Both of my roommates are going to be out of town come Wednesday for a week, and I'll finally have the house all to myself for more than a few hours. I haven't had this in about three years.
What should I do with the house all to myself?
Masturbate to porn playing through the speakers.
>>16939998
Came here to post this.
It's the only sensible response.
Walk around naked, eat their food.
>>16939991
cocaine and prostitutes, what else?
>>16939991
Lol op I been there.
Just do whatever it is that your roommates hate.
Like my roommate hates it when I bust nuts in his socks and fold them back up and put them back in his drawer. So when he's gone I have a fap endurance session and let's just say he's going to have crustfoot for a few weeks.