>>16985356
You can eat paper.

I saw shoenice do it.

>>16985356
Go to the kitchen and get an easy, filling meal. Stop being a lazy faggot.

>>16985361
I don't have any paper near my desk :((((((((((

>>16985367
But I'd have to take off my headphones, and then GET UP and WALK like 3 meters to get to the kitchen. HOW THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE HAVE MOTIVATION TO DO THAT?

"chewing gum when your hungry speeds up metabolism." -some guy i knew

Keep browsing the internet hungrily.

nigger

>>16985398
Isn't that the opposite of what I want?

>>16985403
But my stomach doesn't feel so good ;(((

>>16985409
Ya gum makes you really hungry

>2016
>no android smartphone to browse web

can't you plug in your computer in the kitchen

pause the internet while you eat or poop
using the brb command
you won't miss a thing

>>16985616
I have a smartphone, but it's pain to browse anything on a fucking touchscreen. Fuck that shit.

>>16985622
brb

>>16985356
order pizza

>>16985673
WOW OMG WTF BBQ HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? I thought I paused the internet with the brb command, I mean look, the post above you, it says brb! That means no one should have been able to post as the internet was paused!!!!!! So how are you able to post? WTF?????????????????????????? Holy shit this is bullshit man I must have missed so much while I thought I had the internet paused ;(((((((((((((((((((((((((((

>>16985622
you're a faggot, your stupid shit doesn't work, go die!

(also no point in ordering pizza as I'd have to get up to answer the door to get it)