how to find one? i hope he's cute.
i'm waiting patiently.
>>17006183
What the hell is a faerie?
>>17006183
delete this
>>17006201
>>17006183
Why can't you two date?
>>17006201
faerie x pegasus otp
>>17006198
surprised you don't know
pic is me irl
>>17006214
I honestly don't know you and I post on adv all day. I am willing to answer questions in good faith while you subtly troll me though.
>>17006224
there is nothing subtle about my trolling. but anyway advise me in how to find a cute boyfriend.
>>17006235
What are your current standards? Have you thought about pixies or other lesser fae? What bout some of those orbiting wisps that always seem to be following you around?
>>17006210
>>17006209
We live too far apart
Not sure if OP is girl or boy but ..
Even if you're a troll, I'll give the advice since maybe someone else has the question but doesn't want to post.
You make friends with all. Don't force it, just learn to make friends. Once you learn to make those bonds, you'll no doubt find someone you care about. Every relationship I've been in, it started as a friendship.
The problem is, if you find the one - do you think you'll be their one?
Cheers OP.
>>17006255
Oh man, that's opposite for me. Are you a girl? For me all the friends I've asked out have shot me down horribly. I've only had relationships with girls where we hit it off right away.
>>17006247
you're talking of course about will-o-whisps. and no.
i deserve the absolute best because i'm incredible. want cute bf who does exercise and meditation and holds me when i'm sad. he should want me always but never need me. we could spot each other at the gym and make hardcore protein kale smoothies.
we'll go to nude beaches and make vitamin D while holding hands.
>>17006255
i don't know how to make friends. can't talk to people.
>>17006278
What you're expecting is an elf but let's face it, guys like Legolas are out of your league.
>>17006311
This. Lower your standards, you can't have Legolas.
>>17006311
i'm willing to settle for a human. we'll make cute half elf babies xD
they will be ostracized and lead lives full of suffering as wandering minstrels.
I want to fucking puke
>>17006387
eat a dick bitch. this is a serious thread about serious matters. either help me or get out.
>>17006414
This thread is cancer.
Ask on /x/.
>>17006441
i'm just trying to find a boyfriend. thought some advice might help.
>>17006456
thought this went without saying but i'm not actually a faerie. i'm human and really would a bf.
Can't find a bf either. Feels bad.
I know I want a GF, but even I know this is a bait thread.
>>17006503
have you ever had one? boys are hard.
>>17006520
i'm a real person with real problems and an unfortunate sense of humor :(
>>17006551
Post pics or contact stuff.
>>17006556
i'm not wanting an online bf. let's just talk here and maybe you can help me find one irl.
>>17006278
Oh, then don't worry. If i can find a guy like that, so can you
>>17006585
Then dress up nice, have a few drinks, and go out.
Literally sitting at home and being antisocial gets you nowhere.
>>17006587
ii'm really not so sure, but thank you.
>>17006592
go out where? none of it seems like my scene. i'm more into books than boys. it's getting so lonely though...
>>17006601
Bookstores? Libraries? A coffee with your fav book?
>>17006601
Well, sure you can! I'm still baffled at how i landed a guy like that. But as it seems, me not being a bitch has helped tremendously
>>17006278
Go to some meditation groups, gyms, and nude beaches. He's probably at one of those. He's tall, tan, and muscular, right? I've totally seen him there. I'm sure you'll make the perfect couple.
>>17006685
lol. thank you :)
maybe i should try to find a sangha. would be a long drive but maybe a guy there would like me.
Ha shit, this thread is nostalgic for me. My first girlfriend was really into the fairy stuff as well... acted exactly the same way. We'd probably still be together, but we had to break it off because college ended and we weren't ready to move in together. Best year of my life.
Good luck finding your boyfriend, faerie girl. I'm sure he's out there somewhere.
Don't bother with boys if you are a faerie. There is too much competition like Indian princesses, mermaids, or even just regular plain Wendy girls from London. Don't even think about drinking poison for him. He'd rather fight a pirate or make rooster sounds than return your feelings.
Holy shit this is fucking cringe
>>17006727
everyone likes faeries, i'm pretty sure. happy to help you with some nostalgia though :)
>>17006742
hmm probably true. it's easier to be alone, anyway. faerie kinda elusive and quiet go figure
>>17006746
if you don't like it you're free to go fuck yourself
Bump still no bf
