>200 word essay due tomorrow
>Haven't even started
wat do? halp.
>>16946400
4chan is an 18+ site. Ask your mom for help when she gets home from work.
that's like a page, who gives a shit.
>200 word essay
>acting like that's hard
Is this b8
I can shit out a 200 word essay in 15 minutes, c'mon OP.
OP, how old are you?
tfw so particular about your wording that essays become tedious as fuck.
>>16946407
The general rule of thumb is 400 words a page, at least for English.
OP, you're being asked for a half-page essay. What's the topic?
>>16946646
How new are you though? This bait has been around for years
Post the topic, let us write it.
>>16946722
One word per post?
>>16946400
Pull out eurobeat and dont sleep till you done. Get rekt as shit senpai. You need adrenaline.
>>16946400
>200 word essay
That's cute anon, come back when you get to college and have to write 20 pages MLA format in three weeks.
>50 word outline due in June
>haven't started
I'm fucked
>Gotta write haiku
>Just one, for summer homework
>Haven't started. FUCK
>>16947200
"Today I was fagot" Write this and then copy it 50 times.
>>16946400
I have to write 3000 words in a foreign language for this Friday and I haven't started. I am going to die
>>16946400
Literally this.
>>16946407
>>16946408
>>16946424
This. I'll write it for you right now.
>>16946404
>Impying
In general I don't like tripfag attention whores but you've taken it to a new level, arrogant cunt assuming shit you don't know. I'm in med school and we have short 200 word essays every week. Grow the fuck up.
>>16948468
>implying this post isn't one of the oldest baits on 4chan
>>16948490
/adv/ has been my home board for 4 years. Even if it is bait I could care less.
>>16947200
OP here
I got an F :o(
