“Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavily burdened, and I will give you rest. Take My yoke upon you, and learn from Me. For I am meek and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For My yoke is easy, and My burden is light.” (Matthew 11:28-30)
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Praise satan you faggots
what does jesus have to say about porn?
How big do you think Jesuses cock was?
How do you deal with faggots trying to shove their beliefs down your throat?
>>16974998
http://pastebin.com/xMQ9wAwW
Here is a resource for you.
Also never give up. They hated Him first and obviously never stopped.
>>16974998
Can Jesus help with my fetish of wanting to brutally anally rape a French maid, then force her to clean my house and suck my dick for the rest of my life?
>>16975325
He can heal any sickness.
Hidden Treasures In The Bible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-XqAHZiDRo
How We Got Our Bible - Very Important
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZsZLDWWZMs
Extra Biblical Sources of Jesus in History
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIrZZHC27QQ
>>16975265
>by not posting in this thread
>by looking the other way
>and most importantly by not being bothered by it
How do you deal with faggots who are morons? Look in the mirror and ask yourself how you deal with yourself everyday and you have the answer.
>>16975330
Sickness? I meant how can he help me get that to happen?
>>16975355
God does no unrighteous thing.
>>16975330
There aren't any bible quotes saying I ant do that. Why not do it?
>>16975359
Well fuck, man. How the hell am I supposed to get into this Jesus shit if he's not going to throw me a bone?
>>16975362
Actually yes there are. We aren't allowed to harm others.
>>16975367
It's not harm if you drug her first. Then she doesn't really care
>>16975366
Every knee shall bow eventually.
If you insist on being a troll about God. How do you expect God to respect you?
>>16975378
1. I don't want to suck god's dick. I wouldn't mind normally but he seems pretty uptight
2. I'll respect him as soon as he shows evidence of his existence
3. Just because I want to get something doesn't mean I'm trolling
>>16975359
Was it righteous when God was just fine with Catholic priests raping little boys?
>>16975398
You have resources in this very thread if you actually care to know God and receive his blessings.
Seek and you shall find.
>>16975404
Humans have always corrupted what is good. Which is the teachings in the Bible. That condemn those actions completely. Don't judge God based on the actions of the corrupt.
>>16975406
Dude, I just want my French maid. Where is she? I'd want her preferably in costume and drugged when she gets to me, but being restrained in some way works too, I can get the rest
why is jesus making me suffer so much?
literally all I want in life is a gf and a couple friends, but apparently that's too much to ask for.
I've been very patient. it's clear that if there is a god he's put me on this earth to suffer mercilessly.
>>16975415
Why do you want this vile thing?
>>16975422
Do you remember the parable about the rich man and the poor man?
If not you might want to pick up the Bible again. If you're having trouble believing. Pray anyway. With humility and knowledge of your weaknesses.
Try some videos by Chuck Missler. Revelation is a good taste of what he is like. He helps give confidence that the Bible is true and trustworthy.
http://pastebin.com/xMQ9wAwW
>>16975406
Some quotes from your "good" bible
"Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys." 2 Kings 2:23-25 NIV
"You may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way." Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT
"Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man intimately. But all the girls who have not known man intimately, spare for yourselves." Numbers 31:17-18
>>16974998
Why does god hate homosexuals?
>>16975423
Why are you calling a French maid vile? What did she ever do to you? You prick
>>16975422
Jesus rubs his nipples when you suffer. He touches himself when you cry.
>>16975433
>mixing bible translations to get what you want to hear
I see.
>>16975441
Because everyone know Christians never cherry pick the bible. All Christians don't wear mixed fabrics (Leviticus) and they all think that women who are raped souls have to marry their rapist (Deuteronomy)
>>16975445
Do you know what Jesus Christ came to do? He fulfilled the law and paid our debts in full. So that whosoever believe in him or even his Title/Name, would be saved.
I accept fully that slavery existed as a normal thing in Old Testament times. I also accept that it was bad to mistreat your slaves. Bad things would happen to those that did if you happened to be a Jew owning slaves.
As for the killing of woman and children. They were nephilim. Children of fallen angels.
Not that you probably care about any of this. I vaguely remember the site you pulled this from.
>>16975464
It's sad, disgusting and hilarious that you accept all of this fucked up shit just to justify your backwards beliefs you were taught at birth and you somehow make all of these mental gymnastics in your head to make yourself feel to superior to the rest of us when in reality you're just a hipocrit who believes in a fairytale
>>16975523
What part of everyone of us is a sinner and we all need to repent/change in our ways means I'm superior?
>>16975433
The Bible was written with the force and power of the Holy Spirit, you need to read it with the force and power of the Holy Spirit
Get in the Spirit and follow Jesus. It is said in His Word, "All Scripture is inspired by God and is profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, and for instruction in righteousness, that the man of God may be complete, thoroughly equipped for every good work." (1 Timothy 3:16-17). That's why it is important to read the Bible cover-to-cover and depend on the Holy Spirit for guidance
Just using Jesus' name and quoting Bible scriptures won't get you anywhere. You must personally connect with Jesus and for Him to know you. Your body is a temple. This is the new covenant. There is a difference between knowing about Jesus and knowing Jesus, "And the evil spirit answered and said, 'Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are you?' Then the man in whom the evil spirit was leaped on them, overpowered them, and prevailed against them, so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded." (Acts 19:15-16). Repent, turn away from your sins, get to know Jesus, get on your knees and cry out to Jesus to save you and to help you break every chains, the free gift of salvation is available to you for no cost, “Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, and you and your household will be saved.” (Acts 16:31b)
>>16975201
>Praise satan
Lovers deserve to be with each other. Judas Iscariot rejected Jesus to His face: “Therefore know that the Lord your God, He is God, the faithful God who keeps covenant and mercy for a thousand generations with those who love Him and keep His commandments; and He repays those who hate Him to their face, to destroy them. He will not be slack with him who hates Him; He will repay him to his face." (Deuteronomy 7:9-10)
>>16975216
>what does jesus have to say about porn?
Friend, I was addicted to pornography and masturbation. You need to get on your knees and cry out to Jesus in repentance and to ask Him to help you break these chains of addiction that the devil has bounded you with. Jesus says, "...whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart." (Matthew 5:28). Jesus is very clear on who enters the Kingdom of Heaven, "Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived! The sexually immoral, idolaters, adulterers, passive homosexual partners, practicing homosexuals, thieves, the greedy, drunkards, the verbally abusive, and swindlers will not inherit the kingdom of God." (1 Corinthians 6:9-10). You can overcome this my friend, Jesus will never give you a temptation that you cannot overcome, "This commandment I am giving you today is not too difficult for you, nor is it too remote." (Deuteronomy 30:11). God is faithful, and He will not permit you to be tempted above what you can endure, but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that you may be able to bear it. (1 Corinthians 10:13). You must choose who you love: sin or Jesus. Read the Bible cover-to-cover, repent of your sins daily, pray, pray, and pray
