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Gf is coming over tonight to watch a movie and stay the night.
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Gf is coming over tonight to watch a movie and stay the night. The only problem I is that masturbated today and probably won't be able to keep my dick hard for sex. I jerked it about 4 hours ago and shes coming over in 3 hours.

What do I do? I wish I had some viagra or something
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>>16983371
get alcohol.
Make her drunk as fuck.
She won't even asks for sex or remember the night.
Crisis averted.
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Will she actually be disappointed if you don't have sex?
There's not really anything you can do. Either avoid sex or lie, I would not be honest about it.

I would probably do some foreplay stuff and eat her out, and tell some bullshit lie about my dick like "I'm on some meds for a temporary problem and I have weird med whiskey dick."
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We've been wanting to fuck lately and haven't gotten together but have made plans on what's going to happen when we do. She had plans today so I figured I'dfap today and be ready tomorrow but her plans changed so she asked if she could just come over.

Getting her drunk will just Make her hornier. I can get an erection but I usually lose it after a few minutes of sensationless sex. She's tight too so if I'm not at full mast it will stop going I'm completely.

Aww man fuck my life. I think I'm going to flake and say I fell asleep
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One hour to go and I'm nervous. Would tying a rubberband on my dick keep it hard?
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>>16983371
this happens to literally everyone
it's not like you're gonna have an ED for the next month, not fucking once in a while is no big deal
just chill out man, don't listen to these virgins
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>>16983382
>>16983376
if you treat sex like something you have to do every single time you meet it will become a chore
>>16983709
only thing keeping your dick from getting hard is your nervousness
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>>16983371
Watch like, a ton of porn. Like, do it until she comes over.
And edge. But don't let yourself cum.

You'll be able to stay hard for sex later, then.
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You can't get hard again 7 hours after having masturbated?

I think you should be worried about that.
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>>16983371
Why won`t you buy viagra? We have it in literally every drug store. If it`s too expensive, buy some cheap indian generic.
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>>16983371
Movie, sofa? Ask her for a blowy!
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>>16983371
>I jerked it about 4 hours ago and shes coming over in 3 hours
7 hours and you cannot get hard ? you are gonna have serious ED problem when you get married.
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>>16983376
>Make her drunk as fuck.

Illegal.
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Unless you're an old man you shouldn't have a refractory period anywhere near that long.

It's not normal to not be able to get aroused because you happened to masturbate that day.
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