They say you are what you eat which doesn't make sense because you sound like a huge pussy but won't eat one. Just grow a fucking pair and do it.

>>16948880
>cocks are visually simpler, and not nearly as gross

Boy you only say that shit because you have a dick. I've seen some ugly as sin noodles both cut and uncut, but uncut is objectively the worst looking

>>16949153

Haha, this.

I've gone down on 4 guys, 6 chicks. So my sample size isn't huge. I'm a slob, so I can attest that bady lady hygiene is nastay...but as far as my sexual encounters, I had a much easier time eating pussy. Jaw logistically that's obvious, but I guess where I'm going is...the average lady who showers in the morning/every other day isn't like, daisy fresh by nightime, but she's generally tolerable. A little musty, but I like that.
Average guy? Yeasty and vinegary in one day. What the fuck?
Also, man jizz is stronger tasting and grosser than lady goo.

Comparative anatomy aside, it's good I guess that you realize you need to just buckle up and do it, especially if you "fully expect" blowjobs.

How about this: vaginas aren't gross. I don't know what has made you feel that way, but I highly doubt your average het guy is born grossed out by vaginas. I know it sucks to have irrational disgusts, and it's not as easy as just getting over it, but yo

Fuck it.

I think you sound like a pissbaby whimp who has bought some bullshit about vaginas and female anatomy and can't reconcile his expectations with the reality. Get over yourself or do what you clearly really want to do and just suck cock instead.

>>16949194
>just suck cock instead
Do it op and when your jaw is sore, tired and covered in cum and saliva you'll be grateful for that Arby's goodness

>>16948880

Easy, OP: You're a selfish, lazy, squeamish lover. It's extremely common. You're like most guys. You fucking suck and no woman will ever really be satisfied with you, but at least you're not alone. If anything, you're in the majority

The thought of giving a guy oral is hot, but once it gets down to it I have some regret. I don't like the taste of pre or even cum. Dicks are kind of ugly.
Pussies on the other hand are nice. Shaved or at least trimmed, a shower before hand too. I've tasted myself and honestly I think I taste good, I like the way I smell too.
Suck a dick op and then tell us how great it is you fucking wimp.

I'm not disgusted by my husbands cock, but I don't like sucking it.

I am disgusted by semen. I don't know why. The color is weird. The consistency is weird. It's not homogeneous. It takes weird, even at its best...

But you know what? When my husband comes in my mouth I make a big show of opening my mouth all sexy and then swallowing with a little moan and looking like it just about made me cum to do it.
Because that's what makes him happy.

Fuck you.

>>16949232
You are a keeper.

To OP: get high out of your mind with xtc and try again.

I think vaginas looks gross too.

But I'll never be with a woman so I don't have to worry about touching one.

>>16949107
>>16949194
>>16949211
angry bi guys detected

seriously my disgust with vaginas isn't irrational they're simply physically gross to me. I guess the best way I can explain it is I'm terrified of gore/horror movies. A vagina to me looks like some kind of internal organ (inb4 it is) ripped open. And my mouth is delicate. At most I would like maybe finger one but ehh....

>>16949224
It is great in the sense that it's simple. It's cylindrical and simple shaped. A vagina is a disgusting hodgepodge of nasty flaps and tissues. Ugh. Gross. A dick is objectively more visually appealing, and it should be every girls or every straight girl's desire to worship them.

>>16949222
Nigga fuck you. Just cause I don't eat pussy I'm lazy and selfish as a lover? Vaginas are gross but that doesn't mean there isn't other shit I would do to satisfy a woman.

>>16949232
Fuck that, I liked where you were going, but you're lying. If you dont like something, dont do it. I'm trying to find a reason to like eating psussy so i Can learn to love it, but at the end of the day is semen makes you feel weird then pull it out of your mouth before he cums and jerk him off.

I mean you'll get less action but you say he's your husband so no worries

>>16949296
I wanna see you suck a dick op!!
-pounds fists on table-
SUCK!! A !!DICK!!SUCK!! A !!DICK!!SUCK!! A !!DICK!!

>>16949306
>Vaginas are gross but that doesn't mean there isn't other shit I would do to satisfy a woman.

Are you gonna give her lots of money? If not then give it to me

>>16948880
You can learn how to get over by growing a set of fucking balls, if you expecting blowjobs, you better do the same for your woman, i personally use a combination of eating out, fingering and pleasuring the nipples with a spare that just seems to drive my girl crazy. if you've got a problem with the smell of it deal with it, if it's taste suck on a freaking mint whilst doing it

>>16949306

>I fully expect women to suck my cock
>I won't even touch a vagina except with my penis
>I won't push myself out of my comfort zone for 20 minutes to make my partner feel good
>ew ew ew it's so gross I don't even wanna look at it

Lazy, squeamish, and selfish. Yeah. I stand by it.

Again, you're not alone. You're in the majority. You're just not one of the special ones that women actually like

>>16949306
>Just cause I don't eat pussy I'm lazy and selfish as a lover?
.. yes, that's exactly what it means.

Are you sure you aren't gay? 'Cause you sound kinda gay.

>>16949296
It's irrational because it's not based on any real fear, risk, or problem. It looks like something else gross so you get squicked because you're apparently a delicate little flower in general.

>>16949306
It's cylindrical with differing tissue types on the outside, veins, extra skin, and it's attached to hairy wrinkly things that are way grosser than a roastie.

You expect your dick sucked but you can't return the favor? I think you are a selfish lover.

I'm not lying. I'm sure he does sexual things for me he doesn't like. Not sure which things I suspect, maybe the frequency with which I like to be pumped is a little weird...but he still does it whenever I ask.


I get that you like titties and ass and dominating women. Those aren't traits of liking women biologically. Those are traits of liking things you find feminine. It's possible you're gay, but your gender-related conditioning is such that you're turned on by a fetishized version of femininity and gender dynamics rather than sex itself.

It's also possible you're straight and a giant pussy. Self hate is rough.

>>16949326
>i won't push myself out of my comfort zone for 20 minutes to satisfy my partner

that's not what sex is about lol what a dumb mentality

and I absolutely expect a whore to suckle on my balls like a good little slut. But lazy? absolutely not. Hypocritical at best, but for good reason.

>>16949323
when did 4chan become so buttmad SJW-tier? jesus. if it smells bad i probably won't go near it even if i am about to eat it, but it LOOKS gross. That's my main issue.

>>16949330
typical response. discarded. Look at pic related and tell me that's not gross. i know it's a SFW board but you faggots honestly think this is anything but nasty?

>>16949329
>>16949331
Is this tumblr? seriously wtf. "you must be gay"

>I get that you like titties and ass and dominating women. Those aren't traits of liking women biologically. Those are traits of liking things you find feminine. It's possible you're gay, but your gender-related conditioning is such that you're turned on by a fetishized version of femininity and gender dynamics rather than sex itself.

literally some LGBT bullshit

I just think vags look gross. these replies are absolutely retarded. I bet you're all fat feminists judging by these replies. I'm straight as a fucking line, I fuck pussy, finger it, all the other shit you can do to a woman except anal. I won't eat a pussy and suddenly, oh you must be secretly gay, selfish, lazy, etc? wow you guys are drinking the cuck kool aid hard

All I want is tips on how to look at a vag and not be grossed out. I couldn't even look at this picture while I saved it

>>16949353

You don't like female sex organs. You like female secondary sex characteristics. You like male/female dynamics.

So you like everything about women except the essential, most biologically relevant fact: vagina.

I don't know what kind of tips n' tricks you are expecting. "pretend it's a flower!" "Close your eyes and think of england!"

You have to just get the fuck over yourself.

that's an unflattering shot of a not-great vagina on a not-great woman. Honestly the grossest thing in that picture is her dark ass anus.

It's called "bumping uglies" for a reason. Junk is weird. People get over it.


Sex is about compromising to please your partner. You think they like sucking your balls? You're delusional.

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>>16949365
sex is beautiful, even with a throwaway slut. you're wrong. and all that shit about secondary sex characteristics so i must be gay, absolute bullocks.

bumping uglies, please, its likely called that based on vags alone. you're insane if you think i'm not straight, that is some new-age "non gender binary" quackery. I love bitches, women, chicks, girls. If you doubt that for any of your own delusional reasons I cannot continue to talk to you, you're insane.

All I want is a new perspective of vaginas because physically, they all might as well be the pic related to me. They all give off that vibe to me. I'll fuck one but damned if I look at it before I do. Being inside pussy is one of the best things

I'm so fucking insulted that your little bitch ass thinks I'm not straight. Fuck you. I'm not attracted to men in any sense even imaginable. I love curvature, round, simplicity. The vagina is a mishmash of layers, uneven, raw meat looking grossness. You're insane if you think otherwise.

Dont think I dont know that dudes who eat pussy only do so for the reaction of the chick, there is no way any sane person could look at that and want to stick their face in it.

>>16949375
fuck you, it might as well be a bait thread with all these bait replies, but I'm serious.

>>16949389
Kk calm down

>>16949380

Well, I didn't whip out any non-binary bullshit in that post. I was more trying to get at the fact that you're arguing that disliking vaginas' appearance is natural. I'm saying, no one thinks they're pretty, but most people don't have a crazy aversion.

I love to eat pussy. I like the smell of a slightly sweaty, aroused woman. It's animal and musky and good. I love the feeling of my wet lips slipping against and between hers. I like how soft an engorged pussy is, how I can press against it and be nuzzled deep between her thighs, buried in her flesh. I love the pacing of eating pussy. I love taking her labia into my mouth and leaving them just a bit pinker than before. I love the sweet taste.

There are people that like to stick their face in pussy. I think we're in the minority, but then, so are people like you who go on 4chan for a pep talk instead of just sucking it up like every other person does.

Your subjective experience/opinion of vaginas is yours, it's valid. What pissed me off is your insistence that everyone must feel that way, and that no one feels that way about dicks. Oh, and the selfish thing.

>>16949405
>I love to eat pussy. I like the smell of a slightly sweaty, aroused woman. It's animal and musky and good. I love the feeling of my wet lips slipping against and between hers. I like how soft an engorged pussy is, how I can press against it and be nuzzled deep between her thighs, buried in her flesh. I love the pacing of eating pussy.
Im with you on this, I love depravity and taboo shit. I just hate the look of vaginas. This whole thread has devolved into look at this faggot and I half expected it when making it but I want to be able to enjoy that whole labia part and shit

Even the cleanest, tightest pussies look okay, until you spread them and its just as nasty and fleshy and pink as before.


Also are you a dude or chick? cant tell and that matters. Im thinking you're a bi chick

>>16949418

Str8 dude. Straightish. Fap to traps.

Also how is loving a woman's nethers depraved and taboo?

But seriously...its some weak shit that you're grossed out because of a resemblance to movie gore...and you have a...what was it- dellicate mouth?
I'm not meaning this to say you're gay, but that's weak faggy shit.

>>16949436
I get your point but delicate mouth just means I'd feel gross as fuck for hours after if i ate a nasty pussy

and I dont get this:

>Also how is loving a woman's nethers depraved and taboo

>>16949461
Enjoying something sexually doesn't equate to depraved and taboo. Sensual, private, intimate and maybe a little animalistic. But depraved and taboo? Maybe if you're chewing it like bubblegum and sucking till her labia bruise.

I think you rub me the wrong way because your frame of reference for sex seems really porn-ish. good little sluts, etc. I'm not against kinks, I've got some myself...but ah...can you dig vanilla sex? Loving sex? If you have to make it depraved to get off, there's a problem.

Oral is a pretty normal sex act. It's not really depraved. I usually think of it as selfless and maybe a little dirty. I've got kinks I'd call depraved, and I'm guessing you're up for kinkier shit than oral, but somehow, oral is in this weird category for you.

Delicate mouth. Ho-lee-sheet. Get some Listerine.

And some psychotherapy.

Also, why no anal?

>>16949486
if anyone sounds like a squeamish little fucker it's you

Vanilla sex my ass. If you're doing it right there's no such thing. You sound like the kind of sad fuck who's going for a nice, neat little quickie.

Psychotherapy my ass. You can suck my balls. Oral isn't in a weird category for me, you're making all kinds of weird equivalencies out of who knows where.

>>16949519

Okay. Now it's pretty clear you're either a troll or the exact kind of insecure asshole I took you for in the beginning.

Enjoy your retarded hang ups that normal people don't have.

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>>16949519
>Op keeping accidentally saying gay things and attacking acknowledgement of the gay things.

>>16949590
you're so fucking stupid, I shut you down at every point you tried to make. you're fucking retarded. You keep trying to play the "Knowest more than thou" card and you're full of it! Insecure about what, kid?

I'm the same way OP.

I'm a bit of a picky eater too. If a certain food has a weird taste, texture, or smell to me it will gross me out way more than the average person so maybe it's all connected.

>>16948880
>when held open.

I never opened a vagina with my fingers. I prefer to explore using tongue and kissing around great labia while using my hands to caress her legs or some shit like that.

I do understand your gross tho. I only ate two pussies on my entire life and they were from my two gf's - one of which I had a 4 year relationship and the other I have a kid with) and I wouldn't dream to eat a pussy from a woman I don't really really like/am attracted to

>>16949107
top kek

Fgt

>>16949353
You're a butthurt little boy. Grow up.

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>>16948880

>bait thread

>>16949308
posts like this are why I still go to 4chan

>>16950130
>I shut you down at every point you tried to make
not that anon but
I read those points and that was A Paltry rebuttal. BOOO!! HISS!!!

>kid
Ur not cool

Also
SUCK!!A!!DICK!!SUCK!!A!!DICK!!SUCK!!A!!DICK!!

I feel very sorry for all the women who are stupid enough to be with you.

Just accept now that you'll be getting the worst of the lot. Women who are worth anything won't stay with you for a month. All you can be with is a drooling retard that hates sex and hates herself. SAAAD.

>>16948880
>I cannot look at a vagina outside of my being inside of one


Turn out the lights and close your eyes.

It's fine if you don't want to eat pussy. Just don't expect a girl to give you head if you won't return the favor. Your cock is not a gorgeous magnificent creature where any woman who says she doesn't want to suck it is "full of it".

>Vaginas are GROSS man don't expect me to ever want to go down on one they're nasty looking
>All women should worship cocks and if they think that penises are gross then they're fucking idiots
Yeah, this is bait.

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