How do I get myself seriously sick for a couple of months without doing much permanent damage or accidentally dying?
>>16931161
Just do your god damn homework.
Jesus christ.
>>16931452
I'm not in school. I do blue collar work.
>>16931161
just say you are depressed and check into a mental ward. you'll meet some pretty interesting people and if you play your cards right youll get laid with the one 6/10 psycho chick
>>16931520
Been there, done that. Trying to look for alternatives.
>>16931489
Just do your god damn work
Jesus christ
not op, but I also want a way to do this as well so I can just take a break and relax from the daily grind everybody goes through
>>16931765
>i wanna be SERIOUSLY SICK FOR THREE MONTHS to relax
Drink Antifreeze
>>16931829
I think op and I mean sick to the point where we don't need to leave our home, but not sick to the point where it's constant pain
high five something solid while driving
>>16931161
broken bone.
some docs even have a machine that produces clean breaks.
