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Men: Would You Kick Another Dude in the Nuts?
2016-03-20 16:00:53 Post No. 16938374
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Men: Would You Kick Another Dude in the Nuts?
Anonymous
2016-03-20 16:00:53
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Hypothetical situation: Random dude you can walk away from and never see again offers to let you kick or stomp him in the nuts. For whatever reason, you are positive there will be no legal repercussions for this. What do you do?
A) Kicking another dude in the nuts would be wrong. I'd feel to bad.
B) I'd do it but only a light one.
C) This is an opportunity. I'd seize the day and make the most of it. His health insurance will come in handy.
D) It's my responsibility to the human race to kick/stomp this man's balls. Men who want them stomped shouldn't have kids. He's satisfied, the human race is saved. Maybe he'll let me bargain for addition kicks and stomps before he realizes how much this is going to hurt.
Do you kick or stomp?
What do you wear?
1) Barefoot/socks
2) I keep my shoes on for this.
3) Boots with heavy lugs or a steel toe. Something to remember me by.
4) Hobnailed boots, metal cleats, or toe spikes. You know, for good measure.