? how do?
come on, gimme some love
>>17006459
oh, I tell jokes. Problem is she quit drinking so I can't even use it as a crutch.
I'm a simple man, I don't ask for much in life. just want to flip it doggy and get in that ass
You can either be honest or get drunk and make a move, either way you are trying your luck
Put a magnum sized condom in your wallet.
Next time you with her and paying for something, "accidentally" drop it and say out loud "Oops, I dropped my magnum sized condom for my magnum sized DONG."
Instant sex.
>>17006501
this...might just work
