>submit a short 1-2 minute video of yourself answering these simple questions:
>why do you want to work for us?
>what is your secret super power (i.e. why we should hire you!)?
>what are you the most passionate about?
How the FUCK am I supposed to say to these? What do they want?
just be yourself!
>>16962631
I heard about you through the internet and am passionate about JOB_DESCRIPTION. I am good at JOB_SKILL, which I developed over the course of my career at PREVIOUS JOB.
>Submit a video
What the fuck? Are you doing some sort of porn interview? Don't apply if they want this shit.
>>16962631
What job? How qualified are you? How long are you planning on working there? Is there anything that you enjoy doing, besides being a faggot autist?
>>16962683
>>16962687
No, it's a motherfucking burger joint. But even at this level video and audio recordings are everywhere you look.
I'm fucking NEET as the OP pic implies and I have next to zero work exp.
No offense but the company you're applying to sounds fucking dumb.
Is this for a summer camp? It sounds like a summer camp.
>>16962693
What the fuck kind of burger joint wants a video?
How old are you and long have you been a neet?
Any certificates like a foodhandlers or first aid?
>>16962631
Money
I'll do whatever you tell me too
Money
Add in some filler to extend the length and you're good to go
>>16962706
>How old are you
20
>and long have you been a neet
Since high school
>>16962631
>why do you want to work for us
Google the company beforehand and remember some vaguely impressive achievements done by it.
>what is your secret super power
I won't rest until the job is done.
>what are you most passionate about?
Becoming the best at what I do.
>>16962693
Lmao is it smashburger? I feel like smashburger would pull that shit.
OP you want to work for them because you want to be part of an awesome team that gets shit done with a smile (something to this effect), your secret superpower is that you never, ever lose your cool, and you're most passionate about meeting people and making your day.
Make sure you act super cheery and congenial while you talk. Smile more than you think is necessary.
t. gets service industry jobs a lot
>>16962719
Meeting new people and making their day* autocorrected fucking shit
>>16962719
Damn son. I'd hire you with that video. Hows does minimum wage and no benefits sound?
>>16962719
This is good advice OP. I hope you made the most of your NEETdom, welcome back to the real world.
>>16962719
Appreciate this answer. Thanks anon.
>>16962631
they want to make sure you are not uggers
>>16962631
>what is your secret super power (i.e. why we should hire you!)?
Don't deal with that crap anon. Just move onto the next place. If they're going to act like children now, just imagine working for them.
>>16962693
is this burgerfuel?
>>16962717
>Burgerfuel
Is this the kiwi's In-n-Out?
Anyway, I wouldn't. Look for another job because if you can't land one of these upbeat jobs on your own, you definitely won't have the skills to keep it.
>>16962737
If this was the 1950s I would've agreed with you. Jobs don't grow on trees anymore.
>>16962742
Yes. >>16962717
>>16962717
yea na i used to work at burgerfuel they only want the video to make surer you are not ugly or too socially enept to work there, that's why no girls who are below a 6/10 work there
good luck anon
>>16962730
Thank you sir I promise to work hard and clean your circumcised penis with my slobbery lips every day.
>>16962730
minimun wage in nz is $15.50 so sounds pretty good
>>16962754
Whoa nelly, you sound like I could replace you with a vending machine that dispenses tickets with an order printed on it.
>>16962749
That's the spirit. Come sit on this couch for the interview.
>>16962662
instant rejection,if you dont fit their shoe your done
>what is your secret super power
Yeah, no. Next job offering, please.
It's a two way street, OP. They've already cut out a ton of their applicants by making such a bizarre fucking resume requirement.
>>16962747
>that's why no girls who are below a 6/10 work there
Can boys be ugly?
>>16962717
>>16962747
that is just insane, and this is why
>must love burgers
>must be attractive
they're going to have a little trouble meeting both these requirements in a candidate. guess that's why they ask for a video.
>>16962999
Nice trips. What kind of jobs should I go for?
>>16963023
anything where a) you're qualified and b) you can honestly say to yourself, "I could work here for a year or two without wanting to blow my brains out or burn the place down."
>>16962631
God I fucking hate places that do this
I make a point to not even apply out of spite
All it tests is how well you come across on video, which is completely fucking useless unless you want to work in TV/Radio.
Anyway if you HAVE to do it, write a script as if you're writing a normal job app then memorise it and read it at the camera. If you wanna look good, practice beforehand.
>>16963054
>I make a point to not even apply out of spite
I'm sure they'll get over it. No offense to you, just making the point employers can get away with the most ridiculous demands because the market is in their favor and likely always will be thanks to overpopulation and everyone going to college.
>>16963054
>I make a point to not even apply out of spite
I bet they're devastated.
