>See gf a week ago
>Have sex with no condom, I didn't cum
>She took the birth control pill about an hour later
>She's on her period today
How do I convince her she's not pregnant?
Does she take the pill at the same time every day? If so, she's likely not pregnant. You can have sex without a condom on the pill.
>>16953538
Is she 12 or just retarded? Either is illegal where I'm from, naughty naughty.
>>16953538
She gets her period a week after the last time you had sex.
The birth control is not relevant.
She is not pregnant.
>>16953538
I have a lot of anxiety about getting pregnant so maybe I can help. Are her periods heavy or light?
>>16953544
She took the morning-after pill with levonorgestrel, it only needs one
>>16953555
Oh, you worded it as if she is on the contraceptive birth control pill, not the morning after pill. The morning after pill does cause periods, so she's fine.
>>16953551
They're pretty heavy, but it seemed lighter than usual this time.
>>16953562
My mistake, English is not my first language and I'm quite rusty, sorry about that.
Falcon-punch her in the abdomen.
If only there existed a simple to use and convenient test for pregnancy that people could administer themselves at home...I bet if such a thing, this amazing 'home pregnancy test' existed, it would be sold at local pharmacies and supermarkets. Crazy idea, right?
>>16953565
Sounds preggers
You can't convince that level of stupidity.
Sorry anon looks like you'll have to dump her.