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Describe your ideal mate, then describe yourself.
I'll go first.
>introverted
>passonate about science
>dependable and organized
>thin, wiry build
>glasses
Me
>shy and quiet
>kind and considerate
>a wide variety of interests and always wanting to learn more
>red hair
>average build
You don't have a type, everyone is compatible, you just gotta stop being prejudice
It would take way more than a post on 4chan to describe that.
>>16997070
Her
>a body that can change size a shape at will.
>prefect hair.
>bleached anus.
>literate
Me
>I look books
>and I like to fuck
Her
>A healthy female of breeding age
Me
>A cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal endoskeleton
Her
>Not fat if short
>not too fat if normal height
>fun
>knows when it is the right time to stop being fun
>understands me or at least understands that she can't understand me
>not depressed
>respects my way of thinking
>decent fashion sense
Me
>shy
>variety of interests but most are considered boring by other people
>I like cakes
>I don't care too much about what people think of me
Mate:
Over 70 years old
Independently wealthy
Has terminal illness
Preferably Jewish
Likes intelligent and spirited women
Me:
Intelligent and spirited
Much younger
Good body
Blue eyed blonde
Classy looking
Has daddy complex
great in bed
>>16997070
someone i coudl fit in with my hobby, which pretty much defines my entire life. unfortunately i cant seem to find that match, but i dont mind too much cuz my hobby takes up so much time i dont get to think about dating much.
i recently started dating again for the first time ever in 4 years.
>>16997070
Her
> not short
> preferably dark skin or Irish/Mediterranean heritage
> healthy (just has good hygiene and not obese)
> intelligent, at least in the sense that they always have a sense of wonder and want to keep learning
Me
> white, blue eyes black/dark brown hair
> /fit/, but with a bit of chub left over from being a fat kid
> Very intelligent with an interest in robotics, AI, and neuroengineering.
> Been told by friends that I am a funny and interesting person to converse with, especially when drunk
> Interested in pretty much all manner of outdoor activities
> Good job lined up once I graduate
>Stable personality
>Self-sufficient
>Educated/educating themselves
>Open to ideas, but with own morals
>Fairly good looking (not too much), but not fat
>With many interests
>Supportive
Me
>A bit moody/introverted
>Nice and giving
>Good looking
>Educated
>Hard working
>Many interests
Me: 6' tall, white, virgin, religious, blue collar, avid reader, talkative but boring, family oriented, into butts
her: chubby is fine, no bigger than london keyes. virgin, religious, any race, looks not that important, wants a family. Literally all I'm asking is for someone to read to the kids and occasionally gape her asshole or take a spanking for me.
>>16997509
>i want a virgin whore
k bro
>>16997077
>>16997070
What advice are you seeking exactly?
>>16997555
I'll be the first and only to put stuff in her butt
>>16997509
>avid reader
Jesus man, only idiots say this dumb shit.
>>16997384
What is your hobby?
Is skinny or even a bit chubby
Pretty face
Doesn't treat me or my friends like shit
Likes STH
Faithful and slightly clingy to me
That's about it
>>16998047
Shit forgot me
Stocky, told I'm funny and I think I am. I have pretty good amounts of charm, 7/10 at least. I've got a temper at times and I tend to over think things and can only trust certain people.
Her
>happy dog
Me
>some dumb idiot
Her
>a woman
Me
>on the left
>>16997070
>quirky
>weird taste
>laughs a lot
>doesn't take pills for depression.
>no fatties
Me
>makes mean jokes
>likes to make people laugh
>hates people but likes gatherings
>cats
>Skinny
M8
>breathing
>fresh
me
>trash
>possibly trash king
Me
>10lbs too fat brunette with glasses, neurotic bookworm, cat lover, tea enthusiast, likes drawing and crafts, patient, cautious, skittish, autismo 9000
Him
>genuinely nice, patient, reliable, not a moron, capable of forming his own opinions, dark hair, not a pervert except with me, willing to spend time doing mundane things together and maybe have a kid someday
>>16997209
>fun
Yet you sound boring af.
>>16998148
I know I'm boring, that's why I'm looking for a fun partner. We're describing our ideal mates, not describing what we can't actually get. Sorry.
>>16997070
Me
>short
>toned/getting fit
>shy
>secret sci fi/horror nerd
>sometimes too sarcastic :(
>sometimes ombre my hair blue or purple :( I'm young okay..
Him
>kind to me, at least sometimes please
>won't ghost on me after 3/4 years
>won't mind that I'm sort of nerdy
>not obsessed with his looks
>likes going to basement shows to listen to music
>generally smart, not looking for einstein
>not a total drug addict
>will see arcade fire in July with me
>>16997070
Her:
>Verbally intelligent(enough to verbally convey her thoughts and opinions on subjects)
>Moderately fit
>Thinish
>Not religious
>Ethically & morally sound
>Bonus points for red head but not essential
>5'1" - 5'4" tall
>Will put me above her family
>Must be ok with no children ever
>butterfaces need not apply
Me:
>Faux robot
>Keep myself to myself
>Interests such as music, anime, western media, landscaping, dawg, languages, science.
>Home body
>Strong moral compass
>6' 1" tall
>Built stocky with some love handles
>receding hairline
>Moderately attractive but cannot blue steel at will
Her:
>intelligent, as intelligent as is feasible really
>fit, preferably because likes to dance
>5'1" - 5'4" tall preferable, no higher than 5'7"
>actively wants to include me in her life and be part of mine
>preferably (not especially religious) Jewish; Christian or Pagan or agnostic also acceptable
>no drugs or tobacco and little or no alcohol
>faithful and devoted
>not interested in casual relationships
>can operate successfully in society without much difficulty
>quiet, optionally somewhat shy
>preferably brown-haired but not essential; long-haired
>likes reading, or at least is interested in fantasy and/or sci-fi
>doesn't actively watch tv or netflix
>mentally sound and a stable personality
>in field with obtainable jobs that pay an amount greater than minimum wage
>likes to educate themselves
>considers themself an adult/acts mature
>preferably somewhat old-fashioned
>agree on certain specific moral points
>preferably white, but other races are acceptable if culturally white
Me
>intelligent
>quiet
>has unconventional hobbies
>mature
>5'5" and within acceptable weight allowances
>long-haired
>I guess I look all right
>good cook
>not overly religious but vaguely pagan-ish of some variety
>will be willing to try to work things out in a relationship
>somewhat strong-willed
Am I describing my ex in the top part? Probably to some extent, but it's not like we were together for no reason.
>>16997070
Ideal:
>Diagnosable instability
>Nice but manipulative
>Night person
>Predictable
>Disillusioned
Me:
>Anorexic
>Red hair
>9/10 but standoffish
>Compulsive liar
>Emotionally volatile
>Paranoid cynic
I want to be a trophy. The only way I'm able to delude past the unkindness and stupidity that they're composed of is if they lovebomb me into a serotonin high.
>>16997070
Her
>can appreciate quiet time together
>loves vidya games, even better if they could kick my ass at some of them, would love that competitive edge to a relationship
>quirky but not autistic; can handle themselves like a normal person
>thin or thick but anything too unhealthy is a no no
>long wavy hair
>good sense of humor, loves to shitpost
Me
>thin, about 6'0''
>curly ginger hair
>freckles literally everywhere, fug
>pale skin, double fug
>enjoy teasing and messing with people but also love intimate conversations
>not afraid of making myself look like a retard; but only in the right company
>can adapt to different social situations, although that means I can be quiet sometimes
>green eyes
Her
>Asian
>Thin
>No white girl attitude
>Maybe a little shy
>Maybe secretly a bit nerdy
>Likes to have fun in her own way
Me
>White
>6'3"
>Work out every day
>Working on my Masters degree
>Good job, family has money
>Externally outgoing, but enjoys time in
Them:
>intelligent, I don't want to have to dumb myself down for them
>same dark and sarcastic sense of humour as I have
>is attractive
>has a high sex drive and the same/similar kinks, and can keep up with me
>tall
>not overly thin or overly fat
>can cook
>is affectionate and attentive
>respects me, and my family
>someone I feel comfortable and happy with
>is not religious and not overly political
>trustworthy, honest, and loyal
>doesn't treat me like shit or anything even remotely close to being treated badly
>similar interests (tv shows, music, movies, etc), though not necessary
>is understanding, compassionate, and kind, but won't sugar coat things when I need to hear them
>isn't afraid to argue with me
>good sense of style
>is financially responsible (no excessive gambling, no excessive spending)
>preferably drinks socially and will smoke with me
>has tattoos
>can be mentally ill, but actively working towards recovery
>idc if they don't have a job or aren't studying, but they need to have some form of income so I'm not always paying for everything
Me:
>too nice for my own good
>yet a real bitch if you get on my naughty list
>always horny literally 24/7
>small and petite
>painkiller addict (in treatment, sober now)
>several mental illnesses (also in treatment and on meds)
>poor physical health due to unknown blood disorder
>jobless due to mental and physical health, but on I have an income
>can cook occasionally but I get 'stage fright'
>lover of makeup
>heavy smoker (tobacco, sometimes weed)
>possibly starting my diploma this year
>fucked up childhood and life in general
>very, very stubborn
>constantly apologising for anything and everything
>can be very jealous and am constantly comparing myself to others
>abandonment issues
>I find it extremely hard to trust people
>but when I love you, you're my world and I'll try to give you everything
I pretty much described my ex (except he did treat me like absolute shit lmao), and I think mine's accurate.
