>all the boipussy threads finally get to me
>feel compelled to visit a tranny prostitute
>find one that isn't full tranny but more trap-like
>white, 5ft4, flat tits, cute face etc
>immediately notice how much bigger her dick is than mine
>she calls my dick "cute" and says it's "just right"
>when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay
>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine suddenly these accusations start to make sense
>she stops and asks if I want to change positions
>I just lay there with a dick in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corner of my eyes
>break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay
>she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better
>come home having sucked a dick without even getting off
>I've never felt like such a beta faggot in my entire life
what is the next step /adv/.. contemplating suicide
Wow, you really needed to actually experience sucking a guy's cock to realize that that's gay? You sure were in denial in an extreme way.
But that's not a problem. The problem is, that you think it's a problem. Did it feel good for you? Then it's fine.
>>16920657
I have been laughing for a full two minutes.
>>16920657
Oh god senpai. The one thing that keeps me from hunting trannies is that I wouldn't take it in the ass, and I'm not sucking a dick. I'll jack a bitch off and play with those balls and make out with them, but nah.
And I know that would be selfish and demeaning for me to do, so I avoid it.
You're gay lol.
>>16920657
Old copypasta, nothing to see here.
>>16920657
Go see the tranny again and beat it up FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT.
Then quote Austin 3:16 and flex like a motherfucking champ, you straight motherfucker.
>>16920657
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
WHY. Why would you not just go to a non tranny prostitute?
Op if you like dicks then you're gay.
If you don't like dicks then you're not gay.
It's literally that simple. Either way is fine. It's ok to be gay, and it's ok to be straight
kill yourself op
>>16920657
you know what's beta?
giving a fuck about them fucking goddamn posers.
you know what's alpha?
sucking a trap's dick because you wanted to try it out. and if someone gives you shit about it telling you how that's gay, you say "yeah, and?"
that's why you feel like a beta.
not because you sucked a cock, but because you let some fuckers on the internet get to your head, thinking you did something wrong.
I think you should go back and suck another cock. because you liked it. did you like it because you are gay? no. you simply like it. period.
I sucked cock before. I fuck girls' brains out, and I get daytime noise complaints from the neighbors because of it. I drink cosmopolitans because I like the taste. I occasionally even drink virgin cocktails. I drive a tiny hybrid car because I like to feel the torque/kilogramm. I also drive a truck because I like to feel like a battleship drifting through flotsam. I go to the gym because I like the feeling of being ripped. And I don't give one fuck about what people think, or what people could think of me.
am I alpha? I think so. but I don't really care. I do what I want.
>>16920808
>if someone gives you shit about it telling you how that's gay, you say "yeah, and?"
Pretty sure that's precisely OPs problem, he doesn't want to be gay.
>>16920826
but why does it bother him what other people deem gay?
>>16920829
What do I know, Catholic upbringing? Maybe he's just a fag.
This is an interesting talk about the prevalence of women with penises in porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB3EnRiYl_s
dude your fine. and your not gay.
its just a penis. I know normal straight guys that have played with another guys cock and there completely ok with that.
>Being this concerned about anonymous meme posting
>Wanting to kill himself after a cute trap sucked your dick
Now honestly, this is not THAT exagerate...come on
You just have to rent a woman to wash the guilt away
But next time, for fuck's sake, DO NOT hear out sexual advices from 4chan because they don't even actually have sex...
>>16920681
>Oh god senpai. The one thing that keeps me from hunting trannies is that I wouldn't take it in the ass, and I'm not sucking a dick. I'll jack a bitch off and play with those balls and make out with them,
holy shit that's gay
>>16920869
Yeah, hiring a male prostitute and sucking his cock isn't gay at the least
Its alright, I feel for you, I've been hooking up with this cute fem dude, but like we have no romantic relationship, will admit sometimes I like cock in my mouth, and my gf is cool with it. I wouldn't say I'm gay, but i do know what I like, so don't get hung up on labels, do what u like bruh
I prefer the other pasta, the one with the ugly sado trap.
>>16920685
Dually noted. OP is a fag, but not said fag in green text.
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>>16920657
Damn it op. I cant till if this is a serious thread, but god knows i laughed hard.
