Gf is coming over tonight to watch a movie and stay the night. The only problem I is that masturbated today and probably won't be able to keep my dick hard for sex. I jerked it about 4 hours ago and shes coming over in 3 hours.
What do I do? I wish I had some viagra or something
>>16983371
get alcohol.
Make her drunk as fuck.
She won't even asks for sex or remember the night.
Crisis averted.
Will she actually be disappointed if you don't have sex?
There's not really anything you can do. Either avoid sex or lie, I would not be honest about it.
I would probably do some foreplay stuff and eat her out, and tell some bullshit lie about my dick like "I'm on some meds for a temporary problem and I have weird med whiskey dick."
We've been wanting to fuck lately and haven't gotten together but have made plans on what's going to happen when we do. She had plans today so I figured I'dfap today and be ready tomorrow but her plans changed so she asked if she could just come over.
Getting her drunk will just Make her hornier. I can get an erection but I usually lose it after a few minutes of sensationless sex. She's tight too so if I'm not at full mast it will stop going I'm completely.
Aww man fuck my life. I think I'm going to flake and say I fell asleep
One hour to go and I'm nervous. Would tying a rubberband on my dick keep it hard?
>>16983371
this happens to literally everyone
it's not like you're gonna have an ED for the next month, not fucking once in a while is no big deal
just chill out man, don't listen to these virgins
>>16983404
>>16983382
>>16983376
if you treat sex like something you have to do every single time you meet it will become a chore
>>16983709
only thing keeping your dick from getting hard is your nervousness
>>16983371
Watch like, a ton of porn. Like, do it until she comes over.
And edge. But don't let yourself cum.
You'll be able to stay hard for sex later, then.
You can't get hard again 7 hours after having masturbated?
I think you should be worried about that.
>>16983371
Why won`t you buy viagra? We have it in literally every drug store. If it`s too expensive, buy some cheap indian generic.
>>16983371
Movie, sofa? Ask her for a blowy!
>>16983371
>I jerked it about 4 hours ago and shes coming over in 3 hours
7 hours and you cannot get hard ? you are gonna have serious ED problem when you get married.
>>16983376
>Make her drunk as fuck.
Illegal.
Unless you're an old man you shouldn't have a refractory period anywhere near that long.
It's not normal to not be able to get aroused because you happened to masturbate that day.