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So I ordered small condoms and even they are too big for me.
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So I ordered small condoms and even they are too big for me.

(Caution Wear Iron Grip Snugger Fit
This condom is sized 6.69 inches by 1.92 inches.)

What do I do to find a condom for me I'm only 3 inches fully erect and probably at most 1.5 width.

I'm devastated I may finally get laid (23 years) and yet I can't find a condom....
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>>16957977
Order from india, they have special made condoms because they have such small dicks
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>>16957977
I hope to god this is a troll..
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>>16957990

I'm actually 100% serious and feel like shit.
I've accepted my small penis but I never truly realized how bad it is.
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>>16957977

Cuck
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>>16957997

Is that advice or an insult?
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Condoms are not made to fit tight, just don't let it slip and you will be ok.
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>>16958138
This pretty much. Just put it on and don't worry about it. The girth is what matters here. And if you really, really need help, I guess a rubber band isn't a terrible idea. Do it smoothly and nobody will know.

The extra residue will just help you last longer.

That being said....stop being a fucking teenager and using condoms. Find a better solution. I don't care what it is but find it cause condoms are lame as fuck (to clarify, going unprotected at all is NOT a solution).
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>>16958156
Do you have some secret form of contraception and STD protection that nobody's ever heard of or what?
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>>16958164
2016
>Thinking codoms prevent all STI's

Not even close, but better than nothing maybe

Learn to virology
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>>16957977
You made my day OP

I thought I had a small penis for years until recently, but I can barely get a regular condom over my glans


Good luck in your search, maybe get a prosthesis?
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>Get double-sided sticky tape
>Attach to inside of condom
>Insert erect penis
>No slippage

No need to thank me, OP. Generosity is its own reward.
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>>16958258
Probably work better to double side tape the base of his cock, and unroll condom onto tape
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>>16958243
>I thought I had a small penis for years until recently, but I can barely get a regular condom over my glans
Wat

How would you end up with a dick that big and think it was tiny?
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>>16958227
>Thinking codoms prevent all STI's
They're pretty effective unless they break or it's an STD with ulcerations/warts/crabs that make contact with your skin. Don't tell people not to use condoms you fucking mouth-breather.
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