>have long distance bf
>have webcam masturbation sessions
>squirt a fucking fountain every time
I'm scared because I know the female orgasm is partially piss, and it's bound to happen when we finally meet. I don't want him thinking it's gross because of the smell or something.
>>16935886
Drink more water, eat more fruit, and put a towel down. You can use scented oils or candles to try and cover up the scent, but sometimes the taste can be downright gnarly, so don't hold high hopes of him going down on you more than once. If you can get him into watersports before you meet you'll dodge a bullet.
>>16935886
Squirting is super sexy.
>>16935886
>I'm scared because I know the female orgasm is partially piss
Confirmed to be a troll.
Squirting is pissing
Sourcs: My cousin is Sophie Dee and in the UK we had doctors prove its piss to shut neck beards up
>>16935917
Had my sex ed classes in America.
You can probably guess why I'm uneducated on that topic.
Google also returned mixed results.
>>16935904
I gave it a taste test and it tasted like nothing.
>>16935970
Congrats. Make it taste great and you're gold.
Fuck it, I'll just make sure my bladder's empty before we do anything sexual.
>>16936005
Bad idea. You need to piss after sex to avoid a UTI.
>>16935917
squirting isn't full on piss autismo. it's fluid that fills the bladder and doesn't contain the amount of chemicals that make piss, piss. urea and salt. but because it is the bladder if it is full it will be piss, or be mixed together with the ejaculate.
>>16935910
this. It's a plus.
>>16935886
Men do not care about squirt. Half of us lap it up like a dog does water in a dishl.
OP here, just tried emptying my bladder and then fapping again. Good amount of stuff came out but it smells way less like piss.
I'm probably a retard.
What kind of orgasms are you experiencing? A normal female orgasm doesn't "contain piss". How ridiculous. I don't think you've ever been with a woman before. Don't believe everything you see in pornos.
>>16936108
>Been with a woman
I'm straight. I've stuck my fingers in one before and it wasn't a pleasant experience.
>>16936108
There are clitoral orgasms and gspot orgasms
The latter is identified by an abundance of fluids during climax
>>16936033
Yeah because you couldn't just wait 20 minutes to muster up another....
